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Message Subject Say YES to God and NO to masturbation
Poster Handle Anonymous Coward
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God hates when you touch yourself more than anything. If you continue to touch yourself and turn your back on God, he will soon turn his back on you. You will be given the everlasting life you deserve, in HELL. Even children do not get a pass from God on this disgusting sin. If you wish to walk forever with our Lord in the Kingdom of Heaven, you can not touch yourself EVER. Please remember that and don't be surprised when you burn forever in the afterlife.
 Quoting: TRUE Believer 28363197


And logic dictates that for you to have such a big mouth, you have to be projecting.

Meaning, either you're bullshitting/trolling or going to hell because you think you will.

Meh,

I just don't think an omnipotent being would really be interested in human self-pleasuring, I think there would be bigger cosmological issues at hand.

But self-important religious pricks on the other hand...
 
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