Spent the last couple days celebrating Thanksgiving at my gf's lesbian aunt and partner's house...

Go to her bed and place all the toys on her bed. then you crawl on her bed to, and wait for her to enter the room. then you make sexy time.

Those wernt toys those were tools.

Lol well since they're both female receptacles.......

then why did you use the sperm icon? I would imagine the only sperm around there is yours from beating off thinking about lesbian sex.

Nah, they're both fat and ugly...in real life, lesbians don't look like they do in pornos, son.

I used it because it's a sad sperm, and it's good metaphor for my feelings at the moment.

LARGE "tools"

Rub hot sauce all over them and put them back

Cum on them so that when they use them they will all get knocked up..

Did the ass pucker continue even after you got home?????

I had the weirdest relationship with two lesbians from work when I was in my twenties. We were all real good friends and one night we were drunk and they asked if I would do them while they made out. It was great, I just pounded away while they groped each other, they said it was much better than artificial ones. For several years we had sex parties where they just invited me over to do them. Never ever kissed one, just used the dick and they were happy. It was all quite weird.

I bet that place smelled like a 3 day old trout rotting in the afternoon sun.

large tools for big canyon like gaping holes with swinging flabby meat curtains.

Hey I love a good troll thread as much as the next guy....

And I'm fairly in the middle on the gay issue. I think its a sin personally but feel people sin all the time in other ways and we have free will - ain't my place to figure out your conversation with God...

But seriously WTF is wrong with you that you would advocate violating someone's privacy in such a glaringly ridiculous way... They invite you as a guest into their home, shelter you, feed you and trust you enough to leave you alone in their home and this is what you do?

Even to troll this (make it up) says more about you than you want it to...

Sorry to be such a fun thread killer but geeshhh..

How rude to go rummaging through their things while they went out. SHame on you, OP! Seriously.....FAIL as a human being.

what story did ye hit them with, after scrounging around for tools excitement entered your head ? , whilst sat roond table eating dinner , and wondering if ye should reach out for more meat, or think , "no they might think i,m greedy " but " i want another bit " " go on reach out and take" " no dont , not now it,s went quiet " " ok i,ll wait till they talk " " but someone else might go for it before me " a fek it just grab the bastard . when they decided they were gone shopping, c,mon what pish did ye hit them with ? whilst slavering over the tools , eh spill ?

nice

They need peroxide.