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AWOL and still running - can you blame me?

 
shipmateshipdate
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11/24/2012 03:47 PM
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AWOL and still running - can you blame me?
OK so I joined the navy and on the very first day that I came aboard the ship, the captain gave me a tour. Pointing out equipment hazards and such. He wound up the tour of the ship with a stop in a lower deck. In this room he showed me stood some 8-10 barrels. I asked what the barrels were for (as that is all there was in this room). His reply was "these barrels are in here for your sexual pleasure". "Sexual pleasure????" I repeated.
Yes he said, you stick your willy in the hole on the side and you'll be serviced, anytime you want, except for Wednesdays.

I asked, "what happens on Wednesdays?"
he replied "It's your turn in the barrel."

...... being running ever since
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11/24/2012 04:00 PM
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LMFAO Great sorry. Thanks for the laugh I needed it. hahahaha
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11/24/2012 04:04 PM
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op, bad news..,


when you get caught awol you can forget friday and saturday too :0
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11/24/2012 04:15 PM
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op, bad news..,


when you get caught awol you can forget friday and saturday too :0
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Yup. I see a prom queen in the making LOL
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11/24/2012 04:39 PM
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LMFAO Great sorry. Thanks for the laugh I needed it. hahahaha
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yah this board needs to laugh more. I guy can only take so much doom and gloom
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11/24/2012 04:56 PM
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op, bad news..,


when you get caught awol you can forget friday and saturday too :0
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13126482


Yup. I see a prom queen in the making LOL
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26369344


op, bad news..,


when you get caught awol you can forget friday and saturday too :0
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13126482


Yup. I see a prom queen in the making LOL
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26369344


yes sir, the navy always catches their awols.

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