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So, I started wearing a pirate-style eye patch for kicks...and, wow you won't believe this!

 
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Women are drawn to it like white on rice!

I'm a decent looking guy, good shape, etc...and have no problem getting dates, but this pirate eye patch has made it SOOOOOOOO much easier!

rockon
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BS. Eye patch means you give eye socket.
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11/25/2012 09:14 PM
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Re: So, I started wearing a pirate-style eye patch for kicks...and, wow you won't believe this!
Fuck it! Now, I am going to start wearing one of those pirate hook hands...you know, the ones that vibrate.
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Just got back from the bar, Eye patch on and I scored in the parking lot Bro !
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11/25/2012 09:21 PM
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Re: So, I started wearing a pirate-style eye patch for kicks...and, wow you won't believe this!
doesn't work...i got beaten up by a gang of feral gays and they tried to rape me thinking that i had an empty eye socket...now i really need an eyepatch
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11/28/2012 07:42 AM
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Can't wait to try this...

Nice thread!
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Tried it....it works!

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11/28/2012 07:55 AM
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I actually saw someone at the train station this week with a peg-leg and a hook, if he had only worn the eyepatch...... the fool!!!
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11/28/2012 07:58 AM
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Re: So, I started wearing a pirate-style eye patch for kicks...and, wow you won't believe this!
I tried this yesterday, walked around the vegetable markets, even let off the occassional "aaaaaarghhhhhh!", but no one came up to me.

So this morning I cut off the upper and lower halves of the patch, so it was more of an eye-slit, shaped like a band-aid. Worked a treat, had them coo'in and ahhh'in at me all over the place.
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11/28/2012 07:59 AM
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Re: So, I started wearing a pirate-style eye patch for kicks...and, wow you won't believe this!
yeah op, good luck with that. I tried it with my pirate hook hand last week...did'nt even get a feel.
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I'm seriously considering amputating an arm so I can have a real pirate hook...not a troll..
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You Richard Eldritch?
GLP alert level 2; "Go get a hard hat:.

GLP alert level 1; "Put the fucking hat on:.
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Re: So, I started wearing a pirate-style eye patch for kicks...and, wow you won't believe this!
Women are drawn to it like white on rice!

I'm a decent looking guy, good shape, etc...and have no problem getting dates, but this pirate eye patch has made it SOOOOOOOO much easier!

rockon
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It's just like I've always said... Women love bad boys, pirates, and various other garden varieties of scum.
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Re: So, I started wearing a pirate-style eye patch for kicks...and, wow you won't believe this!
Women are drawn to it like white on rice!

I'm a decent looking guy, good shape, etc...and have no problem getting dates, but this pirate eye patch has made it SOOOOOOOO much easier!

rockon
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So what happens when you get to the part about having to explain the patch?
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Re: So, I started wearing a pirate-style eye patch for kicks...and, wow you won't believe this!
yeah op, good luck with that. I tried it with my pirate hook hand last week...did'nt even get a feel.
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Try a wooden peg leg.
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Re: So, I started wearing a pirate-style eye patch for kicks...and, wow you won't believe this!
yeah op, good luck with that. I tried it with my pirate hook hand last week...did'nt even get a feel.
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I'm seriously considering amputating an arm so I can have a real pirate hook...not a troll..
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lol

Curious as to what happens when or if these women discover it's just "jewelry".

Do they freak or still think it's cool?
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They end up feeling like the idiots that they are.
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11/28/2012 08:11 AM
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Re: So, I started wearing a pirate-style eye patch for kicks...and, wow you won't believe this!
If I see anyone in my area wearing an eye patch in the near future, I am going to wonder if they are a glp'er...lol

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lmao....ladies watch out for the imposters today...
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11/28/2012 08:22 AM
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Re: So, I started wearing a pirate-style eye patch for kicks...and, wow you won't believe this!
do you have an imaginary friend called tinkerbell by any chance ?
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11/28/2012 06:03 PM
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Re: So, I started wearing a pirate-style eye patch for kicks...and, wow you won't believe this!
I had to go to 3 stores to find a patch. They were sold out at the first two places. There are probably quite a few GLPers in the burbs here.

My results are inconclusive. I did a quick test at a Nordstrom Rack and got two bedroom eye looks, but that happens sometimes anyway. SO, inconclusive.
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11/28/2012 06:41 PM
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Side Note: fingerless leather gloves might complement the eye patch ~ untested
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I have those, and I am a girl.

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