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Elon Musk (founder of PayPal, Tesla Motors, SpaceX) presents plan to start 80.000 strong colony on Mars!!

 
Baconspiracist (OP)

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I was in grade (primary) school with Elon Musk (Hatfield Primary School, Pretoria, South Africa). He was a funny little fucker...now he's a rich motherfucker lol!
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Hehe, he might give you a free ride then

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11/24/2012 05:48 PM
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I really would like to know what they retrieved from the Dragon. I like this company (alot) although the electric side is dated.or is it I just keep thinking it is a flaw or they have figured out Tesla and the Sun combined. Con Grats to Elon for finally making a wave.
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I think GLP should sponsor one of its own to go in order to do podcasts from mars. I hereby nominate myself for the position of GLP mars colonist. My experience as an astronut makes me the perfect dog for this mission.
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Re: Elon Musk (founder of PayPal, Tesla Motors, SpaceX) presents plan to start 80.000 strong colony on Mars!!
I was in grade (primary) school with Elon Musk (Hatfield Primary School, Pretoria, South Africa). He was a funny little fucker...now he's a rich motherfucker lol!
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Hehe, he might give you a free ride then
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He was a real misfit and I was one of his few friends. I was a little nerdy and odd myself!
I doubt he'd even remember me but I do have my class photo of us...I'll mail him lol!!!!!
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I think GLP should sponsor one of its own to go in order to do podcasts from mars. I hereby nominate myself for the position of GLP mars colonist. My experience as an astronut makes me the perfect dog for this mission.
:launch3:
 Quoting: Dr. Astro


You shall shit your pants on the way to the ship. But I think I might put in a dollar to get rid of your stupid duck face.
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Who ever is Born On Mars first will be Legend
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whoever wanks it on mars first is legend
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11/24/2012 06:33 PM
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Lots of people already on mars
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There is a way for this to have occurred and for people to be naive of the fact.

The planners would make use of the fact that the mind sees what it wants to see.

And the planners of the secret Mars Civilization would have created a secret Mars Civilization while conditioning the people on Mars since birth that they are still on Earth.

Like a Truman Show on Mars on a larger scale.

Which would explain the holographic moon. etc.
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


cruise
Tell me what this tastes like...
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I think GLP should sponsor one of its own to go in order to do podcasts from mars. I hereby nominate myself for the position of GLP mars colonist. My experience as an astronut makes me the perfect dog for this mission.
launch3
 Quoting: Dr. Astro


Negative, your analysis and skill sets are too important to risk. You will remain Earth-bound, and desk-bound, pouring over the data that I, Carshy, send to you from the surface Mars.

Sincerely,
Carshy "Zap" Brannigan
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11/24/2012 06:40 PM
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and he is jewish!!
(for the jew-haters)

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and he is jewish!! A good jewish boy!!
(for the jew-haters)

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sorry for the double post!!

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Nothing could possibly go wrong.

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and he is jewish!! A good jewish boy!!
(for the jew-haters)

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and he is jewish!! A good jewish boy!!
(for the jew-haters)

gwdance
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Be productive.
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I think GLP should sponsor one of its own to go in order to do podcasts from mars. I hereby nominate myself for the position of GLP mars colonist. My experience as an astronut makes me the perfect dog for this mission.
:launch3:
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second
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11/24/2012 08:23 PM
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Why not make it 144,000 to make it sound more apocalyptic.
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Yes, my thoughts atoo, when reading this.. Well another missed hype ;p
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Re: Elon Musk (founder of PayPal, Tesla Motors, SpaceX) presents plan to start 80.000 strong colony on Mars!!
I think GLP should sponsor one of its own to go in order to do podcasts from mars. I hereby nominate myself for the position of GLP mars colonist. My experience as an astronut makes me the perfect dog for this mission.
:launch3:
 Quoting: Dr. Astro


If that's what you want to do, you'd have my vote
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Half a million to sit on a bomb. He is a funny guy.

Has he a solution to getting the electromagnetic field back up after they destroyed it I wonder.
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ohyeah
He should ask USAF to get one of their triangle TR-3B space crafts.

But they'll probably show him the finger. Über top secret stuff for real VIPs only.
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I am inn!
no question I am a prime candidate :
I speak french and I have a sense of humor
I can eat and drink for up to 6 hours non-stop
I flirt with women all the time
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I wonder what the property taxes are like on Mars
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Who cares, with only 80,000 plots best to buy early, not.

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500k?? LOL
Like rich people are gonna sit in the middle of a effin desert for the rest of their lives.

I think if there's gonna be a huge colony on Mars, they will have to bring ppl willing to work, eat the radiation/sun flares and dust forever for free. And actually pay them... a lot. I'd go - but not for half a mil.

--------+****** (<<== my cat did that - leaving it here for him)
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No such thing as "Mars" per se, in reference to a "planetary body." These fools don't want you to be alarmed at their presence in space.... their main mission to fight the return of the Messiah.
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--------+****** (<<== my cat did that - leaving it here for him)
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My cat meowed. This was a good day.
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11/24/2012 08:59 PM

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I would much rather Teleport to Mars.

float

(and yes this can already be done)
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Derrrp..Um, ok.......
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"People have just about had enough, and civil disobedience will only grow greater in the months and years ahead. This is what happens when a nation morphs into a deranged, oligarchic police state."


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I would much rather Teleport to Mars.

float

(and yes this can already be done)
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Derrrp..Um, ok.......
 Quoting: doomsucker


:)

You can lead a horse to water...
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Buuuuuut, you can't teleport him..
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"People have just about had enough, and civil disobedience will only grow greater in the months and years ahead. This is what happens when a nation morphs into a deranged, oligarchic police state."


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Re: Elon Musk (founder of PayPal, Tesla Motors, SpaceX) presents plan to start 80.000 strong colony on Mars!!
i think its more of a case of finders keepers, 80k people to mars would be well out the the earths jurisdiction. Time to build me a spaceship and get there first. alien11
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11/24/2012 09:14 PM
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id go if they hired me as a pipefitter and trained me to space walk. not paying them to do a suicide run though
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id go if they hired me as a pipefitter and trained me to space walk. not paying them to do a suicide run though
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They are hiring in Japan to clean up the N-Power site. I would bring your own space-suit though.

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