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How can I get into Heaven?

 
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How can I get into Heaven?
Jesus went to heaven

So then after the Lord had spoken unto them, he was received up into heaven, and sat on the right hand of God. Mark.16:19

Jesus is waiting for us there

In my Father’s house are rooms enough; if it was not so, would I have said that I am going to make ready a place for you? Joh.14:2 And he will put an end to all their weeping; and there will be no more death, or sorrow, or crying, or pain; for the first things have come to an end. Rev.21:4

Sin does not go to heaven

And nothing unclean may come into it, or anyone whose works are cursed or false; but only those whose names are in the Lamb’s book of life. Rev.21:27 For all have done wrong and are far from the glory of God. Rom.3:23

Jesus paid for our sins

See, here is the Lamb of God who takes away the sin of the world! Joh.1:29 For God had such love for the world that he gave his only Son, so that whoever has faith in him may not come to destruction but have eternal life. Joh.3:16

Confess your sins to him

God, have mercy on me, a sinner. Luk.18:13 If we say openly that we have done wrong, he is upright and true to his word, giving us forgiveness of sins and making us clean from all evil. 1Joh.1:9

Take him

To all those who did so take him, however, he gave the right of becoming children of God–that is, to those who had faith in his name. Joh.1:12 See, now is the day of salvation. 2Cor.6:2

Do it right now

But let your first care be for his kingdom and his righteousness; and all these other things will be given to you in addition. Mt.6:33
Make the decision this day whose servants you will be. Josh.24:15

Your decision

I confess to the You Lord all my sins and I do not cover bad my actions.
Jesus is saying to you: “Son, take heart; you have forgiveness for your sins.” Mt: 9:2
I’ll take Jesus as my own Savior.
Jesus assures you: “I will not send away anyone who comes to me!” Jh.6:37
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Re: How can I get into Heaven?
What about the part where He said, "Go, sell all your possessions, and give the money to the poor, then come follow me." Have you sold all your possessions, OP?
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What about the part where He said, "Go, sell all your possessions, and give the money to the poor, then come follow me." Have you sold all your possessions, OP?
 Quoting: Evil Cretin


Fortunately for all of us, Jesus said that to the rich young ruler and not everyone. Even in that singular case, the issue wasn't his "gold," it was his "grasp."
We become like that to which we are devoted. Choose wisely.
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What about the part where He said, "Go, sell all your possessions, and give the money to the poor, then come follow me." Have you sold all your possessions, OP?
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I have given considerable amount of my wealth to Christian missionary work and local small churches which have chosen to stay in the Word of Bible, regardless of liberal agendas which are forcefully pushed from everywhere.
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Re: How can I get into Heaven?
Jesus went to heaven

So then after the Lord had spoken unto them, he was received up into heaven, and sat on the right hand of God. Mark.16:19

Jesus is waiting for us there

In my Father’s house are rooms enough; if it was not so, would I have said that I am going to make ready a place for you? Joh.14:2 And he will put an end to all their weeping; and there will be no more death, or sorrow, or crying, or pain; for the first things have come to an end. Rev.21:4

Sin does not go to heaven

And nothing unclean may come into it, or anyone whose works are cursed or false; but only those whose names are in the Lamb’s book of life. Rev.21:27 For all have done wrong and are far from the glory of God. Rom.3:23

Jesus paid for our sins

See, here is the Lamb of God who takes away the sin of the world! Joh.1:29 For God had such love for the world that he gave his only Son, so that whoever has faith in him may not come to destruction but have eternal life. Joh.3:16

Confess your sins to him

God, have mercy on me, a sinner. Luk.18:13 If we say openly that we have done wrong, he is upright and true to his word, giving us forgiveness of sins and making us clean from all evil. 1Joh.1:9

Take him

To all those who did so take him, however, he gave the right of becoming children of God–that is, to those who had faith in his name. Joh.1:12 See, now is the day of salvation. 2Cor.6:2

Do it right now

But let your first care be for his kingdom and his righteousness; and all these other things will be given to you in addition. Mt.6:33
Make the decision this day whose servants you will be. Josh.24:15

Your decision

I confess to the You Lord all my sins and I do not cover bad my actions.
Jesus is saying to you: “Son, take heart; you have forgiveness for your sins.” Mt: 9:2
I’ll take Jesus as my own Savior.
Jesus assures you: “I will not send away anyone who comes to me!” Jh.6:37
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27811313


Remember jesus is jewish freemason who wants you in hell. To get into heaven just remember who CHrist is and that's God. The Jews know that that's the question you must answer correctly to get through the door of Heaven. So when you are asked who CHrist is answer God who is Our Lady's son.
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Re: How can I get into Heaven?
you cant

BIBLETARDS UNITE AND KILL YOUR FUCKING SELVES
SO THE WORLD CAN FINALLY LIVE IN RELATIVE PEACE.

FUCK THE FUCK OF FUCKO

FUCKING FREAKS


RELIGION IS PURE POISON

THANX FOR FUCKING THIS WORLD BUT GOOD
YOU COCKSUCKERS
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Re: How can I get into Heaven?
The true great king is YHWH Seba'ot
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Re: How can I get into Heaven?
you cant

BIBLETARDS UNITE AND KILL YOUR FUCKING SELVES
SO THE WORLD CAN FINALLY LIVE IN RELATIVE PEACE.

FUCK THE FUCK OF FUCKO

FUCKING FREAKS


RELIGION IS PURE POISON

THANX FOR FUCKING THIS WORLD BUT GOOD
YOU COCKSUCKERS
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28306141


jihad2

Why you atheists are always so angry and looking for death of those who have different worldview than you?

P.S. We Christians do not suck cock, because God has told us that it is a sin. You atheists suck cock, because you enjoy it and all you have is your flesh, which you follow - lust and desires of your flesh.
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Re: How can I get into Heaven?
you cant

BIBLETARDS UNITE AND KILL YOUR FUCKING SELVES
SO THE WORLD CAN FINALLY LIVE IN RELATIVE PEACE.

FUCK THE FUCK OF FUCKO

FUCKING FREAKS


RELIGION IS PURE POISON

THANX FOR FUCKING THIS WORLD BUT GOOD
YOU COCKSUCKERS
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28306141


jihad2

Why you atheists are always so angry and looking for death of those who have different worldview than you?

P.S. We Christians do not suck cock, because God has told us that it is a sin. You atheists suck cock, because you enjoy it and all you have is your flesh, which you follow - lust and desires of your flesh.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27811313


Oh look an Christian filled with generalizations about anyone who doesn't think like them.

You masturbate just like the rest of us. You are a hypocrite and your God is going to spit you from his mouth like sour wine.
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Re: How can I get into Heaven?
It's like these false Christians have never heard the verse: "Ye who hath no sin cast the first stone."

Christians think Jesus' sacrifice gives them free pass to sin whenever they want and still act holier than thou.


These types of Christians are despicable to the highest degree.
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Re: How can I get into Heaven?
you cant

BIBLETARDS UNITE AND KILL YOUR FUCKING SELVES
SO THE WORLD CAN FINALLY LIVE IN RELATIVE PEACE.

FUCK THE FUCK OF FUCKO

FUCKING FREAKS


RELIGION IS PURE POISON

THANX FOR FUCKING THIS WORLD BUT GOOD
YOU COCKSUCKERS
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28306141


jihad2

Why you atheists are always so angry and looking for death of those who have different worldview than you?

P.S. We Christians do not suck cock, because God has told us that it is a sin. You atheists suck cock, because you enjoy it and all you have is your flesh, which you follow - lust and desires of your flesh.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27811313


Oh look an Christian filled with generalizations about anyone who doesn't think like them.

You masturbate just like the rest of us. You are a hypocrite and your God is going to spit you from his mouth like sour wine.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9788321


And you, AC, what do you think He will do with you? (serious question)
We become like that to which we are devoted. Choose wisely.
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Re: How can I get into Heaven?
I wonder why Christians ignore the object of Jesus' worship?

Because they are flat out retarded.
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Re: How can I get into Heaven?
I wonder why Christians ignore the object of Jesus' worship?

Because they are flat out retarded.
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I'd be happy to have a serious discussion with you on that topic, retarded or not.
We become like that to which we are devoted. Choose wisely.
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Re: How can I get into Heaven?
I wonder why Christians ignore the object of Jesus' worship?

Because they are flat out retarded.
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I'd be happy to have a serious discussion with you on that topic, retarded or not.
 Quoting: Life and Love


Sure. How do you reconcile the fact that the Hebrew God is capricious, vengeful, murderous, warmonger, and a liar.
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Re: How can I get into Heaven?
stupid question OP. after you die u go to heaven. no ifs ands or buts
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Re: How can I get into Heaven?
I wonder why Christians ignore the object of Jesus' worship?

Because they are flat out retarded.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9788321


I'd be happy to have a serious discussion with you on that topic, retarded or not.
 Quoting: Life and Love


Sure. How do you reconcile the fact that the Hebrew God is capricious, vengeful, murderous, warmonger, and a liar.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9788321


Because He's not. Pretty simple.

Now it's my turn to ask you a question: how did your heart get so closed?
We become like that to which we are devoted. Choose wisely.
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Re: How can I get into Heaven?
I wonder why Christians ignore the object of Jesus' worship?

Because they are flat out retarded.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9788321


I'd be happy to have a serious discussion with you on that topic, retarded or not.
 Quoting: Life and Love


Sure. How do you reconcile the fact that the Hebrew God is capricious, vengeful, murderous, warmonger, and a liar.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9788321


Because He's not. Pretty simple.

Now it's my turn to ask you a question: how did your heart get so closed?
 Quoting: Life and Love


Ok retard. You've just proved my point by offering an absolute non-answer that any moron could conjure from his feeble mind.

No point talking to you if you haven't even studied your own holy book.
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Re: How can I get into Heaven?
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I'd be happy to have a serious discussion with you on that topic, retarded or not.
 Quoting: Life and Love


Sure. How do you reconcile the fact that the Hebrew God is capricious, vengeful, murderous, warmonger, and a liar.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9788321


Because He's not. Pretty simple.

Now it's my turn to ask you a question: how did your heart get so closed?
 Quoting: Life and Love


Ok retard. You've just proved my point by offering an absolute non-answer that any moron could conjure from his feeble mind.

No point talking to you if you haven't even studied your own holy book.
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Baiting me won't work, even if you're a master at it.

I note that you ignored my question of you, which is by far more important than your question to me.
We become like that to which we are devoted. Choose wisely.
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Re: How can I get into Heaven?
What about the part where He said, "Go, sell all your possessions, and give the money to the poor, then come follow me." Have you sold all your possessions, OP?
 Quoting: Evil Cretin


"For the LOVE OF MONEY is a root of all kinds of evil....."(1 Tim 6: 10)


The LOVE OF IT.


The rich young ruler had a love for his riches. Jesus knew this.....what was on his heart and his mind. The love for his riches was greater than his love for God.


Riches per se are not evil.........but many rich people develop a great love and trust in their riches. This keeps them from coming to God with their whole heart.


King Solomon was granted any request by God. He did not ask for riches......but for wisdom instead. This greatly pleased God.......and God gave him both wisdom and riches.
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Sure. How do you reconcile the fact that the Hebrew God is capricious, vengeful, murderous, warmonger, and a liar.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9788321


Because He's not. Pretty simple.

Now it's my turn to ask you a question: how did your heart get so closed?
 Quoting: Life and Love


Ok retard. You've just proved my point by offering an absolute non-answer that any moron could conjure from his feeble mind.

No point talking to you if you haven't even studied your own holy book.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9788321


Baiting me won't work, even if you're a master at it.

I note that you ignored my question of you, which is by far more important than your question to me.
 Quoting: Life and Love


Read your own "holy" book you fucking moron. If your Hebrew God is so perfect why did he change is mind on these little gems? Not even counting the MURDER and GENOCIDE committed by this same deity of "love". How fucking blind can you be?

1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15: 19-24. The problem is how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors.....They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it?

6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination, Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this? Are there 'degrees' of abomination?

7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle-room here?

8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?

9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev.19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot.
Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair, like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)
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Re: How can I get into Heaven?
Remember the Jesus of the Bible worshiped this Hebrew God KNOWING FULL WELL HE WAS A GENOCIDAL VENGEFUL MANIAC.
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Re: How can I get into Heaven?
When all the politicians, Rockefellers, and Rothschilds say they are Christians, they aren't fucking kidding.
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Re: How can I get into Heaven?
Heaven is not a place as such, it is a state of being, you cannot reach Paradise until you have successfully achieved the state of Heaven. To reach the state or frequency that is of the resonance of Heaven, you need to be fully righteous and in the understanding of our creators love and his will.
It is like being in a state of bliss, a state of happiness or sadness, it is a condition of resonance of the soul.
Which is why you may hear some people say they are in heaven, because it is a place inside of you, a resonant feeling so to speak.
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Attempting to fly off the top of a tall building seems to be popular this time of year...
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Re: How can I get into Heaven?
Jesus went to heaven

So then after the Lord had spoken unto them, he was received up into heaven, and sat on the right hand of God. Mark.16:19

Jesus is waiting for us there

In my Father’s house are rooms enough; if it was not so, would I have said that I am going to make ready a place for you? Joh.14:2 And he will put an end to all their weeping; and there will be no more death, or sorrow, or crying, or pain; for the first things have come to an end. Rev.21:4

Sin does not go to heaven

And nothing unclean may come into it, or anyone whose works are cursed or false; but only those whose names are in the Lamb’s book of life. Rev.21:27 For all have done wrong and are far from the glory of God. Rom.3:23

Jesus paid for our sins

See, here is the Lamb of God who takes away the sin of the world! Joh.1:29 For God had such love for the world that he gave his only Son, so that whoever has faith in him may not come to destruction but have eternal life. Joh.3:16

Confess your sins to him

God, have mercy on me, a sinner. Luk.18:13 If we say openly that we have done wrong, he is upright and true to his word, giving us forgiveness of sins and making us clean from all evil. 1Joh.1:9

Take him

To all those who did so take him, however, he gave the right of becoming children of God–that is, to those who had faith in his name. Joh.1:12 See, now is the day of salvation. 2Cor.6:2

Do it right now

But let your first care be for his kingdom and his righteousness; and all these other things will be given to you in addition. Mt.6:33
Make the decision this day whose servants you will be. Josh.24:15

Your decision

I confess to the You Lord all my sins and I do not cover bad my actions.
Jesus is saying to you: “Son, take heart; you have forgiveness for your sins.” Mt: 9:2
I’ll take Jesus as my own Savior.
Jesus assures you: “I will not send away anyone who comes to me!” Jh.6:37
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Heaven is a mucked up word for HAVONA the Central Universe. All of you will in due time, if you work at it, arrive there. it is earned. None of your silly christian stuff will get you there. It takes AGES of time
The actual Lord's Prayer Given by Jesus 2000 years ago.

"MY SPIRIT, YOU ARE OMNIPOTENT. YOUR NAME IS HOLY. MAY YOUR REALM BE INCARNATE IN ME. MAY YOUR POWER REVEAL ITSELF WITHIN ME, ON EARTH AND IN THE HEAVEN. GIVE ME TODAY MY DAILY BREAD, AND THUS, LET ME RECOGNIZE MY TRANSGRESSIONS AND ERRORS, AND I SHALL RECOGNIZE THE TRUTH. AND DO NOT LEAD ME INTO TEMPTATION AND CONFUSION, BUT DELIVER ME FROM ERROR. FOR YOURS IS THE REALM WITHIN ME AND THE POWER AND THE KNOWLEDGE FOREVER,
AMEN.

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