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Say YES to God and NO to masturbation

 
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God already turned his back on me. That was a big mistake because as soon as he did I bent him over.
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what page in the bible says "If you masturbate you go to hell", just the page number will be fine.
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Thou shalt not touch oneself! You dirty hell fire sinner!

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God hates when you touch yourself more than anything. If you continue to touch yourself and turn your back on God, he will soon turn his back on you. You will be given the everlasting life you deserve, in HELL. Even children do not get a pass from God on this disgusting sin. If you wish to walk forever with our Lord in the Kingdom of Heaven, you can not touch yourself EVER. Please remember that and don't be surprised when you burn forever in the afterlife.
 Quoting: TRUE Believer 28363197


hates that more than anything? i highly doubt that however i think it is a sin to masturbate because it is lust. lust is a sin and when youre looking at porn youre commiting adultery with that woman in your heart, youre lusting after her just for her flesh/body, not knowing this persons past,their circumstances...this is a person too that was an innocent child once too that God loves and you look at them as a piece of meat. i struggle with this particular sin and is my one area of weakness that im trying to overcome. we must deny ourselves.
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God hates when you touch yourself more than anything. If you continue to touch yourself and turn your back on God, he will soon turn his back on you. You will be given the everlasting life you deserve, in HELL. Even children do not get a pass from God on this disgusting sin. If you wish to walk forever with our Lord in the Kingdom of Heaven, you can not touch yourself EVER. Please remember that and don't be surprised when you burn forever in the afterlife.
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Get a wife !

[link to www.sacred-sex.org]

No first cumming neither second cumming !

Be a tantric Jesus !

Try it its fun ! tounge
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Try to say no to god and yes to masturbate !
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38:9 And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.

38:10 And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.
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So god is going to burn people alive in unending screaming sadistic agony without mercy..pity..compassion..or letup...even young children..for failing to resist an URGE HE created them with?

Whats it LIKE to be THAT EVIL?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16987500


You are the evil my son. God is the creator, the light, the truth.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28363197


Yes..he created my urges..my sex drive..the NEED to empty the balls once in a while...and for THAT URGE which HE PLANNED AND IMPLEMENTED INTO ME>.he is going to have me TORTURED in agony forever and ever..ALL in his great wisdom..forknowlede and perfect forgiving merciful compassionate LOVE.

He tortured himself to death on a cross to FORGIVE us our sins..but he just could NOT cover THAT one..the one he CREATED us with..and fully intends to forgo the blood of the cross in order to burn us all alive for having sexual urges HE FORCED ON US.

Yeah..right.
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Genesis38:9 And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.

38:10 And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.
 Quoting: Understudy 28388017


I have fapped many times and the lord hasn't slayed me. Why doesn't the lord come down to slay people anymore? what happened?
"White privilege" is the liberal religion's version of Original Sin: you are born guilty, and you carry that burden of guilt all your life, and the only way to escape eternal damnation is for white people confess their sin, to bow, kneel and believe the dogma of the Church of Liberalism, genuflect at its altars, honor its saints, fill the collection plate, and never, ever doubt.

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Very hard subject for many men to live up to. Yet here is a very much related Bible verse to ponder:


Matthew 5:28



But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart.


Peace
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I believe there is something to this story.
We can all see that society is being bombarded with sex, porn, lust etc. Im sure it is done for a reason.

I believe its about wasting your body fluids, which are essential for your awakening, christ consciousness, activation of the pineal gland etc. Also there is this thing called ''sexual transmutation'' that was/is practiced by certain (occult) societies.

Make sense to me.
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Very hard subject for many men to live up to. Yet here is a very much related Bible verse to ponder:


Matthew 5:28



But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart.


Peace
 Quoting: 2012Portal


Then we're AAAAAALL going straight to hell ,no exception. But hey there's a solution, you can accept Jesus Christ as your savior and bla bla bla you know how it goes and you can commit any sin that you're saved anyway. So just say I accept Jesus Christ as my savior and then live life however you want, and when a religtard comes ask you for money and support for their causes tell them to fuck off that you're saved already, and cum in his face.
"White privilege" is the liberal religion's version of Original Sin: you are born guilty, and you carry that burden of guilt all your life, and the only way to escape eternal damnation is for white people confess their sin, to bow, kneel and believe the dogma of the Church of Liberalism, genuflect at its altars, honor its saints, fill the collection plate, and never, ever doubt.

-- Dixon Diaz
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38:9 And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.

38:10 And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.
...


You are the evil my son. God is the creator, the light, the truth.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28363197


Yes..he created my urges..my sex drive..the NEED to empty the balls once in a while...and for THAT URGE which HE PLANNED AND IMPLEMENTED INTO ME>.he is going to have me TORTURED in agony forever and ever..ALL in his great wisdom..forknowlede and perfect forgiving merciful compassionate LOVE.

He tortured himself to death on a cross to FORGIVE us our sins..but he just could NOT cover THAT one..the one he CREATED us with..and fully intends to forgo the blood of the cross in order to burn us all alive for having sexual urges HE FORCED ON US.

Yeah..right.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16987500




Genesis38:9 And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.

38:10 And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.
 Quoting: Understudy 28388017


I have fapped many times and the lord hasn't slayed me. Why doesn't the lord come down to slay people anymore? what happened?
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


there is a time for everything in Gods plan my friend. that was in the old world/old testament days when God was establishing his righteous ways, and certain people had to be made an example of to show the seriousness of sin so future people could understand this and choose themselves which master they will serve. you cannot serve two masters.
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Actually the book states that it is far better to lay your seed in the belly of a whore than on the ground.

This I am sure anyone with a penis could have told you.....
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Very hard subject for many men to live up to. Yet here is a very much related Bible verse to ponder:


Matthew 5:28



But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart.


Peace
 Quoting: 2012Portal


Then we're AAAAAALL going straight to hell ,no exception. But hey there's a solution, you can accept Jesus Christ as your savior and bla bla bla you know how it goes and you can commit any sin that you're saved anyway. So just say I accept Jesus Christ as my savior and then live life however you want, and when a religtard comes ask you for money and support for their causes tell them to fuck off that you're saved already, and cum in his face.
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


This is why the muzzies cover their women from head to toe.
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38:9 And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.

38:10 And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.
...


Yes..he created my urges..my sex drive..the NEED to empty the balls once in a while...and for THAT URGE which HE PLANNED AND IMPLEMENTED INTO ME>.he is going to have me TORTURED in agony forever and ever..ALL in his great wisdom..forknowlede and perfect forgiving merciful compassionate LOVE.

He tortured himself to death on a cross to FORGIVE us our sins..but he just could NOT cover THAT one..the one he CREATED us with..and fully intends to forgo the blood of the cross in order to burn us all alive for having sexual urges HE FORCED ON US.

Yeah..right.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16987500




Genesis38:9 And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.

38:10 And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.
 Quoting: Understudy 28388017


I have fapped many times and the lord hasn't slayed me. Why doesn't the lord come down to slay people anymore? what happened?
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


there is a time for everything in Gods plan my friend. that was in the old world/old testament days when God was establishing his righteous ways, and certain people had to be made an example of to show the seriousness of sin so future people could understand this and choose themselves which master they will serve. you cannot serve two masters.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1880593


Oh how convenient, back in the day all these magical biblical things would happen but then it suddenly stopped. So now there's no evidence for any of it and we just have to "have faith".

Sounds legit.
"White privilege" is the liberal religion's version of Original Sin: you are born guilty, and you carry that burden of guilt all your life, and the only way to escape eternal damnation is for white people confess their sin, to bow, kneel and believe the dogma of the Church of Liberalism, genuflect at its altars, honor its saints, fill the collection plate, and never, ever doubt.

-- Dixon Diaz
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Very hard subject for many men to live up to. Yet here is a very much related Bible verse to ponder:


Matthew 5:28



But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart.


Peace
 Quoting: 2012Portal


Then we're AAAAAALL going straight to hell ,no exception. But hey there's a solution, you can accept Jesus Christ as your savior and bla bla bla you know how it goes and you can commit any sin that you're saved anyway. So just say I accept Jesus Christ as my savior and then live life however you want, and when a religtard comes ask you for money and support for their causes tell them to fuck off that you're saved already, and cum in his face.
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


that isnt how it works my friend. Jesus said few will find their way into the kingdom of God. its a narrow path to walk.
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Very hard subject for many men to live up to. Yet here is a very much related Bible verse to ponder:


Matthew 5:28



But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart.


Peace
 Quoting: 2012Portal


Then we're AAAAAALL going straight to hell ,no exception. But hey there's a solution, you can accept Jesus Christ as your savior and bla bla bla you know how it goes and you can commit any sin that you're saved anyway. So just say I accept Jesus Christ as my savior and then live life however you want, and when a religtard comes ask you for money and support for their causes tell them to fuck off that you're saved already, and cum in his face.
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


You do not really mean that, do you. Jesus also tells us:


John 10:9

I am the gate; whoever enters through me will be saved


Matthew 7:13, 14

Enter through the narrow gate. For wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction, and many enter through it. But small is the gate and narrow the road that leads to life, and only a few find it
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Very hard subject for many men to live up to. Yet here is a very much related Bible verse to ponder:


Matthew 5:28



But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart.


Peace
 Quoting: 2012Portal


Then we're AAAAAALL going straight to hell ,no exception. But hey there's a solution, you can accept Jesus Christ as your savior and bla bla bla you know how it goes and you can commit any sin that you're saved anyway. So just say I accept Jesus Christ as my savior and then live life however you want, and when a religtard comes ask you for money and support for their causes tell them to fuck off that you're saved already, and cum in his face.
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


This is why the muzzies cover their women from head to toe.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27936947


does it really hurt to write muslims? I don't know if it's meant to be derogatory or not but I think it just makes you look stupid.
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putin
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Say no to lucy fur and yes to lilith fair!


Hay mars what is love? In coming? LOL

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Really hope youre a troll, you cant be serious.
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Really hope youre a troll, you cant be serious.
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All bibletards need to STFU

same shit over and over and over again

Bibletards are the SCUM OF THE EARTH
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Actually the book states that it is far better to lay your seed in the belly of a whore than on the ground.

This I am sure anyone with a penis could have told you.....
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yoda
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Very hard subject for many men to live up to. Yet here is a very much related Bible verse to ponder:


Matthew 5:28



But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart.


Peace
 Quoting: 2012Portal


Then we're AAAAAALL going straight to hell ,no exception. But hey there's a solution, you can accept Jesus Christ as your savior and bla bla bla you know how it goes and you can commit any sin that you're saved anyway. So just say I accept Jesus Christ as my savior and then live life however you want, and when a religtard comes ask you for money and support for their causes tell them to fuck off that you're saved already, and cum in his face.
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


that isnt how it works my friend. Jesus said few will find their way into the kingdom of God. its a narrow path to walk.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1880593


Hey that's how it works, salvation is found through Jesus Christ not human works, get it? So accept Jesus and live life anyway you want. i accepted Jesus as my Savior that died in the Cross to wash my sins and now I am saved and you cannot judge me anymore.
"White privilege" is the liberal religion's version of Original Sin: you are born guilty, and you carry that burden of guilt all your life, and the only way to escape eternal damnation is for white people confess their sin, to bow, kneel and believe the dogma of the Church of Liberalism, genuflect at its altars, honor its saints, fill the collection plate, and never, ever doubt.

-- Dixon Diaz
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Very hard subject for many men to live up to. Yet here is a very much related Bible verse to ponder:


Matthew 5:28



But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart.


Peace
 Quoting: 2012Portal


Then we're AAAAAALL going straight to hell ,no exception. But hey there's a solution, you can accept Jesus Christ as your savior and bla bla bla you know how it goes and you can commit any sin that you're saved anyway. So just say I accept Jesus Christ as my savior and then live life however you want, and when a religtard comes ask you for money and support for their causes tell them to fuck off that you're saved already, and cum in his face.
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


This is why the muzzies cover their women from head to toe.
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does it really hurt to write muslims? I don't know if it's meant to be derogatory or not but I think it just makes you look stupid.
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Yes, it was meant to be derogatory, and I don't give a shit what idiots like you think.
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God hates when you touch yourself more than anything. If you continue to touch yourself and turn your back on God, he will soon turn his back on you. You will be given the everlasting life you deserve, in HELL. Even children do not get a pass from God on this disgusting sin. If you wish to walk forever with our Lord in the Kingdom of Heaven, you can not touch yourself EVER. Please remember that and don't be surprised when you burn forever in the afterlife.
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SHOW ME where in the Bible this is stated.
 Quoting: Etrn9T


It is written in our souls. You all know it, you just deny yourself the truth. Sad, I may be lonely in Heaven.
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Sure, Mr. Holier Than Thou.
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We are all fuck ups. end of story! Full stop. PERIOD!
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God hates when you touch yourself more than anything. If you continue to touch yourself and turn your back on God, he will soon turn his back on you. You will be given the everlasting life you deserve, in HELL. Even children do not get a pass from God on this disgusting sin. If you wish to walk forever with our Lord in the Kingdom of Heaven, you can not touch yourself EVER. Please remember that and don't be surprised when you burn forever in the afterlife.
 Quoting: TRUE Believer 28363197


SHOW ME where in the Bible this is stated.
 Quoting: Etrn9T


It is written in our souls. You all know it, you just deny yourself the truth. Sad, I may be lonely in Heaven.
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then you can choke the chicken without getting seen!banana2
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goodevil

jerkit
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GOOD will always win out against EVIL. Even in the graphic. If you watch it long enough it stops with GOOD as the WINNER because EVIL is always outdone by GOOD.
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Its going back and forth with both being the "winner". Lol, youre a funny troll.
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Then we're AAAAAALL going straight to hell ,no exception. But hey there's a solution, you can accept Jesus Christ as your savior and bla bla bla you know how it goes and you can commit any sin that you're saved anyway. So just say I accept Jesus Christ as my savior and then live life however you want, and when a religtard comes ask you for money and support for their causes tell them to fuck off that you're saved already, and cum in his face.
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


This is why the muzzies cover their women from head to toe.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27936947


does it really hurt to write muslims? I don't know if it's meant to be derogatory or not but I think it just makes you look stupid.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28382571


Yes, it was meant to be derogatory, and I don't give a shit what idiots like you think.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27936947


Well, your mother sucks muslim cocks in hell.
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Very hard subject for many men to live up to. Yet here is a very much related Bible verse to ponder:


Matthew 5:28



But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart.


Peace
 Quoting: 2012Portal


Then we're AAAAAALL going straight to hell ,no exception. But hey there's a solution, you can accept Jesus Christ as your savior and bla bla bla you know how it goes and you can commit any sin that you're saved anyway. So just say I accept Jesus Christ as my savior and then live life however you want, and when a religtard comes ask you for money and support for their causes tell them to fuck off that you're saved already, and cum in his face.
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


that isnt how it works my friend. Jesus said few will find their way into the kingdom of God. its a narrow path to walk.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1880593


Hey that's how it works, salvation is found through Jesus Christ not human works, get it? So accept Jesus and live life anyway you want. i accepted Jesus as my Savior that died in the Cross to wash my sins and now I am saved and you cannot judge me anymore.
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


salvation is by grace alone through faith alone in Christ alone, not by works of righteousness lest any man should boast yes. however as evidence of a true conversion/true belief in Christ and what Christ taught you WILL separate yourself from the world, you will sin less. Christ said to sin no more. you must be born again as a NEW creature in Christ of water and SPIRIT. you cannot be a friend of the world in other words live worldly and still be saved.

James 4:4 "You adulterers! Don't you realize that friendship with the world makes you an enemy of God? I say it again: If you want to be a friend of the world, you make yourself an enemy of God.

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