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So, I started wearing a pirate-style eye patch for kicks...and, wow you won't believe this!

 
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Im driving down the street with mine on right now, and this chick just honked at me banana2
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better go for the full mask then mate.
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11/25/2012 03:26 PM
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Re: So, I started wearing a pirate-style eye patch for kicks...and, wow you won't believe this!
girl once said 'what have you done to your eye?' I said I'm training it'... 'not to stare at you'(t.m) ( doing alright up to now) 'had one on the other too but kept banging into things' ...'i'LL show you'.
When I took it off again, she'd gone. fuck!
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I'm getting an eye patch today and using that line ^ classic !
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fixed...cost you 2 pieces of eight.
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I'm pirating that rockon
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nearer the knuckle...' last time I clapped eye on a lassie like you, I shot mi gallion'
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11/25/2012 03:31 PM
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huffy
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huffy
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OOH-ERR!
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11/25/2012 03:34 PM
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Side Note: fingerless leather gloves might complement the eye patch ~ untested
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LMAO...you guys are reminding me of that movie w/ Steve Guttenberg. Can't remember the name of it.
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11/25/2012 03:35 PM
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Re: So, I started wearing a pirate-style eye patch for kicks...and, wow you won't believe this!
Have you tried a peg leg and a metal hook hand?
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11/25/2012 03:37 PM
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Uniforms and an eye patch? Hmmmmm. Makes me think. I deliver for "parcels" and wear a brown uniform... Add an eye patch. Game over.5a
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11/25/2012 03:41 PM
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I'm seriously considering amputating an arm so I can have a real pirate hook...not a troll..
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you'll wish you hadn't when your ass itches.
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11/25/2012 03:47 PM
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Im driving down the street with mine on right now, and this chick just honked at me banana2
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Try covering both eye's......while driving works for me.bananasex
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11/25/2012 03:53 PM
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Whanna hook up?
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11/25/2012 03:56 PM
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Heck with the eye patch , get a big sword and put it to all those dogface sea hags throats , do it or else ya filthy dog.
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Uniforms and an eye patch? Hmmmmm. Makes me think. I deliver for "parcels" and wear a brown uniform... Add an eye patch. Game over.5a
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Indeed...but, you have to be mysterious...strong, silent type..ya know...makes em wonder and think about you...so, don't go delivering parcels and talking a lot...

try it someplace where you might make more than one delivery...that way, when you go there the next time they will start asking you questions..which means they are interested...

so play it cool..little bits of info at a time...always keep them guessing..;)


ohyeah
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Confirmed: This works just walked thru the supermarket and had 3 chicks just start talking to me, one hot couger at the checkout to banana2
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11/25/2012 04:06 PM
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Uniforms and an eye patch? Hmmmmm. Makes me think. I deliver for "parcels" and wear a brown uniform... Add an eye patch. Game over.5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1539721


Indeed...but, you have to be mysterious...strong, silent type..ya know...makes em wonder and think about you...so, don't go delivering parcels and talking a lot...

try it someplace where you might make more than one delivery...that way, when you go there the next time they will start asking you questions..which means they are interested...

so play it cool..little bits of info at a time...always keep them guessing..;)


ohyeah
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women for the most part are simpletons, i dunno why some guys think women are hard to figure out. i think most women are easily readable.


no offense meant to you in me saying the above.
Wherever you go,there you are.

John Doe: Wanting people to listen, you can't just tap them on the shoulder anymore. You have to hit them with a sledgehammer, and then you'll notice you've got their strict attention.

I have half a mind to head down to Washington and shit on the White House lawn.

Brick Top: Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.
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Uniforms and an eye patch? Hmmmmm. Makes me think. I deliver for "parcels" and wear a brown uniform... Add an eye patch. Game over.5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1539721


Indeed...but, you have to be mysterious...strong, silent type..ya know...makes em wonder and think about you...so, don't go delivering parcels and talking a lot...

try it someplace where you might make more than one delivery...that way, when you go there the next time they will start asking you questions..which means they are interested...

so play it cool..little bits of info at a time...always keep them guessing..;)


ohyeah
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women for the most part are simpletons, i dunno why some guys think women are hard to figure out. i think most women are easily readable.


no offense meant to you in me saying the above.
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no worries...I agree..men, too..we all just make it difficult...

hf
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Uniforms and an eye patch? Hmmmmm. Makes me think. I deliver for "parcels" and wear a brown uniform... Add an eye patch. Game over.5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1539721


Indeed...but, you have to be mysterious...strong, silent type..ya know...makes em wonder and think about you...so, don't go delivering parcels and talking a lot...

try it someplace where you might make more than one delivery...that way, when you go there the next time they will start asking you questions..which means they are interested...

so play it cool..little bits of info at a time...always keep them guessing..;)


ohyeah
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women for the most part are simpletons, i dunno why some guys think women are hard to figure out. i think most women are easily readable.


no offense meant to you in me saying the above.
 Quoting: EJ25LVR


no worries...I agree..men, too..we all just make it difficult...

hf
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chuckle
Wherever you go,there you are.

John Doe: Wanting people to listen, you can't just tap them on the shoulder anymore. You have to hit them with a sledgehammer, and then you'll notice you've got their strict attention.

I have half a mind to head down to Washington and shit on the White House lawn.

Brick Top: Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.
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Re: So, I started wearing a pirate-style eye patch for kicks...and, wow you won't believe this!
yeah op, good luck with that. I tried it with my pirate hook hand last week...did'nt even get a feel.
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what's worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper ?

Being fingered by Captain Hook !

cruise
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yeah op, good luck with that. I tried it with my pirate hook hand last week...did'nt even get a feel.
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what's worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper ?

Being fingered by Captain Hook !

cruise
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1rof1lollmao
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yeah op, good luck with that. I tried it with my pirate hook hand last week...did'nt even get a feel.
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what's worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper ?

Being fingered by Captain Hook !

cruise
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LOL!

funniest thread ever!

rofl
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"You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger"
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Re: So, I started wearing a pirate-style eye patch for kicks...and, wow you won't believe this!
Ted Bundy used a Fake Cast on his arm to Lure victims.

This Psychopath uses a Fake Eyepatch?

Somebody call the cops.

Never mind, the cops would probably shake his hand, and buy him a beer and a cigar.

Then offer him a job.
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rofl
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Oh, yeah

Women love to breed w defective men
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11/25/2012 06:23 PM
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Women are drawn to it like white on rice!

I'm a decent looking guy, good shape, etc...and have no problem getting dates, but this pirate eye patch has made it SOOOOOOOO much easier!

rockon
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You the same guy that said he started wearing a burger king crown and it had the same effect a couple years ago?
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what's worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper ?

Being fingered by Captain Hook !

cruise
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LOL!

funniest thread ever!

rofl
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pirate


and why is this not pinned
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tIS TIME TO TAKE MI WENCH TO THE DRARIN ROOM..ARRR, SO i'LL JUST UNSCREW THIS HOOK AN SCREW ON THIS ..ARRR,,OOOHHARRR!
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Women are drawn to it like white on rice!

I'm a decent looking guy, good shape, etc...and have no problem getting dates, but this pirate eye patch has made it SOOOOOOOO much easier!

rockon
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You the same guy that said he started wearing a burger king crown and it had the same effect a couple years ago?
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A couple months before that thread I went to a pool tournament to met up with my girlfriend and when I found her there she was talking to some asshole with a burger king hat on.
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Can't wait to try this...

Nice thread!

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