So, I started wearing a pirate-style eye patch for kicks...and, wow you won't believe this! | |
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| DarthDickheadus:AmericanSith User ID: 1503533 11/25/2012 02:59 PM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | [link to storiestowatch.blogspot.com] Soap operas! Go figure! LMAO "I'm a badass cowboy livin' on the west side---me and Artimus Clyde Frog gonna save Selma Hyak from a big metal spider." Satis Eloquentiae, Sapientiae Parum.... "It tells me, goose stepping morons like yourself should try reading books instead of burning them!" Henry Jones, JR. "Last Crusade." The CIA didn't kill Kennedy, a pissed off mob boss did! |
| Tigershield User ID: 25765737 11/25/2012 03:00 PM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Cool Im heading to the supermarket in a few minutes, and Ill wear my pirate eye patch and see how it goes. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10393879 If GLP falls, i fall. GLP represents the Internet. The last beacon of the WORLD WIDE WEB. <--- (Hope) Thread: GLP INTEL BUNKER : Air traffic feeds / tracking and ship tracking / Earthcams.And others. Updates daily. :chew: |
| EJ25LVR [[==O==]] User ID: 514219 11/25/2012 03:00 PM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Wherever you go,there you are. John Doe: Wanting people to listen, you can't just tap them on the shoulder anymore. You have to hit them with a sledgehammer, and then you'll notice you've got their strict attention. I have half a mind to head down to Washington and shit on the White House lawn. Brick Top: Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me. |
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| EJ25LVR [[==O==]] User ID: 514219 11/25/2012 03:06 PM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | if you happen to get any ass from any of these women talk like a pirate during sex.... arrrhhh ya like that dontcha Wherever you go,there you are. John Doe: Wanting people to listen, you can't just tap them on the shoulder anymore. You have to hit them with a sledgehammer, and then you'll notice you've got their strict attention. I have half a mind to head down to Washington and shit on the White House lawn. Brick Top: Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me. |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 10783814 11/25/2012 03:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | yeah op, good luck with that. I tried it with my pirate hook hand last week...did'nt even get a feel. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28223436 I'm seriously considering amputating an arm so I can have a real pirate hook...not a troll.. Curious as to what happens when or if these women discover it's just "jewelry". Do they freak or still think it's cool? |
| EJ25LVR [[==O==]] User ID: 514219 11/25/2012 03:13 PM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | best chat up line 'OOOh arr mi lovely, how would ya varnish mi peg leg..arr!' Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28223436 Wherever you go,there you are. John Doe: Wanting people to listen, you can't just tap them on the shoulder anymore. You have to hit them with a sledgehammer, and then you'll notice you've got their strict attention. I have half a mind to head down to Washington and shit on the White House lawn. Brick Top: Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 28223436 11/25/2012 03:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | yeah op, good luck with that. I tried it with my pirate hook hand last week...did'nt even get a feel. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28223436 I'm seriously considering amputating an arm so I can have a real pirate hook...not a troll.. you'd look stupid with a troll hanging out of your sleeve anyway...that's how I got mi eyepatch. |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 28456690 11/25/2012 03:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | yeah op, good luck with that. I tried it with my pirate hook hand last week...did'nt even get a feel. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28223436 I'm seriously considering amputating an arm so I can have a real pirate hook...not a troll.. Curious as to what happens when or if these women discover it's just "jewelry". Do they freak or still think it's cool? Hasn't happened yet. They insist I keep it on in bed. |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 28456690 11/25/2012 03:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | yeah op, good luck with that. I tried it with my pirate hook hand last week...did'nt even get a feel. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28223436 I'm seriously considering amputating an arm so I can have a real pirate hook...not a troll.. you'd look stupid with a troll hanging out of your sleeve anyway...that's how I got mi eyepatch. lol...you brits are a funny lot. |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 22022484 11/25/2012 03:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | yeah op, good luck with that. I tried it with my pirate hook hand last week...did'nt even get a feel. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28223436 I'm seriously considering amputating an arm so I can have a real pirate hook...not a troll.. Curious as to what happens when or if these women discover it's just "jewelry". Do they freak or still think it's cool? Hasn't happened yet. They insist I keep it on in bed. |
| Abi ~ User ID: 25045778 11/25/2012 03:16 PM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | lol at this thread...you guys are killing me...bless your hearts...;) at least you are inventive and not using lame over-used pick up lines... did not watch the vid someone posted, but when I was in high school, I used to watch DOOL with a friend...Patch(Steve) was sexy as hell... uniforms eye patches some scars intrigues a woman and makes a man seem tough and manly...=sexy.....go figure...;) You accept the love you think you deserve.... True science discovers God waiting behind every door.....~ Terrorism is a political weapon.....~ It's not what you look at that matters, it's what you see. Henry David Thoreau ~ |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 28223436 11/25/2012 03:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | girl once said 'what have you done to your eye?' I said I'm training it'... 'not to stare at you' ( doing alright up to now) 'had one on the other too but kept banging into things' ...'i'LL show you'. When I took it off again, she'd gone. fuck! |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1647441 11/25/2012 03:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | girl once said 'what have you done to your eye?' I said I'm training it'... 'not to stare at you' ( doing alright up to now) 'had one on the other too but kept banging into things' ...'i'LL show you'. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28223436 When I took it off again, she'd gone. fuck! I'm getting an eye patch today and using that line ^ classic ! |
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| Abi ~ User ID: 25045778 11/25/2012 03:22 PM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If I see anyone in my area wearing an eye patch in the near future, I am going to wonder if they are a glp'er...lol You accept the love you think you deserve.... True science discovers God waiting behind every door.....~ Terrorism is a political weapon.....~ It's not what you look at that matters, it's what you see. Henry David Thoreau ~ |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 28223436 11/25/2012 03:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | girl once said 'what have you done to your eye?' I said I'm training it'... 'not to stare at you'(t.m) ( doing alright up to now) 'had one on the other too but kept banging into things' ...'i'LL show you'. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28223436 When I took it off again, she'd gone. fuck! I'm getting an eye patch today and using that line ^ classic ! fixed...cost you 2 pieces of eight. |
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