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My Dad Got Me A Shitty 9mm Pistol (Black Friday Gift)

 
Carshy McCarsh

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11/24/2012 10:59 PM
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1rof1

I remember that graphic.

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Tell me what this tastes like...
Anonymous Coward
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11/24/2012 11:30 PM
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Since when did we start giving Black Friday Gifts.
Anonymous Coward
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11/24/2012 11:35 PM
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Data mine thread
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Anonymous Coward
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11/24/2012 11:36 PM
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Since when did we start giving Black Friday Gifts.
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Was just going to say the same thing. What about cyber monday?
Anonymous Coward
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11/24/2012 11:44 PM
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just sell it and buy 2 glocks. but seriously you are ungrateful, and id keep the gun, and be really happy with something my father gave me.
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as if one piece of shit wasn't enough

he'll have two
Anonymous Coward
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11/24/2012 11:53 PM
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Since when did we start giving Black Friday Gifts.
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Was just going to say the same thing. What about cyber monday?
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He will probably be back posting all pissed off about his cyber Monday gift too.
Anonymous Coward
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11/24/2012 11:56 PM
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Since when do people give black Friday gifts? WTF???
Anonymous Coward
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11/25/2012 12:01 AM
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It's not that bad.

[link to averagejoeshandgunreviews.blogspot.com]
Anonymous Coward
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11/25/2012 12:04 AM
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dont accidently shoot yourself in the face while cleaning your gun!
Anonymous Coward
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11/25/2012 12:05 AM
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Its a Kahr K9 model #9090. He must really hate me. I wanted a Sig Sauer
P250 Extreme. Fuck! Did you guys get shitty gifts from your folks for black friday too?
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My father died last week and left me a nice hand gun. Go fuck yourself spoiled little fuck.
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Coldreboot

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11/25/2012 12:06 AM

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You should be thankful OP, but it's certainly your choice not to be for whatever reason.

Most of my guns were stolen from me by so called friends and loved ones for pills. Including my Beretta 92fs and SigP228. I'd be very thankful for that Kahr if it was me.

JMHO
Anonymous Coward
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11/25/2012 12:26 AM
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He should have gotten you a Red Ryder BB gun but I doubt if you could handle the kick-back.

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11/25/2012 12:26 AM

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You and your Dad are obviously homos.
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11/25/2012 12:29 AM
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Since when did we start giving Black Friday Gifts.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28390851


Was just going to say the same thing. What about cyber monday?
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Anonymous Coward
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11/25/2012 12:33 AM
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Op shut the fuck up. You are nothing but a snotty little ungrateful faggot. Your dad should have beat your ass as a gift.

I certainly would if I had a shitty son like you.
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:Agreed:

Sounds like (OP) is to irresponsible to be owning a gun...
Anonymous Coward
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11/25/2012 12:35 AM
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You should load it up and empty it into the ceiling to express your dissatisfaction.
Anonymous Coward
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11/25/2012 12:37 AM
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Its a Kahr K9 model #9090. He must really hate me. I wanted a Sig Sauer
P250 Extreme. Fuck! Did you guys get shitty gifts from your folks for black friday too?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13490739


He probably knew you would bitch about it and is hoping the gun jams as soon as you go to use it!!

Sell it and buy what you want, dumb fuck!

Fucking ingrate......
 Quoting: Leviticus


Ill take this shit to the pawn shop and see what I can get for it but whats wrong with being upset over something you got but disnt want or like very much? Why do I have to appreciate that?
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I really can't believe there are REALLY people like you on this planet. Actually, I BELIEVE it, I see it everyday, but if you were my son, I would either A) beat the living shit out of you, or B) cut you off from my family COMPLETELY, because you are a sorry sack of SHIT.


You wouldn't get gifts.

You wouldn't be allowed to come to my house.

You wouldn't have my phone number.

You wouldn't get ANY financial help, not even a CENT during, or AFTER my life ends.




Seriously? Your father gets you a GIFT, an expensive one at that, not like a $10 gift card to a book store or something, and you have the NERVE to come online and COMPLAIN about it?

I honestly feel sorry for your father, I really do. I don't even know the guy, but I know he deserves MUCH better family than you.



What a terrible thread, from a terrible son.
Anonymous Coward
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11/25/2012 12:38 AM
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You should load it up and empty it into the ceiling to express your dissatisfaction.
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OP lives in the basement. He might hit Mom or Dad upstairs.
NightWisp

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11/25/2012 12:38 AM

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He should have gotten you a Red Ryder BB gun but I doubt if you could handle the kick-back.

violin
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lol
:stoopidprrpsef:
FATMANGOBOOM

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11/25/2012 12:39 AM
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Its a Kahr K9 model #9090. He must really hate me. I wanted a Sig Sauer
P250 Extreme. Fuck! Did you guys get shitty gifts from your folks for black friday too?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13490739


you ungrateful little shithead... when did kids become such greedy whinny little bastards...

Hope someone shoves that gift right up your ass...
Dease

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11/25/2012 12:41 AM
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Its a Kahr K9 model #9090. He must really hate me. I wanted a Sig Sauer
P250 Extreme. Fuck! Did you guys get shitty gifts from your folks for black friday too?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13490739


Get on your knees, and thank God you have a Dad. Mine died six years ago, and I would give anything to see him again.

Also, not only do you have a Dad, but he buys you gifts with his money because he cares about you. Whether it's your favorite thing or not, be grateful. I would treasure anything my Dad bought me because it came from him.

Last Edited by Dease on 11/25/2012 12:42 AM
"Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the LORD your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you." - Matthew 22: 37-39

"What good will it be for a man if he gains the whole world, yet forfeits his soul? Or what can a man give in exchange for his soul?" - Galatians 5: 22-23
eatinmraw
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11/25/2012 12:43 AM
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You're an ungrateful little dick. Be glad you have anything you didn't work for.
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yeah...it's the thought that counts they say. try gettin em NOTHIN and see how they like that thought. fuck every single person that expects anything from me. they can all KISS MY MUTHA FUCKIN HARRY WHITE ASS for christmas as i aint buyin shit for anyone. spendin hard earned money on any ungrateful fuck wad bitches and bastards is not my idead of a merry fuckin christmas holiday. his dad should take it away from him and pistol whip him with it.
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reaperz73

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11/25/2012 12:44 AM
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All I have is a scythe :(
Ralphie
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11/25/2012 12:47 AM
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He should have gotten you a Red Ryder BB gun but I doubt if you could handle the kick-back.

violin
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You made Ovaltine come outta my nose!
Mkguyver

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11/25/2012 12:53 AM

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Your right, who would want a hand gun which Gloak pays its manufacturer a ton of money to license and use 21 of their patents for the right to manufacture their own guns.

I've owned one for 10 years.
MindShaft

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11/25/2012 12:55 AM
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Fuck.

The only reason that I revisited this thread was that I thought that I could '1-star' it again after the clock ticked past 12:00 AM.

It won't let me.

Sucks as bad as this OP's view of reality...
"People have been conditioned to ridicule all that they are incapable of understanding." Goethe

"None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free." Goethe
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11/25/2012 12:58 AM
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Its a Kahr K9 model #9090. He must really hate me. I wanted a Sig Sauer
P250 Extreme. Fuck! Did you guys get shitty gifts from your folks for black friday too?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13490739


It's posts like these that make me PROUD to not have brought forth children into this world.

Thank you for patting me on the back today. I wish I were standing before your father right now to give him the hug and LOVE that he's missing from you.

One day, you'll look around and really REGRET this post.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1129812


And I'm proud not to be an american...OP is a typical ameritard and they are the vast majority.
Anonymous Coward
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11/25/2012 08:16 AM
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should have listened to RL and got one of these bad boys...

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11/25/2012 08:20 AM

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Wait, you give gifts on Black Friday - for real people do that?!?!

Be happy you got anything. Jeez...
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EVIL_BEAN_KID

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11/25/2012 01:41 PM

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he should have gotten you a charter arms pink lady
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