Say YES to God and NO to masturbation

You know, whether you go to heaven or hell has nothing to do with how good or bad you are.

Ok I will stop, but only if god gives me a fat Bj when I get to heaven. I assume god is a woman because this universe is a major cunt.

That page got stuck so they removed it from the canon.

Fucking god is a perv then ohh well i guess ima be rubing one out in hell along with everybody else on earth...................

Good for you, the angels are singing in heaven!

that's the funniest thing i've seen.it's exactly what's happened to me since reading on here.i don't know what the opposite of a missionary is,but they've made me run a mile from religion by being soooo nasty.

nope...tug tug.

Masturbating is "serving a master"? LOL

So when you walk, are you also "serving a master"?....your legs?

When you eat, are you "serving a master"?...your appetite?

Dear God, please save me from your followers. :)

God isn't "angry", He is disappointed in my opinion. Every time we sin, it makes us look like fools, after all He did for us and we throw it away for nothing over and over again.

The OP however IS angry, and condemning people to hell and yelling at them isn't very forgiving or Christ-like in my opinion... treat others with kindness, try to tell them that it is wrong to commit adultery, but it may or may not be wrong to masturbate depending on your personal interpretation of the Bible.

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God isn't real.
Magic isn't real.
There is zero reason to believe.
Ritualism & hope isn't about reality.
It's about blocking out reality.
It's the mantra of
"i will only believe this.
as long as i do everything will be ok."
What a selfish act.

OP, how old are you? Where did you read that bs?

>This, plus 100x

Oh my..I doubt god cares if I touch myself.

I was raised in a strict Irish Roman Catholic environment and thought I was going to hell by the time I was nine. Everything was a sin and I saw how that mode of thinking really f'd up a lot of people in my family.

Go ahead and have fun.

If it did not I would go nuts and start hunting religious tards like you. Who judge every one around you. your type makes want to puke.