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My Dad Got Me A Shitty 9mm Pistol (Black Friday Gift)

 
Anonymous Coward
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11/24/2012 08:54 PM
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OK, OP, I'll give you some (a little) sympathy only because my husband is just like you. In his family, members are brutally honest about the gifts they receive. In my family, we love everything because somebody put effort into buying/making the gift and it's the polite thing to do. After listening to him bitch about every gift our kids, his parents, his siblings, or I have ever given him (even when they were things he asked for), we finally told him to go out and buy his own gifts and we'll wrap them and put them under the tree from us. Now, do you want to be that man who always seems to ruin birthdays and Christmas?

The sympathy comes from the fact that you may,indeed, be a good person because I know my husband is. He is normally very thoughtful, has tons of friends, loves us all, is steady, and loyal. He just has this emotional thing when it comes to gifts - nothing can seem to come up to expectations - and he thinks it's his duty to inform the gifter that the present is sub-par. Please realize that to the rest of the world, this is NOT normal behavior.
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11/24/2012 08:58 PM
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The gift from your dad was the last resort of trying to make you a man but once again you failed. I dont blame your dad because deep down he knows he tried to make you a man but he knew you were a homo

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Anonymous Coward
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11/24/2012 08:59 PM
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Re: My Dad Got Me A Shitty 9mm Pistol (Black Friday Gift)
Kahr is NOT a shitty pistol. What a spoiled brat.
 Quoting: Mazza


^^^THIS. You wanna trade dad's OP? Kahr makes really nice little conceal carry pistols...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1430199


There is a reason NYPD ditch this gun. Poor quality, high failure rate and just outdated technology. This is why I want the Sig.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13490739


So buy a sig. You can give that "shitty kahr" to me if you really don't want it...
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11/24/2012 09:03 PM
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you ungrateful little shit
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THIS^^ LOL LOL
Anonymous Coward
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11/24/2012 09:04 PM
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just sell it and buy 2 glocks. but seriously you are ungrateful, and id keep the gun, and be really happy with something my father gave me.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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11/24/2012 09:13 PM
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just sell it and buy 2 glocks. but seriously you are ungrateful, and id keep the gun, and be really happy with something my father gave me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28274758


So I am supposed to lie and say I like it when I really dont? Is that what you do?
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11/24/2012 09:14 PM

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just sell it and buy 2 glocks. but seriously you are ungrateful, and id keep the gun, and be really happy with something my father gave me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28274758


So I am supposed to lie and say I like it when I really dont? Is that what you do?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13490739


if you keep it make sure you file down the front sight so it hurts less when a bad guy shoves it up your ass
SLAM THAT CLAM
Anonymous Coward
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11/24/2012 09:18 PM
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If my dad gave me any kind of gun on any day I would shit my pants with shock and happiness.
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11/24/2012 09:20 PM

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Its a Kahr K9 model #9090. He must really hate me. I wanted a Sig Sauer
P250 Extreme. Fuck! Did you guys get shitty gifts from your folks for black friday too?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13490739


He probably knew you would bitch about it and is hoping the gun jams as soon as you go to use it!!

Sell it and buy what you want, dumb fuck!

Fucking ingrate......
 Quoting: Leviticus


Ill take this shit to the pawn shop and see what I can get for it but whats wrong with being upset over something you got but disnt want or like very much? Why do I have to appreciate that?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13490739


You rotten piece of trash, who the fuck expects black friday gifts?
You'd be lucky to get an icepack as a gift after I wipped your ass. Hell, I would'ent even wait till "black Friday"!
Fucking shitbag
'Politicians are like diapers; they need to be changed often and for the same reason.' - Mark Twain

sheep1sheeeeeeeeeppepe
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11/24/2012 09:27 PM
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Nineteen one-stars?




lol
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Nineteen one-stars?




lol
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Make that 20.
lol
'Politicians are like diapers; they need to be changed often and for the same reason.' - Mark Twain

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11/24/2012 10:01 PM

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Its a Kahr K9 model #9090. He must really hate me. I wanted a Sig Sauer
P250 Extreme. Fuck! Did you guys get shitty gifts from your folks for black friday too?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13490739


HEY!!!! You ungrateful little SNOTFACE!!! SINCE YOUR THROWING SUCH A TANYRUM GETTING A " SHITTY 9mm " for BLACK FRIDAY..SEND IT TO ME!!!! Ill load it up with some hornaday ballistic tips and keep it...THATS WHATS WRONG WITH AMERICA RIGHT THERE !!!!! Whoever hears of getting a gift FOR BLACK FRIDAY!!!!!!
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Its a Kahr K9 model #9090. He must really hate me. I wanted a Sig Sauer
P250 Extreme. Fuck! Did you guys get shitty gifts from your folks for black friday too?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13490739


He probably knew you would bitch about it and is hoping the gun jams as soon as you go to use it!!

Sell it and buy what you want, dumb fuck!

Fucking ingrate......
 Quoting: Leviticus


Ill take this shit to the pawn shop and see what I can get for it but whats wrong with being upset over something you got but disnt want or like very much? Why do I have to appreciate that?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13490739


You rotten piece of trash, who the fuck expects black friday gifts?
You'd be lucky to get an icepack as a gift after I wipped your ass. Hell, I would'ent even wait till "black Friday"!
Fucking shitbag
 Quoting: doomsucker


Braaaavo!!!! After you beat him I wanna bust his little ass with a leather belt a good one!! Send that little hoser to live with me for ONE WEEK!! He'll come home a brand new kid!!!
Im showing this to your dad ya little bastard.
Little Miss Sunshine

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just sell it and buy 2 glocks. but seriously you are ungrateful, and id keep the gun, and be really happy with something my father gave me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28274758


So I am supposed to lie and say I like it when I really dont? Is that what you do?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13490739


if you keep it make sure you file down the front sight so it hurts less when a bad guy shoves it up your ass
 Quoting: EVIL_BEAN_KID


Blahahahahaha......
Anonymous Coward
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11/24/2012 10:09 PM
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your dad should pistol whip you
SilverPatriot

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11/24/2012 10:11 PM

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Op,

Care to compare the gun specs before whining and consider that perhaps your father had before purchasing what he could afford and your attitude begs the question what did you give your father.
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11/24/2012 10:11 PM

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Its a Kahr K9 model #9090. He must really hate me. I wanted a Sig Sauer
P250 Extreme. Fuck! Did you guys get shitty gifts from your folks for black friday too?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13490739


Go buy your own. And quit whining. With the way Obama is attacking the 2nd amendment, it may be one of the few options available.
If you do not want it. I will take it.
clapon

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11/24/2012 10:13 PM

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Data mine thread
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23781418


any response, is collected information
funny thing happened the other day...
clapon

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11/24/2012 10:15 PM

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the fact that you know it is a data mine ,is data
funny thing happened the other day...
SilverPatriot

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11/24/2012 10:22 PM

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the fact that you know it is a data mine ,is data
 Quoting: clapon


Actually if you think about it this antagonistic, self-centered poster could also be advertising for Kahr weapons.

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ungrateful person, atleast your dad cares.
Anonymous Coward
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11/24/2012 10:29 PM
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ungrateful person, atleast your dad cares.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24473407


his dad probably filled the barrel with concrete and loaded it up for him..

try it out son!!!! rofl
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11/24/2012 10:33 PM
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Its a Kahr K9 model #9090. He must really hate me. I wanted a Sig Sauer
P250 Extreme. Fuck! Did you guys get shitty gifts from your folks for black friday too?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13490739


DAD'S ARE SMART HE KNOWS YOU SHOOT LIKE A GIRLY BOY . I GOT MY DAD A WEBER ONE TOUCH PLATINUM FOR BLACK FRIDAY .
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you ungrateful little shit
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1880593


+1skull_fing
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11/24/2012 10:42 PM
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5a
Its a Kahr K9 model #9090. He must really hate me. I wanted a Sig Sauer
P250 Extreme. Fuck! Did you guys get shitty gifts from your folks for black friday too?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13490739


I JUST 5 STAR YA YOU GOT THE HONKYTURDS GOING
Rusty Shacklefurg

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11/24/2012 10:47 PM
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you'll shoot your eye out anyways.
Okie

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11/24/2012 10:54 PM
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you'll shoot your eye out anyways.
 Quoting: Rusty Shacklefurg


Let's effing hope so.

cool2
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11/24/2012 10:57 PM
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People give gifts for black friday?

WTF?
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11/24/2012 10:59 PM
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26th 'one star' from me - and well deserved, OP.

I wish I could give more one stars ... but I can't.

What a turd ...
"People have been conditioned to ridicule all that they are incapable of understanding." Goethe

"None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free." Goethe
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Fuck you OP

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