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So, I started wearing a pirate-style eye patch for kicks...and, wow you won't believe this! | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 28223436  United Kingdom11/25/2012 03:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1647441  United States11/25/2012 03:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | girl once said 'what have you done to your eye?' I said I'm training it'... 'not to stare at you'(t.m) ( doing alright up to now) 'had one on the other too but kept banging into things' ...'i'LL show you'. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28223436 When I took it off again, she'd gone. fuck! I'm getting an eye patch today and using that line ^ classic ! fixed...cost you 2 pieces of eight. I'm pirating that  |
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Abi ~ User ID: 25045778 United States11/25/2012 04:00 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Uniforms and an eye patch? Hmmmmm. Makes me think. I deliver for "parcels" and wear a brown uniform... Add an eye patch. Game over. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1539721  Indeed...but, you have to be mysterious...strong, silent type..ya know...makes em wonder and think about you...so, don't go delivering parcels and talking a lot... try it someplace where you might make more than one delivery...that way, when you go there the next time they will start asking you questions..which means they are interested... so play it cool..little bits of info at a time...always keep them guessing..;)  You accept the love you think you deserve.... True science discovers God waiting behind every door.....~ Terrorism is a political weapon.....~ It's not what you look at that matters, it's what you see. Henry David Thoreau ~ |
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| EJ25LVR [[==O==]] User ID: 514219 United States11/25/2012 04:06 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Uniforms and an eye patch? Hmmmmm. Makes me think. I deliver for "parcels" and wear a brown uniform... Add an eye patch. Game over. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1539721 Indeed...but, you have to be mysterious...strong, silent type..ya know...makes em wonder and think about you...so, don't go delivering parcels and talking a lot... try it someplace where you might make more than one delivery...that way, when you go there the next time they will start asking you questions..which means they are interested... so play it cool..little bits of info at a time...always keep them guessing..;) women for the most part are simpletons, i dunno why some guys think women are hard to figure out. i think most women are easily readable. no offense meant to you in me saying the above. Wherever you go,there you are. John Doe: Wanting people to listen, you can't just tap them on the shoulder anymore. You have to hit them with a sledgehammer, and then you'll notice you've got their strict attention. I have half a mind to head down to Washington and shit on the White House lawn. Brick Top: Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me. |
| Abi ~ User ID: 25045778 United States11/25/2012 04:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Uniforms and an eye patch? Hmmmmm. Makes me think. I deliver for "parcels" and wear a brown uniform... Add an eye patch. Game over. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1539721 Indeed...but, you have to be mysterious...strong, silent type..ya know...makes em wonder and think about you...so, don't go delivering parcels and talking a lot... try it someplace where you might make more than one delivery...that way, when you go there the next time they will start asking you questions..which means they are interested... so play it cool..little bits of info at a time...always keep them guessing..;) women for the most part are simpletons, i dunno why some guys think women are hard to figure out. i think most women are easily readable. no offense meant to you in me saying the above. no worries...I agree..men, too..we all just make it difficult...  You accept the love you think you deserve.... True science discovers God waiting behind every door.....~ Terrorism is a political weapon.....~ It's not what you look at that matters, it's what you see. Henry David Thoreau ~ |
| EJ25LVR [[==O==]] User ID: 514219 United States11/25/2012 04:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Uniforms and an eye patch? Hmmmmm. Makes me think. I deliver for "parcels" and wear a brown uniform... Add an eye patch. Game over. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1539721 Indeed...but, you have to be mysterious...strong, silent type..ya know...makes em wonder and think about you...so, don't go delivering parcels and talking a lot... try it someplace where you might make more than one delivery...that way, when you go there the next time they will start asking you questions..which means they are interested... so play it cool..little bits of info at a time...always keep them guessing..;) women for the most part are simpletons, i dunno why some guys think women are hard to figure out. i think most women are easily readable. no offense meant to you in me saying the above. no worries...I agree..men, too..we all just make it difficult...  Wherever you go,there you are. John Doe: Wanting people to listen, you can't just tap them on the shoulder anymore. You have to hit them with a sledgehammer, and then you'll notice you've got their strict attention. I have half a mind to head down to Washington and shit on the White House lawn. Brick Top: Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me. |
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| Tigershield User ID: 25765737  Netherlands11/25/2012 05:10 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | yeah op, good luck with that. I tried it with my pirate hook hand last week...did'nt even get a feel. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28223436 what's worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper ? Being fingered by Captain Hook !     If GLP falls, i fall. GLP represents the Internet. The last beacon of the WORLD WIDE WEB. <--- (Hope) Thread: GLP INTEL BUNKER : Air traffic feeds / tracking and ship tracking / Earthcams.And others. Updates daily. :chew: |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 28467176 United States11/25/2012 06:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ted Bundy used a Fake Cast on his arm to Lure victims. This Psychopath uses a Fake Eyepatch? Somebody call the cops. Never mind, the cops would probably shake his hand, and buy him a beer and a cigar. Then offer him a job. |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 24543661 United States11/25/2012 06:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Women are drawn to it like white on rice! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28456690 I'm a decent looking guy, good shape, etc...and have no problem getting dates, but this pirate eye patch has made it SOOOOOOOO much easier! You the same guy that said he started wearing a burger king crown and it had the same effect a couple years ago? |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 27391689 United States11/25/2012 07:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Women are drawn to it like white on rice! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28456690 I'm a decent looking guy, good shape, etc...and have no problem getting dates, but this pirate eye patch has made it SOOOOOOOO much easier! You the same guy that said he started wearing a burger king crown and it had the same effect a couple years ago? A couple months before that thread I went to a pool tournament to met up with my girlfriend and when I found her there she was talking to some asshole with a burger king hat on. |
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