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Just got an incredible E-mail Can't believe my luck !

 
SuperNova1
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Just got an incredible E-mail Can't believe my luck !
From Mrs.Catherine.


Dearest in Christ Jesus,


My name is Mrs.Catherine a nationality of Kuwait. I was married to late Mr. Simon who worked with Kuwait embassy here in GHANA for nine years before he died in the year October 2008. We were married for twenty years with a child. My husband died after an illness that lasted for four days may his Soul rest in perfect peace Amen.

Before his death we were both born again Christians. When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of (eleven million us dollars) with one of good banks here in GHANA presently, this money is still with the bank. Recently my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next three months due to my cancer problem, though what disturbs me most is my stroke. Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to church or better still a Christian individual that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct here in. more especially earthquake victims in Haiti and also any organization of your choice, the poor and the motherless babies. I want a person or church that will use this fund to churches, orphanages, research centers and widows propagating the word of God and to ensure that the house of God is maintained.


The Bible made us to understand that blessed is the hand that giveth. I took this decision because I have a child that will inherit this money but my son can not carryout this work only because I and my late husband decide to use some of the money to work for God and live some for our son to have a better live. our son is just 17year old now, and my husband's relatives are not Christians and I don't want my family hard earned money to be misused by unbelievers, I don't want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly manner. Hence the reason for taking this bold decision. I am not afraid of death hence I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord. Exodus! 14 VS 14 says that the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace. I will like you to understand that my contact to you is a divine direction from God, I don't want any of my husband family relatives to receive this money but I know that With God all things are possible. As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the Finance/bank. I will also issue a letter of authority to the bank here that will empower you as the new beneficiary of this fund. I want you and the church to always pray for me because the lord is my shepherd. My happiness is that I live a life of a worthy Christian. Whoever that wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and truth, Please always be prayerful all through your life. Any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing for a church or Christian individual for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated here and Please I will like you to contact me Immediately you receive this mail with your full name and your address / your direct telephone number so that I will instruct the Bank to transfer this fund into your account for me and my Son to start coming over there to meet you for the work of God and my son's Education. Please we need this transaction very urgent in the name of our Lord because of my health condition.


Remain blessed in the name of the Lord.


Yours Sister in Christ

Mrs.Catherine.
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Dear Catherine :


Praise be the lord Jesus Christ and all his minions who roam the earth and do his works. you are a good woman Catherine for having chosen me. I will use the money for good works only. I will not use the money to purchase a nice vehicle such as a 1970 chevrolet chevelle ss454 (LS6 option, 4 speed) red with black stripes, nor will I use the money to finance a month long drunken orgy in Las Vegas , nor will I use the money to purchase a house on lido Island California, nor will I use the money to hire a full time model (escort) to pleasure me at all hours of the day at my beck and call, rotating women every 2 days for variety.Nor will I use the money to start a small zoo in my back yard with all varieties of endangered animals, furthermore I will never use the money to purchase large quantities of high grade marijuana (master kush, perhaps) for my own consumption.I would never use the money to finance a world tour of all exotic countries such as Thailand, Bali, Fiji, Italy , Rome,Bora Bora, perhaps Hawaii, finally ending with a month long stay at the top hotel in Dubai.

Know, Catherine, that you have chosen the right person to bestow this blessing on .

God himself must have directed you to me his must humble and lowly servant.

I can't wait to get the party... Errm , Can't wait to bring the glory of god's blessings and holy spirit into others less fortunate than myself, a lowly sinner.

Thank you again Catherine.I await your instructions !
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11/25/2012 01:38 AM

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Re: Just got an incredible E-mail Can't believe my luck !
I sent that reply tonight.
Wonder if they got a chuckle.
Or they get that all the time.
They get some suckers though....
You don't have a soul. You ARE a soul, you have a body...Not counting the one in the trunk .

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
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11/25/2012 01:58 AM
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Laughed my ass off.
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11/25/2012 02:06 AM
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Hey I got the exact same letter (from memory) about two years ago, but it was Mrs Sophie, she got my name from a christian site..Im an athiest...so funny

I wrote back and told them I was completely willing to do the lords work, please send more details , then never did...did I say something wrong ?...lol
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11/25/2012 02:10 AM
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You didn't give her your bank account number! Sheesh, I get this crap all the time, they could care less what you write them back, they are just looking for someone that is stupid enough to give banking information. There is a sucker born everyday. hf
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11/25/2012 02:35 AM
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Re: Just got an incredible E-mail Can't believe my luck !
I sent that reply tonight.
Wonder if they got a chuckle.
Or they get that all the time.
They get some suckers though....
 Quoting: SuperNova1


Good one but what's wrong with lido island? I love lido.
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11/27/2012 12:54 PM

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Re: Just got an incredible E-mail Can't believe my luck !
I sent that reply tonight.
Wonder if they got a chuckle.
Or they get that all the time.
They get some suckers though....
 Quoting: SuperNova1


Good one but what's wrong with lido island? I love lido.
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Hey, NOTHING ,wrong with Lido.It's far out of my reach though.
Unless they come through with the millions$$$$$
Hey it could happen. Just doin' the lords work!
You don't have a soul. You ARE a soul, you have a body...Not counting the one in the trunk .

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
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11/27/2012 12:55 PM

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lol op since I put my e mail up I get like over 15 e mails a day from Africa with similar messages..lol
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11/27/2012 01:01 PM

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So sad that they would use His name to try and steal.


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11/27/2012 01:02 PM

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So sad that they would use His name to try and steal.


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lol
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11/27/2012 01:06 PM
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[link to ebolamonkeyman.com]
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11/27/2012 01:16 PM
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11/27/2012 01:19 PM
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419eater. Google it. Hilarious stuff.
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11/27/2012 01:21 PM

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There used to be a website where people posted who had messed with these kinds of scams.

Don't recall the name but I do remember one person sent them a photo of Helen Thomas as themselves, lol.

If one had the time, it would be fun to mess with them that way.
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Oh yeah, like you'd understand anyway.

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11/27/2012 01:24 PM
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419eater. Google it. Hilarious stuff.
 Quoting: Psych


that's a great site, agree!

this one too>> [link to www.419hell.com]

and there's this>> [link to www.thecleverest.com]

but hey, I just got someone willing to pay $1500 for a $500 fender amp listed on craigslist, all I have to do is take his money order and ship the amp to his son in Chicago

that one is legit, fer sure banana2

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