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Crimes Against Christmas: Man Arrested After Telling Kids Santa Isnít Real

 
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Crimes Against Christmas: Man Arrested After Telling Kids Santa Isnít Real
A real-life Grinch was arrested after he spoiled the holiday cheer at a parade, telling children that Santa isnít real.
The unidentified 24-year-old man, who had his hair gelled to look as though devil horns were protruding from his head, was arrested by police in the Canadian town of Kingston last week during the annual Santa Claus parade, authorities said in statement.
The St. Nicholas naysayer faces criminal charges of causing a disturbance by being drunk and breach of probation. [link to abcnews.go.com]
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That's strange. You'd think the "authority figures" would have praised him and handed him a quran.

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Santa is REAL Dammit!



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That's strange. You'd thing the "authority figures" would have praised him and handed him a quran.
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That's strange. You'd think the "authority figures" would have praised him and handed him a quran.
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Quran [link to images.colourbox.com] :-)
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That's strange. You'd think the "authority figures" would have praised him and handed him a quran.
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He was threatening the toy cartel.
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Yet Christmas tree are banned in Brussels for the fear of insulting the Muslim population, World is fubar!
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That's strange. You'd think the "authority figures" would have praised him and handed him a quran.
 Quoting: Chip


That would have only happened if he said Jesus wasn't real.
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off the the work camps then?
I usually try to be honest with my kids.
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That is sooooo white-trash
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Santa is REAL Dammit!



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Of course he's real!
One of the most important aspects of conspiracy theories is being able to discern when there isn't one.

Oh yeah, like you'd understand anyway.

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Santa is REAL Dammit!



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WHO else eats the cookies I set out?!
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Yo momma!


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Santa is REAL Dammit!



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WHO else eats the cookies I set out?!
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


Oh, yes. Watch Santa Claus live from artic circle in Lapland, here [link to www.santatelevision.com]

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