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Spent the last couple days celebrating Thanksgiving at my gf's lesbian aunt and partner's house...

 
Anonymous Coward
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11/25/2012 02:36 PM
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Spent the last couple days celebrating Thanksgiving at my gf's lesbian aunt and partner's house...
I was bored and stayed back at the house while they went xmas shopping...I began rummaging throughout the house, and found their giant sex toy collection.

HOLY SHIT!!!

I'm still in shock.

wtf
Tigershield

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11/25/2012 02:38 PM

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Re: Spent the last couple days celebrating Thanksgiving at my gf's lesbian aunt and partner's house...
Go to her bed and place all the toys on her bed. then you crawl on her bed to, and wait for her to enter the room. then you make sexy time.
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11/25/2012 02:40 PM
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Re: Spent the last couple days celebrating Thanksgiving at my gf's lesbian aunt and partner's house...
Those wernt toys those were tools.
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11/25/2012 02:41 PM
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Re: Spent the last couple days celebrating Thanksgiving at my gf's lesbian aunt and partner's house...
Lol well since they're both female receptacles.......
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11/25/2012 02:42 PM
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Re: Spent the last couple days celebrating Thanksgiving at my gf's lesbian aunt and partner's house...
then why did you use the sperm icon? I would imagine the only sperm around there is yours from beating off thinking about lesbian sex.
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11/25/2012 02:43 PM
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Re: Spent the last couple days celebrating Thanksgiving at my gf's lesbian aunt and partner's house...
Go to her bed and place all the toys on her bed. then you crawl on her bed to, and wait for her to enter the room. then you make sexy time.
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Nah, they're both fat and ugly...in real life, lesbians don't look like they do in pornos, son.

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11/25/2012 02:44 PM
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Re: Spent the last couple days celebrating Thanksgiving at my gf's lesbian aunt and partner's house...
then why did you use the sperm icon? I would imagine the only sperm around there is yours from beating off thinking about lesbian sex.
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I used it because it's a sad sperm, and it's good metaphor for my feelings at the moment.
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11/25/2012 02:45 PM
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Re: Spent the last couple days celebrating Thanksgiving at my gf's lesbian aunt and partner's house...
Those wernt toys those were tools.
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LARGE "tools"

yak
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Re: Spent the last couple days celebrating Thanksgiving at my gf's lesbian aunt and partner's house...
Rub hot sauce all over them and put them back chuckle
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11/25/2012 02:49 PM
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Cum on them so that when they use them they will all get knocked up..
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11/25/2012 02:50 PM
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Re: Spent the last couple days celebrating Thanksgiving at my gf's lesbian aunt and partner's house...
I was bored and stayed back at the house while they went xmas shopping...I began rummaging throughout the house, and found their giant sex toy collection.

HOLY SHIT!!!

I'm still in shock.

wtf
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Did the ass pucker continue even after you got home?????
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11/25/2012 02:51 PM
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Re: Spent the last couple days celebrating Thanksgiving at my gf's lesbian aunt and partner's house...
Cum on them so that when they use them they will all get knocked up..
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cruise
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11/25/2012 02:51 PM
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Re: Spent the last couple days celebrating Thanksgiving at my gf's lesbian aunt and partner's house...
I had the weirdest relationship with two lesbians from work when I was in my twenties. We were all real good friends and one night we were drunk and they asked if I would do them while they made out. It was great, I just pounded away while they groped each other, they said it was much better than artificial ones. For several years we had sex parties where they just invited me over to do them. Never ever kissed one, just used the dick and they were happy. It was all quite weird.
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11/25/2012 02:54 PM

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I had the weirdest relationship with two lesbians from work when I was in my twenties. We were all real good friends and one night we were drunk and they asked if I would do them while they made out. It was great, I just pounded away while they groped each other, they said it was much better than artificial ones. For several years we had sex parties where they just invited me over to do them. Never ever kissed one, just used the dick and they were happy. It was all quite weird.
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11/25/2012 03:02 PM
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Re: Spent the last couple days celebrating Thanksgiving at my gf's lesbian aunt and partner's house...
I bet that place smelled like a 3 day old trout rotting in the afternoon sun.
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Re: Spent the last couple days celebrating Thanksgiving at my gf's lesbian aunt and partner's house...
I had the weirdest relationship with two lesbians from work when I was in my twenties. We were all real good friends and one night we were drunk and they asked if I would do them while they made out. It was great, I just pounded away while they groped each other, they said it was much better than artificial ones. For several years we had sex parties where they just invited me over to do them. Never ever kissed one, just used the dick and they were happy. It was all quite weird.
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11/25/2012 03:10 PM
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Re: Spent the last couple days celebrating Thanksgiving at my gf's lesbian aunt and partner's house...
Those wernt toys those were tools.
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LARGE "tools"

yak
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large tools for big canyon like gaping holes with swinging flabby meat curtains. s226
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11/25/2012 03:35 PM
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Re: Spent the last couple days celebrating Thanksgiving at my gf's lesbian aunt and partner's house...
Hey I love a good troll thread as much as the next guy....

And I'm fairly in the middle on the gay issue. I think its a sin personally but feel people sin all the time in other ways and we have free will - ain't my place to figure out your conversation with God...

But seriously WTF is wrong with you that you would advocate violating someone's privacy in such a glaringly ridiculous way... They invite you as a guest into their home, shelter you, feed you and trust you enough to leave you alone in their home and this is what you do?

Even to troll this (make it up) says more about you than you want it to...

Sorry to be such a fun thread killer but geeshhh..
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11/25/2012 03:51 PM
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Re: Spent the last couple days celebrating Thanksgiving at my gf's lesbian aunt and partner's house...
How rude to go rummaging through their things while they went out. SHame on you, OP! Seriously.....FAIL as a human being.
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11/25/2012 04:05 PM
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Re: Spent the last couple days celebrating Thanksgiving at my gf's lesbian aunt and partner's house...
what story did ye hit them with, after scrounging around for tools excitement entered your head ? , whilst sat roond table eating dinner , and wondering if ye should reach out for more meat, or think , "no they might think i,m greedy " but " i want another bit " " go on reach out and take" " no dont , not now it,s went quiet " " ok i,ll wait till they talk " " but someone else might go for it before me " a fek it just grab the bastard . when they decided they were gone shopping, c,mon what pish did ye hit them with ? whilst slavering over the tools , eh spill ?
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11/25/2012 04:06 PM
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Re: Spent the last couple days celebrating Thanksgiving at my gf's lesbian aunt and partner's house...
I was bored and stayed back at the house while they went xmas shopping...I began rummaging throughout the house, and found their giant sex toy collection.

HOLY SHIT!!!

I'm still in shock.

wtf
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nice
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11/25/2012 04:10 PM
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They need peroxide.
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11/25/2012 04:44 PM

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Re: Spent the last couple days celebrating Thanksgiving at my gf's lesbian aunt and partner's house...
I was bored and stayed back at the house while they went xmas shopping...I began rummaging throughout the house, and found their giant sex toy collection.

HOLY SHIT!!!

I'm still in shock.

wtf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28456690


nice
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