Why are all the little boys named Aiden, Caden, Braden, Jaden?

Its a conspiracy so vast you would never believe it.


seriously, its a left brain, hive mind thing.

Because you touch yourself at night.

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Because American Society is retarded today.

Manliness is looked upon in a negative manner.

Were all supposed to look like and act like Justin Bieber or unmanly men who dont know how to be the leader of a Home.

In all the tv shows the men are potrayed as weak spineless feminine men who let their wives or girlfriends have their way and run the program.


I run my house like Archie Bunker, and I sure wont be naming my child Aiden, Kaden, Braiden, or Sue.

If I have a son to go with my daughter it will be a Winston, Charles, Oliver, Walter, Harold, or maybe Cecil.

Aiden/Aidan is an old Irish name.

The others are just bullshit.

I have an Aiden. We picked it going through a name book. It was close to being Emerick. That was before I even realized for whatever reason, it was a hugely popular name in 2003.

If I have a son I'm naming him Beastclaw Saberdark Batman Jr, just because he would have the most fucking awesome name ever.

Last Edited by Baconhead on 11/24/2012 06:17 PM

Excellent replies! Thanks everyone!!!

If I have a girl I'm naming her Sparkle Sunshine Kickass Pony.

I think she would like it! Especially the Pony.

Beastclaw and Sparkle would truly be playground royalty.

Yes! I live in Southern California and was afraid it was just the vaguely unmanly men who live here but then discovered it's a nationwide thing. Glad to see some real men still around.

Mason has been a very popular name too.

Not convinced on Cecil though. I'm old enough to recall the TV show "Beanie and Cecil" LOL.

Mason is a good name though, sounds masculine. Unless they're naming girls that ...

the -aden suffix on boy names is lame imo

Thank you, my point exactly!

and hayden too. there are several at my chuch. little bastards, too, every last one of them!

That's not as bad as the boy named Michelle some mom who works out in my gym class has.

They rhyme..

There was a boyfriend named Aiden on that faggity fucking Sex in The City show a few year back then all the C-un-ts started naming thier kids Aiden. Then because everyone was naming thier (poor) kids Aiden, women started modifying it to be 'unique'. Pathetic.

No one has an original thought anymore I guess.

i've known males named beverly, shirley and dana - but not michelle. michel, pronounced "me kale" - sure, but not michelle...poor kid.

I know a Jayden but he is no little boy. At least 16 now and taller than me. Time flies.

Aha! I never watched that lame-ass show but suspected it was a TV show that started the trend.

Because they are all screwed to the en'th degree wether they know it or not.

My first of this fine Sunday morn, thanks AC

My little grandson's name is Ayden and he is an adorable child.

Jaden is cool, the rest are stupid.


I'd spell it Jaeden though.

Actually OVER half the little boys names in the USA now are more like Juan, DeAnton, Javier, Muhammed and High-Top. And worldwide only .001% are like that.

But I know we weren't addressing reality.