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So, I started wearing a pirate-style eye patch for kicks...and, wow you won't believe this!

 
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So, I started wearing a pirate-style eye patch for kicks...and, wow you won't believe this!
Women are drawn to it like white on rice!

I'm a decent looking guy, good shape, etc...and have no problem getting dates, but this pirate eye patch has made it SOOOOOOOO much easier!

rockon
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Cool Im heading to the supermarket in a few minutes, and Ill wear my pirate eye patch and see how it goes.
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I wear tight pants. Chicks be gulping baby batter.
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[link to storiestowatch.blogspot.com]

Soap operas! Go figure! LMAO
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Cool Im heading to the supermarket in a few minutes, and Ill wear my pirate eye patch and see how it goes.
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[link to storiestowatch.blogspot.com]

Soap operas! Go figure! LMAO
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rofl
Wherever you go,there you are.

John Doe: Wanting people to listen, you can't just tap them on the shoulder anymore. You have to hit them with a sledgehammer, and then you'll notice you've got their strict attention.

I have half a mind to head down to Washington and shit on the White House lawn.

Brick Top: Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.
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Re: So, I started wearing a pirate-style eye patch for kicks...and, wow you won't believe this!
Cool Im heading to the supermarket in a few minutes, and Ill wear my pirate eye patch and see how it goes.
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Dude, better bring a fucking bat to beat them off...I'm serious though, expect at least 2-3 women to start talking to you.

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[link to storiestowatch.blogspot.com]

Soap operas! Go figure! LMAO
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BADASS!

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Re: So, I started wearing a pirate-style eye patch for kicks...and, wow you won't believe this!
I wear tight pants. Chicks be gulping baby batter.
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tight pance = gay as fck
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Re: So, I started wearing a pirate-style eye patch for kicks...and, wow you won't believe this!
I've been wearing one for over 4 years.
Got one that's all Bedazzled for the bars.
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Re: So, I started wearing a pirate-style eye patch for kicks...and, wow you won't believe this!
yeah op, good luck with that. I tried it with my pirate hook hand last week...did'nt even get a feel.
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Re: So, I started wearing a pirate-style eye patch for kicks...and, wow you won't believe this!
if you happen to get any ass from any of these women talk like a pirate during sex....

arrrhhh ya like that dontcha
Wherever you go,there you are.

John Doe: Wanting people to listen, you can't just tap them on the shoulder anymore. You have to hit them with a sledgehammer, and then you'll notice you've got their strict attention.

I have half a mind to head down to Washington and shit on the White House lawn.

Brick Top: Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.
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if you happen to get any ass from any of these women talk like a pirate during sex....

arrrhhh ya like that dontcha
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yeah, tried that too.. 'pieces of eight' earned me a right kick in the knackers.
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Re: So, I started wearing a pirate-style eye patch for kicks...and, wow you won't believe this!
yeah op, good luck with that. I tried it with my pirate hook hand last week...did'nt even get a feel.
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I'm seriously considering amputating an arm so I can have a real pirate hook...not a troll..
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Re: So, I started wearing a pirate-style eye patch for kicks...and, wow you won't believe this!
best chat up line 'OOOh arr mi lovely, how would ya varnish mi peg leg..arr!'
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Re: So, I started wearing a pirate-style eye patch for kicks...and, wow you won't believe this!
yeah op, good luck with that. I tried it with my pirate hook hand last week...did'nt even get a feel.
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I'm seriously considering amputating an arm so I can have a real pirate hook...not a troll..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28456690


lol

Curious as to what happens when or if these women discover it's just "jewelry".

Do they freak or still think it's cool?
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best chat up line 'OOOh arr mi lovely, how would ya varnish mi peg leg..arr!'
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rofl
Wherever you go,there you are.

John Doe: Wanting people to listen, you can't just tap them on the shoulder anymore. You have to hit them with a sledgehammer, and then you'll notice you've got their strict attention.

I have half a mind to head down to Washington and shit on the White House lawn.

Brick Top: Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.
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Re: So, I started wearing a pirate-style eye patch for kicks...and, wow you won't believe this!
yeah op, good luck with that. I tried it with my pirate hook hand last week...did'nt even get a feel.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28223436


I'm seriously considering amputating an arm so I can have a real pirate hook...not a troll..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28456690


you'd look stupid with a troll hanging out of your sleeve anyway...that's how I got mi eyepatch.
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Re: So, I started wearing a pirate-style eye patch for kicks...and, wow you won't believe this!
yeah op, good luck with that. I tried it with my pirate hook hand last week...did'nt even get a feel.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28223436


I'm seriously considering amputating an arm so I can have a real pirate hook...not a troll..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28456690


lol

Curious as to what happens when or if these women discover it's just "jewelry".

Do they freak or still think it's cool?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10783814


Hasn't happened yet. They insist I keep it on in bed.

1dunno1
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Re: So, I started wearing a pirate-style eye patch for kicks...and, wow you won't believe this!
yeah op, good luck with that. I tried it with my pirate hook hand last week...did'nt even get a feel.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28223436


I'm seriously considering amputating an arm so I can have a real pirate hook...not a troll..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28456690


you'd look stupid with a troll hanging out of your sleeve anyway...that's how I got mi eyepatch.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28223436


lol...you brits are a funny lot.
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I wear tight pants. Chicks be gulping baby batter.
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Re: So, I started wearing a pirate-style eye patch for kicks...and, wow you won't believe this!
yeah op, good luck with that. I tried it with my pirate hook hand last week...did'nt even get a feel.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28223436


I'm seriously considering amputating an arm so I can have a real pirate hook...not a troll..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28456690


lol

Curious as to what happens when or if these women discover it's just "jewelry".

Do they freak or still think it's cool?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10783814


Hasn't happened yet. They insist I keep it on in bed.

1dunno1
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lol at this thread...you guys are killing me...bless your hearts...;) at least you are inventive and not using lame over-used pick up lines...

did not watch the vid someone posted, but when I was in high school, I used to watch DOOL with a friend...Patch(Steve) was sexy as hell...

uniforms
eye patches
some scars

intrigues a woman and makes a man seem tough and manly...=sexy.....go figure...;)

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Re: So, I started wearing a pirate-style eye patch for kicks...and, wow you won't believe this!
girl once said 'what have you done to your eye?' I said I'm training it'... 'not to stare at you' ( doing alright up to now) 'had one on the other too but kept banging into things' ...'i'LL show you'.
When I took it off again, she'd gone. fuck!
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Im driving down the street with mine on right now, and this chick just honked at me banana2
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Re: So, I started wearing a pirate-style eye patch for kicks...and, wow you won't believe this!
girl once said 'what have you done to your eye?' I said I'm training it'... 'not to stare at you' ( doing alright up to now) 'had one on the other too but kept banging into things' ...'i'LL show you'.
When I took it off again, she'd gone. fuck!
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I'm getting an eye patch today and using that line ^ classic !
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Im driving down the street with mine on right now, and this chick just honked at me banana2
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"Fast learner, you are!"
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Re: So, I started wearing a pirate-style eye patch for kicks...and, wow you won't believe this!
If I see anyone in my area wearing an eye patch in the near future, I am going to wonder if they are a glp'er...lol

rockon
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Re: So, I started wearing a pirate-style eye patch for kicks...and, wow you won't believe this!
girl once said 'what have you done to your eye?' I said I'm training it'... 'not to stare at you'(t.m) ( doing alright up to now) 'had one on the other too but kept banging into things' ...'i'LL show you'.
When I took it off again, she'd gone. fuck!
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I'm getting an eye patch today and using that line ^ classic !
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fixed...cost you 2 pieces of eight.
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If I see anyone in my area wearing an eye patch in the near future, I am going to wonder if they are a glp'er...lol

rockon
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Side Note: fingerless leather gloves might complement the eye patch ~ untested

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