Say YES to God and NO to masturbation

God dosen't hate, get real OP!

Op is already in hell of their own mind...
Pshhh

God is a cunt for inventing the cock.

Fellow Christians -

Stop judging people and condemning them to hell! That is the Lord's job. Before you judge others, remember that nobody is perfect, including yourself. Everyone has sinned. Everyone has fallen short. It is human nature to sin, being born into a sinful world. It's biblical.

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Sexual immorality is a sin. "Those who seek to please the flesh will reap destruction. Those who seek to please the spirit will receive eternal life"
- not sure which verse, but it's in the bible!

"He who lusts after a woman has committed adultery in his heart"
- also in bible. too tired to look up actual verses.. you can probably google it!


God loves you all! He doesn't want anyone to suffer for eternity in hell. It is your own choices that bring you eternal life or death. Read your bible and pray.

God bless!

If the Lord sends people to hell then He is surely a cunt. He creates faulty people and forces them into a faulty world and then blames them for their shortcomings.

Stop breeding!

And logic dictates that for you to have such a big mouth, you have to be projecting.

Meaning, either you're bullshitting/trolling or going to hell because you think you will.

Meh,

I just don't think an omnipotent being would really be interested in human self-pleasuring, I think there would be bigger cosmological issues at hand.

But self-important religious pricks on the other hand...

Bump

no, I`m pretty sure that is supposed to say

Say YES to masturbation and NO to God

it was just a typo

relax everyone and get back to Strokin

Why not yes to both?

Is it wrong to check this thread while fapping?

snort,oh man,my coffee's on screen now.doh.

please don't insult us psychotics by lumping us all in with this,ummmm,psychiatrist's wet dream,thanks.

Cant serve 2 masters... you must choose which you will serve. Short term, unfulfilled pleasure here (thats not real) or eternal pleasure...

God needs to stop me from this..I BEG OF THEE OLORD..FOR I HAVE TRIED TO STOP MASTURBAITING..I have failed..forgive me..a sinner olord.

I take the lake of fire to get my soul dissolved into nothingness. Who wants eternal anything anyway?

Proclaim NOT the Hell of the Churches of Men... In Their Words is No Mercy Found, Only the Makings of Satan

1/14/06 From God The Father - A Letter Given to Timothy, For All Those Who Have Ears to Hear


Thus says The Lord: Listen, all you churches of men! Shall I, even I, torment My beloved, those who are continually tormented by he who is and has torment in his vesture?!... Satan is the tormentor!...

By your own mouths have you unknowingly called your God, satan! Repent therefore, and mend your ways and your doings! Forsake all your corrupt and evil teachings!... Become again a child of God, and learn to walk uprightly in Me, leading others to Love, by love, not fear.
My children, the second death is that grave, from which one shall not be raised nor awakened. For they have been cast out, abiding in outer darkness, forever separated from God and their part in life. These know nothing at all, returning to that from which they were formed. Beloved, THIS is the eternal state of My punishment, for those who have chosen death; for they have rejected The Gift, wherein is life everlasting. So then those under condemnation are dead; in no way are they part of the living, nor are they living in torment... Their inheritance is lost, they have been blotted out, broken vessels of dishonor received by the earth once again.



Therefore, stop blaspheming your God!
And have greater understanding of My Mercy, which endures forever...

For My Son did sleep in the lower parts of the earth, His tomb,
For three days and three nights...

By no means did He descend
Into the evils of man’s imaginings!



HE IS THE PURE LIGHT!...

Never has He had any part in darkness!
Behold, He shall destroy it utterly!

For HE IS RISEN!...

And all those, who believe in Him and walk in His ways,
Shall also rise and live, meeting Him in the air...

And forever shall they be with their Lord and their God,
Where all shall find mercy and love.

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When i was a boy i beat my willy raw!!!!!
It started bleeding and itched bad from all the beating's it got lol
I had to tell my dad what happen cause i had to get it fixed lol
He laughed told me to use some a&d ointment to heal it up...
So i put some on and rubbed it in i was like SOB !!!!!!No wonder its raw if i had been using this id never got raw to start with so i beat the ointment in..it all cleared up and never had to miss a beat

The bible was translated from Hebrew. After a translation everything loses a lot of meaning. Plus it says in the bible whoever add or take away will be plagued. So we can all agree the bible is full of lies and truths. First of all.. God created the Heavens and the Earth.. hell exists only on this plane and we have to go through it to get to heaven again.

How do you know this? Where is this written? Link? Source?

You fucking brainwashed Christian.. Hard to look around you with tunnel vision isnt it?

This is an obvious troll thread, but the truth is that it is a sin for two reasons. First, lust is a sin. Second, masturbation is the misuse of sexual organs as God intended them, which is for sex within marriage only. Our bodies are also temples of God so this is a sin of the flesh like drunkeness or gluttony.

false.

excess is the sin when it comes to pleasure that is not born out of harming others. moderation and intent are the keys here.

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Hey It's not my fault he didn't send me some hot chick to eat and bang. My hand will continue to serve me well.

When I was a non-believer and chasing enlightenment neo-pagan style, I was a sexual revolutionary,
and masturbation as well as sexual freedom was like a devotional practise..
I could not have imagined I would ever renege on it,
yet here I am, none the happier for all that,
so I'm seriously considering trying it God-style,
I'm not entirely convinced masturbation is a sin,
Catholic tradition calls it a moral disorder..

[link to www.newadvent.org]


maybe I'm missing something by my disobedience...?

Its a hard one, being single and all, it would be a leap of faith.

[sorry, sometimes I shock even myself]

God bless!

Judge not, that you be not judged. For with the judgment you pronounce you will be judged, and with the measure you use it will be measured to you. Why do you see the speck that is in your brother's eye, but do not notice the log that is in your own eye? Or how can you say to your brother, ‘Let me take the speck out of your eye,’ when there is the log in your own eye? You hypocrite, first take the log out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to take the speck out of your brother's eye.

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Ooops.. I just jizzed on the bible... O.O