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Elon Musk (founder of PayPal, Tesla Motors, SpaceX) presents plan to start 80.000 strong colony on Mars!!

 
Anonymous Coward
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11/24/2012 08:28 PM
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Re: Elon Musk (founder of PayPal, Tesla Motors, SpaceX) presents plan to start 80.000 strong colony on Mars!!
Half a million to sit on a bomb. He is a funny guy.

Has he a solution to getting the electromagnetic field back up after they destroyed it I wonder.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28305484

ohyeah
He should ask USAF to get one of their triangle TR-3B space crafts.

But they'll probably show him the finger. Über top secret stuff for real VIPs only.
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11/24/2012 08:32 PM
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Re: Elon Musk (founder of PayPal, Tesla Motors, SpaceX) presents plan to start 80.000 strong colony on Mars!!
I am inn!
no question I am a prime candidate :
I speak french and I have a sense of humor
I can eat and drink for up to 6 hours non-stop
I flirt with women all the time
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11/24/2012 08:36 PM

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Re: Elon Musk (founder of PayPal, Tesla Motors, SpaceX) presents plan to start 80.000 strong colony on Mars!!
I wonder what the property taxes are like on Mars
 Quoting: Taz

Who cares, with only 80,000 plots best to buy early, not.

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11/24/2012 08:40 PM
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Re: Elon Musk (founder of PayPal, Tesla Motors, SpaceX) presents plan to start 80.000 strong colony on Mars!!
500k?? LOL
Like rich people are gonna sit in the middle of a effin desert for the rest of their lives.

I think if there's gonna be a huge colony on Mars, they will have to bring ppl willing to work, eat the radiation/sun flares and dust forever for free. And actually pay them... a lot. I'd go - but not for half a mil.

--------+****** (<<== my cat did that - leaving it here for him)
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11/24/2012 08:49 PM
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Re: Elon Musk (founder of PayPal, Tesla Motors, SpaceX) presents plan to start 80.000 strong colony on Mars!!
No such thing as "Mars" per se, in reference to a "planetary body." These fools don't want you to be alarmed at their presence in space.... their main mission to fight the return of the Messiah.
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11/24/2012 08:50 PM

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Re: Elon Musk (founder of PayPal, Tesla Motors, SpaceX) presents plan to start 80.000 strong colony on Mars!!
No such thing as "Mars" per se, in reference to a "planetary body." These fools don't want you to be alarmed at their presence in space.... their main mission to fight the return of the Messiah.
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Why would the Messiah come from space?
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--------+****** (<<== my cat did that - leaving it here for him)
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My cat meowed. This was a good day.
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11/24/2012 08:59 PM

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Re: Elon Musk (founder of PayPal, Tesla Motors, SpaceX) presents plan to start 80.000 strong colony on Mars!!
I would much rather Teleport to Mars.

float

(and yes this can already be done)
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


Derrrp..Um, ok.......
'Politicians are like diapers; they need to be changed often and for the same reason.' - Mark Twain



sheeeeeeeeeppepe
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11/24/2012 09:00 PM

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I would much rather Teleport to Mars.

float

(and yes this can already be done)
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


Derrrp..Um, ok.......
 Quoting: doomsucker


:)

You can lead a horse to water...
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11/24/2012 09:02 PM

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Re: Elon Musk (founder of PayPal, Tesla Motors, SpaceX) presents plan to start 80.000 strong colony on Mars!!
I would much rather Teleport to Mars.

float

(and yes this can already be done)
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


Derrrp..Um, ok.......
 Quoting: doomsucker


:)

You can lead a horse to water...
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


Buuuuuut, you can't teleport him..
'Politicians are like diapers; they need to be changed often and for the same reason.' - Mark Twain



sheeeeeeeeeppepe
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Re: Elon Musk (founder of PayPal, Tesla Motors, SpaceX) presents plan to start 80.000 strong colony on Mars!!
I would much rather Teleport to Mars.

float

(and yes this can already be done)
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


Derrrp..Um, ok.......
 Quoting: doomsucker


:)

You can lead a horse to water...
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


Buuuuuut, you can't teleport him..
 Quoting: doomsucker


cruise
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Re: Elon Musk (founder of PayPal, Tesla Motors, SpaceX) presents plan to start 80.000 strong colony on Mars!!
Teleportation has existed for Decades.

Decades.
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11/24/2012 09:08 PM
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Re: Elon Musk (founder of PayPal, Tesla Motors, SpaceX) presents plan to start 80.000 strong colony on Mars!!
i think its more of a case of finders keepers, 80k people to mars would be well out the the earths jurisdiction. Time to build me a spaceship and get there first. alien11
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11/24/2012 09:12 PM

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Re: Elon Musk (founder of PayPal, Tesla Motors, SpaceX) presents plan to start 80.000 strong colony on Mars!!
Who ever is Born On Mars first will be Legend
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28198895


whoever wanks it on mars first is legend
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22899606


Gives new meaning to the phrase...

SEEDING THE PLANET

Last Edited by Open Your Eyes on 11/24/2012 09:13 PM
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11/24/2012 09:14 PM
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id go if they hired me as a pipefitter and trained me to space walk. not paying them to do a suicide run though
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11/24/2012 09:24 PM

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id go if they hired me as a pipefitter and trained me to space walk. not paying them to do a suicide run though
 Quoting: vege22o 2538819

They are hiring in Japan to clean up the N-Power site. I would bring your own space-suit though.
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11/24/2012 10:31 PM
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Re: Elon Musk (founder of PayPal, Tesla Motors, SpaceX) presents plan to start 80.000 strong colony on Mars!!
Elon Musk, the billionaire founder and CEO of the private spaceflight company SpaceX, wants to help establish a Mars colony of up to 80,000 people by ferrying explorers to the Red Planet for perhaps $500,000 a trip.
 Quoting: Baconspiracist


$400,000,000,000 later, there are 80,000 dead people.
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11/24/2012 10:39 PM
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Re: Elon Musk (founder of PayPal, Tesla Motors, SpaceX) presents plan to start 80.000 strong colony on Mars!!
Greetings:

Such Is Only A "Pie In The Sky" Dream ... Which If Attempts Are Made To Invade The Planet Mazar/Mars ... They Will Be Prevented/Twarted !!

Only Certain "Chosen Ones" Will Be Permitted To Settle There !! ... Those Spoken Of ... Are NOT Invited !! ... Death Awaits Those Who ... Attempt To Force Their Way !!

Farewell For Now !!

ST In BG
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11/24/2012 10:56 PM
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Re: Elon Musk (founder of PayPal, Tesla Motors, SpaceX) presents plan to start 80.000 strong colony on Mars!!
I am inn!
no question I am a prime candidate :
I speak french and I have a sense of humor
I can eat and drink for up to 6 hours non-stop
I flirt with women all the time
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Lol
5a
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Re: Elon Musk (founder of PayPal, Tesla Motors, SpaceX) presents plan to start 80.000 strong colony on Mars!!
Teleportation has existed for Decades.

Decades.
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


You've seen Charlie and the Chocolate Factory one too many times I believe.

lol
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11/24/2012 11:00 PM
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and he is jewish!!
(for the jew-haters)

gwdance
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I do not hate jews, I'm too well informed for that. It's those who say they are jews but are not, but rather those of the synagogue of Satan.

You know the ones that run that illegal banker state you're from.
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I wonder what the property taxes are like on Mars
 Quoting: Taz


Probably astronomical!
Common sense is a flower that doesn't grow in everyone's garden.
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Re: Elon Musk (founder of PayPal, Tesla Motors, SpaceX) presents plan to start 80.000 strong colony on Mars!!
Teleportation has existed for Decades.

Decades.
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


You've seen Charlie and the Chocolate Factory one too many times I believe.

lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28077048


I have inside information

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Re: Elon Musk (founder of PayPal, Tesla Motors, SpaceX) presents plan to start 80.000 strong colony on Mars!!
I think GLP should sponsor one of its own to go in order to do podcasts from mars. I hereby nominate myself for the position of GLP mars colonist. My experience as an astronut makes me the perfect dog for this mission.
launch3
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second
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2310364


Don't forget: it's a $500k one way ticket
Highpriest of the 108th Baconic Lodge
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11/25/2012 04:08 AM
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Re: Elon Musk (founder of PayPal, Tesla Motors, SpaceX) presents plan to start 80.000 strong colony on Mars!!
Who ever is Born On Mars first will be Legend
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... just like the first child born in the New World of America ??????
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Re: Elon Musk (founder of PayPal, Tesla Motors, SpaceX) presents plan to start 80.000 strong colony on Mars!!
And you think the not already have done this for 1000`s of years??? me think the have...


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Everytime I think of Mars...

Careful Mars is the Devils playground.
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Re: Elon Musk (founder of PayPal, Tesla Motors, SpaceX) presents plan to start 80.000 strong colony on Mars!!
how do you think we got here in first place??
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11/27/2012 02:04 AM
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Re: Elon Musk (founder of PayPal, Tesla Motors, SpaceX) presents plan to start 80.000 strong colony on Mars!!
Teleportation has existed for Decades.

Decades.
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


You've seen Charlie and the Chocolate Factory one too many times I believe.

lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28077048


I have inside information

taunter
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


I do too...
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Re: Elon Musk (founder of PayPal, Tesla Motors, SpaceX) presents plan to start 80.000 strong colony on Mars!!
I am inn!
no question I am a prime candidate :
I speak french and I have a sense of humor
I can eat and drink for up to 6 hours non-stop
I flirt with women all the time
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8598974


Are you really trying to interview for Space X on GLP?

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