AWOL and still running - can you blame me?

OK so I joined the navy and on the very first day that I came aboard the ship, the captain gave me a tour. Pointing out equipment hazards and such. He wound up the tour of the ship with a stop in a lower deck. In this room he showed me stood some 8-10 barrels. I asked what the barrels were for (as that is all there was in this room). His reply was "these barrels are in here for your sexual pleasure". "Sexual pleasure????" I repeated.
Yes he said, you stick your willy in the hole on the side and you'll be serviced, anytime you want, except for Wednesdays.

I asked, "what happens on Wednesdays?"
he replied "It's your turn in the barrel."

...... being running ever since