My personal experience with the Secret Service.

In the late 1990's, I was a co-operator of an east coast seafood company. As we were closing up, I received a call from a popular Lynn,MA seafood restaurant. They ordered 4 hard shell 1/2# lobsters to be delivered asap. I took the delivery on my way home.

When I got there, a huge limo was parked out front & the parking lot was so packed that I had to navigate very carefully in my box truck as not to hit other vehicles. I didn't see the Presidential flags on it as I came, I only saw them as I left

Once I got to the back and unloaded my package I noticed a guy straight out of the "Men In Black" movie. I joked to myself that this guy thought he was Secret Service or something. Mick Jagger was in town and he is known to frequent that place, so I assumed it was him.

I was wrong, it was Hillary Clinton & her entourage ordering the lobsters. The Secret Service agent introduced himself & gave me the lowdown & wanted to look in the box, I obliged and pulled out this bug and put it in his face and he jumped back. I laughed & actually said, you are protecting our leaders, but you are afraid of a lobster. He laughed and then I put it closer to his face, the idiot was scared of a fucking sea cockroach. So much for taking a bullet I guess.

Just a quick remembrance of a funny thing that happened to me.