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This is why the muzzies cover their women from head to toe.
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does it really hurt to write muslims? I don't know if it's meant to be derogatory or not but I think it just makes you look stupid.
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Yes, it was meant to be derogatory, and I don't give a shit what idiots like you think.
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Well, your mother sucks muslim cocks in hell.
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you will burn abit for that
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This is why the muzzies cover their women from head to toe.
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does it really hurt to write muslims? I don't know if it's meant to be derogatory or not but I think it just makes you look stupid.
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Yes, it was meant to be derogatory, and I don't give a shit what idiots like you think.
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Well, your mother sucks muslim cocks in hell.
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And this makes you look very intelligent. Fuck off you filthy pig.
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Chapter and verse please.
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Hey OP, did Christ die to take away the sins of the world or did He not? Yes, He did. The sin issue has been dealt with once and all. Step into the NEW covenant which went into effect with His death, burial and resurrection. That is the gospel. The whole world was put on a level playing field by the death, burial and resurrection of Jesus the Christ. God is not dealing with us on the basis of sin, but on the newness of life we as believers have in Christ. Unbelievers sin, just as believers do also. The true question is are you alive to God through faith in His resurreceted Son, or still spiritually dead to God by rejecting His Son...
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Let's put an end to this Onan Idiocy once and for all.

God's command was for Onan to impregnate his brother's wife. God commanded him to "go in unto" her. Meaning to have sex with her and, it is expected, to get her pregnant. Instead, Onan pulls out and ejaculates on the ground. He has sex with her, but doesn't inseminate her. THAT is his transgression. Not wacking off.

I mean, think about it, why would Onan go inand masturbate in front of his brother's wife and then ejaculate on the ground and leave. WHY??? That makes no sense.

Onan pulled out, practiced coitus interruptus. He obeyed the letter of what God had commanded, but not the SPIRIT.

God punished him for disobedience, not masturbation.

I don't know how many young men have been guilted into lives of misery and guilt over this misinterpretation. Hell, it's not even a misinterpretation. THAT would involve some thinking. THIS is just idiocy with an agenda. Control.

The Onan passage is the ONLY passage in the bible that has EVER been cited specifically to prohibit masturbation. And it is WRONG. You cannot find another passage on the topic. END of STORY.
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does it really hurt to write muslims? I don't know if it's meant to be derogatory or not but I think it just makes you look stupid.
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Yes, it was meant to be derogatory, and I don't give a shit what idiots like you think.
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Well, your mother sucks muslim cocks in hell.
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And this makes you look very intelligent. Fuck off you filthy pig.
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Fuck a filthy pig you racist shit head.
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Then we're AAAAAALL going straight to hell ,no exception. But hey there's a solution, you can accept Jesus Christ as your savior and bla bla bla you know how it goes and you can commit any sin that you're saved anyway. So just say I accept Jesus Christ as my savior and then live life however you want, and when a religtard comes ask you for money and support for their causes tell them to fuck off that you're saved already, and cum in his face.
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that isnt how it works my friend. Jesus said few will find their way into the kingdom of God. its a narrow path to walk.
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Hey that's how it works, salvation is found through Jesus Christ not human works, get it? So accept Jesus and live life anyway you want. i accepted Jesus as my Savior that died in the Cross to wash my sins and now I am saved and you cannot judge me anymore.
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salvation is by grace alone through faith alone in Christ alone, not by works of righteousness lest any man should boast yes. however as evidence of a true conversion/true belief in Christ and what Christ taught you WILL separate yourself from the world, you will sin less. Christ said to sin no more. you must be born again as a NEW creature in Christ of water and SPIRIT. you cannot be a friend of the world in other words live worldly and still be saved.

James 4:4 "You adulterers! Don't you realize that friendship with the world makes you an enemy of God? I say it again: If you want to be a friend of the world, you make yourself an enemy of God.
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You can't have the cake and eat it too tard. Jesus created a new covenant in which our sins were taken away as long as we accepted him as our savior. PERIOD. Get it? Don't bring your psychotic BS to the discussion, I am saved so I can do whatever I want. And people like you who judge my life through Christ probably are gonna go to hell anyway for judging saved people like me and misunderstanding the teachings of Christ.


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Hey OP, did Christ die to take away the sins of the world or did He not? Yes, He did. The sin issue has been dealt with once and all. Step into the NEW covenant which went into effect with His death, burial and resurrection. That is the gospel. The whole world was put on a level playing field by the death, burial and resurrection of Jesus the Christ. God is not dealing with us on the basis of sin, but on the newness of life we as believers have in Christ. Unbelievers sin, just as believers do also. The true question is are you alive to God through faith in His resurreceted Son, or still spiritually dead to God by rejecting His Son...
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Yes, this tard knows his shit, now fap all you want fappers, as long as you fap in Christ it's all good.
"White privilege" is the liberal religion's version of Original Sin: you are born guilty, and you carry that burden of guilt all your life, and the only way to escape eternal damnation is for white people confess their sin, to bow, kneel and believe the dogma of the Church of Liberalism, genuflect at its altars, honor its saints, fill the collection plate, and never, ever doubt.

-- Dixon Diaz
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God hates when you touch yourself more than anything. If you continue to touch yourself and turn your back on God, he will soon turn his back on you. You will be given the everlasting life you deserve, in HELL. Even children do not get a pass from God on this disgusting sin. If you wish to walk forever with our Lord in the Kingdom of Heaven, you can not touch yourself EVER. Please remember that and don't be surprised when you burn forever in the afterlife.
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He should have given men shorter arms. He tried giving cats a rough tongue to stop them, but they keep licking themselves anyway.

Was it piss poor engineering by the Big Guy, OP?
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that isnt how it works my friend. Jesus said few will find their way into the kingdom of God. its a narrow path to walk.
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Hey that's how it works, salvation is found through Jesus Christ not human works, get it? So accept Jesus and live life anyway you want. i accepted Jesus as my Savior that died in the Cross to wash my sins and now I am saved and you cannot judge me anymore.
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salvation is by grace alone through faith alone in Christ alone, not by works of righteousness lest any man should boast yes. however as evidence of a true conversion/true belief in Christ and what Christ taught you WILL separate yourself from the world, you will sin less. Christ said to sin no more. you must be born again as a NEW creature in Christ of water and SPIRIT. you cannot be a friend of the world in other words live worldly and still be saved.

James 4:4 "You adulterers! Don't you realize that friendship with the world makes you an enemy of God? I say it again: If you want to be a friend of the world, you make yourself an enemy of God.
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You can't have the cake and eat it too tard. Jesus created a new covenant in which our sins were taken away as long as we accepted him as our savior. PERIOD. Get it? Don't bring your psychotic BS to the discussion, I am saved so I can do whatever I want. And people like you who judge my life through Christ probably are gonna go to hell anyway for judging saved people like me and misunderstanding the teachings of Christ.


bushfing
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no youre not saved
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Hey that's how it works, salvation is found through Jesus Christ not human works, get it? So accept Jesus and live life anyway you want. i accepted Jesus as my Savior that died in the Cross to wash my sins and now I am saved and you cannot judge me anymore.
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


salvation is by grace alone through faith alone in Christ alone, not by works of righteousness lest any man should boast yes. however as evidence of a true conversion/true belief in Christ and what Christ taught you WILL separate yourself from the world, you will sin less. Christ said to sin no more. you must be born again as a NEW creature in Christ of water and SPIRIT. you cannot be a friend of the world in other words live worldly and still be saved.

James 4:4 "You adulterers! Don't you realize that friendship with the world makes you an enemy of God? I say it again: If you want to be a friend of the world, you make yourself an enemy of God.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1880593


You can't have the cake and eat it too tard. Jesus created a new covenant in which our sins were taken away as long as we accepted him as our savior. PERIOD. Get it? Don't bring your psychotic BS to the discussion, I am saved so I can do whatever I want. And people like you who judge my life through Christ probably are gonna go to hell anyway for judging saved people like me and misunderstanding the teachings of Christ.


bushfing
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no youre not saved
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Burn in hell heathen.
"White privilege" is the liberal religion's version of Original Sin: you are born guilty, and you carry that burden of guilt all your life, and the only way to escape eternal damnation is for white people confess their sin, to bow, kneel and believe the dogma of the Church of Liberalism, genuflect at its altars, honor its saints, fill the collection plate, and never, ever doubt.

-- Dixon Diaz
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God is a masturbation for the spirit.
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salvation is by grace alone through faith alone in Christ alone, not by works of righteousness lest any man should boast yes. however as evidence of a true conversion/true belief in Christ and what Christ taught you WILL separate yourself from the world, you will sin less. Christ said to sin no more. you must be born again as a NEW creature in Christ of water and SPIRIT. you cannot be a friend of the world in other words live worldly and still be saved.

James 4:4 "You adulterers! Don't you realize that friendship with the world makes you an enemy of God? I say it again: If you want to be a friend of the world, you make yourself an enemy of God.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1880593


You can't have the cake and eat it too tard. Jesus created a new covenant in which our sins were taken away as long as we accepted him as our savior. PERIOD. Get it? Don't bring your psychotic BS to the discussion, I am saved so I can do whatever I want. And people like you who judge my life through Christ probably are gonna go to hell anyway for judging saved people like me and misunderstanding the teachings of Christ.


bushfing
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no youre not saved
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Burn in hell heathen.
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We all burn allready cant you smell it?
Then we get some peace, and can take a more carefull approach to living
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Hey OP, did Christ die to take away the sins of the world or did He not? Yes, He did. The sin issue has been dealt with once and all. Step into the NEW covenant which went into effect with His death, burial and resurrection. That is the gospel. The whole world was put on a level playing field by the death, burial and resurrection of Jesus the Christ. God is not dealing with us on the basis of sin, but on the newness of life we as believers have in Christ. Unbelievers sin, just as believers do also. The true question is are you alive to God through faith in His resurreceted Son, or still spiritually dead to God by rejecting His Son...
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ROMANS
6:15 What then? shall we sin, because we are not under the law, but under grace? God forbid.
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If they forbid masturbation, i will need to try to get woman again, but this demands so much energy and time :(


Thanks god no one can forbid me from fapping =)
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does god know before hand (LOL) who is going to touch themselves and when?
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salvation is by grace alone through faith alone in Christ alone, not by works of righteousness lest any man should boast yes. however as evidence of a true conversion/true belief in Christ and what Christ taught you WILL separate yourself from the world, you will sin less. Christ said to sin no more. you must be born again as a NEW creature in Christ of water and SPIRIT. you cannot be a friend of the world in other words live worldly and still be saved.

James 4:4 "You adulterers! Don't you realize that friendship with the world makes you an enemy of God? I say it again: If you want to be a friend of the world, you make yourself an enemy of God.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1880593


You can't have the cake and eat it too tard. Jesus created a new covenant in which our sins were taken away as long as we accepted him as our savior. PERIOD. Get it? Don't bring your psychotic BS to the discussion, I am saved so I can do whatever I want. And people like you who judge my life through Christ probably are gonna go to hell anyway for judging saved people like me and misunderstanding the teachings of Christ.


bushfing
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no youre not saved
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Burn in hell heathen.
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yeah, a true born again believer in Christ would tell someone to go burn in hell (sarcasm). its obvious youre not saved and its obvious you dont even believe in hell b/c if you did you would never wish ANYONE to go there. you however are on the broad path to destruction/hell and i hope you do not go there and find the truth. hell is literal fire and torment for eternity.
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I thank God for masturbation. Since the Bible doesn't say anything against it, then I'll simple accept it as the divine gift it is.
It's good to be open-minded, just don't let your brain fall out.
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You can't have the cake and eat it too tard. Jesus created a new covenant in which our sins were taken away as long as we accepted him as our savior. PERIOD. Get it? Don't bring your psychotic BS to the discussion, I am saved so I can do whatever I want. And people like you who judge my life through Christ probably are gonna go to hell anyway for judging saved people like me and misunderstanding the teachings of Christ.


bushfing
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no youre not saved
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Burn in hell heathen.
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yeah, a true born again believer in Christ would tell someone to go burn in hell (sarcasm). its obvious youre not saved and its obvious you dont even believe in hell b/c if you did you would never wish ANYONE to go there. you however are on the broad path to destruction/hell and i hope you do not go there and find the truth. hell is literal fire and torment for eternity.
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Look retard, you don't understand the Christian doctrine so clearly you are going to hell, it isn't that complicated. DOn't be jelly of those of us who will go join Jesus in the Father's throne and watch how you tards suffer in the lake of fire and sulfur for eternity .
"White privilege" is the liberal religion's version of Original Sin: you are born guilty, and you carry that burden of guilt all your life, and the only way to escape eternal damnation is for white people confess their sin, to bow, kneel and believe the dogma of the Church of Liberalism, genuflect at its altars, honor its saints, fill the collection plate, and never, ever doubt.

-- Dixon Diaz
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But it feels good, and if bitches aren't gonna do the job you gotta do it on your own.
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Hey OP, did Christ die to take away the sins of the world or did He not? Yes, He did. The sin issue has been dealt with once and all. Step into the NEW covenant which went into effect with His death, burial and resurrection. That is the gospel. The whole world was put on a level playing field by the death, burial and resurrection of Jesus the Christ. God is not dealing with us on the basis of sin, but on the newness of life we as believers have in Christ. Unbelievers sin, just as believers do also. The true question is are you alive to God through faith in His resurreceted Son, or still spiritually dead to God by rejecting His Son...
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God isnt dealing with us on the basis of sin huh...well then whats the point of Gods wrath and judgement in the end times tribulation? whats the point of the great whore babylon being utterly destroyed in 1 hour of 1 day? because of sin and the fact its become a habitation of devils by turning it back on God and embracing sin.

Romans 6:15 "What then? shall we sin, because we are not under the law, but under grace? God forbid."

you must be born again.

you are lost my friend, you cannot live like the world and still be saved.
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no youre not saved
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Burn in hell heathen.
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yeah, a true born again believer in Christ would tell someone to go burn in hell (sarcasm). its obvious youre not saved and its obvious you dont even believe in hell b/c if you did you would never wish ANYONE to go there. you however are on the broad path to destruction/hell and i hope you do not go there and find the truth. hell is literal fire and torment for eternity.
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Look retard, you don't understand the Christian doctrine so clearly you are going to hell, it isn't that complicated. DOn't be jelly of those of us who will go join Jesus in the Father's throne and watch how you tards suffer in the lake of fire and sulfur for eternity .
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we'll see wont we. the warning was given, your blood is no longer on my hands
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Hey OP, did Christ die to take away the sins of the world or did He not? Yes, He did. The sin issue has been dealt with once and all. Step into the NEW covenant which went into effect with His death, burial and resurrection. That is the gospel. The whole world was put on a level playing field by the death, burial and resurrection of Jesus the Christ. God is not dealing with us on the basis of sin, but on the newness of life we as believers have in Christ. Unbelievers sin, just as believers do also. The true question is are you alive to God through faith in His resurreceted Son, or still spiritually dead to God by rejecting His Son...
 Quoting: jwdr 18767016


God isnt dealing with us on the basis of sin huh...well then whats the point of Gods wrath and judgement in the end times tribulation? whats the point of the great whore babylon being utterly destroyed in 1 hour of 1 day? because of sin and the fact its become a habitation of devils by turning it back on God and embracing sin.

Romans 6:15 "What then? shall we sin, because we are not under the law, but under grace? God forbid."

you must be born again.

you are lost my friend, you cannot live like the world and still be saved.
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This my friends is why the Bible is the most cognitively dissonant bullshit on this planet. It doesn't matter if things make sense or not, there's plenty of tools for the religtard lusting for power and control over other's behavior to nitpick and find a way to get away with his wishes.

It doesn't matter if at one part it says one thing and then it says something totally different, at the end of the day you're expected to obey whatever shit the religtard in turn pulls off his arsehole.
"White privilege" is the liberal religion's version of Original Sin: you are born guilty, and you carry that burden of guilt all your life, and the only way to escape eternal damnation is for white people confess their sin, to bow, kneel and believe the dogma of the Church of Liberalism, genuflect at its altars, honor its saints, fill the collection plate, and never, ever doubt.

-- Dixon Diaz
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God hates when you touch yourself more than anything. If you continue to touch yourself and turn your back on God, he will soon turn his back on you. You will be given the everlasting life you deserve, in HELL. Even children do not get a pass from God on this disgusting sin. If you wish to walk forever with our Lord in the Kingdom of Heaven, you can not touch yourself EVER. Please remember that and don't be surprised when you burn forever in the afterlife.
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You are sir are not just a moran. You are in a LEAGUE of MORANS.

God Bless. jerkit
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But it feels good, and if bitches aren't gonna do the job you gotta do it on your own.
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clappa
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God hates masturbators! He also gives aids to babys.

Top guy
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For instance, it wouldn't be comfortable and convenient for the fantatic religtard to have to kill most of his neighbors and family by fully obeying Leviticus' laws so he disregards them saying that Jesus Christ brought a new covenant and those laws are not necessary anymore. But if the religtard doesn't like homosexuals then he will quote Leviticus and Deuteronomy and all those old books anyway as well as any other little law that the religtard wishes to implement. And when asked they will quote Jesus saying that the law won't pass away until the end of times.

In conclusion there's always some way to justify some shit you want to implement while forbidding something you're against using the Bible, and nothing really needs to make sense, you just pick and choose and make up justifications along the way.
"White privilege" is the liberal religion's version of Original Sin: you are born guilty, and you carry that burden of guilt all your life, and the only way to escape eternal damnation is for white people confess their sin, to bow, kneel and believe the dogma of the Church of Liberalism, genuflect at its altars, honor its saints, fill the collection plate, and never, ever doubt.

-- Dixon Diaz
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Romans 6:15

No, we should strive to not sin, but guess what? You, me and every other person from Adam forward sins...it's our nature since the fall of man.

Don't worry, God is not suprised when we sin. Some "believers" claim that they do not sin. They are making God a liar in that case. For those who claim to be believers and that they don't sin, just check yourself against 1 Cor. 13. Are you always patient and kind? Ever lust or envy? Keep records of others wrong doings? Read the whole chapter. We in our human efforts fail pretty much continually.

There must be a complete understanding of the old vs. new covenants. The old has gone; Christ ushered in THE new covenant. We are living under the new. He was the only person who could fulfill the law.
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