What's your birthdate Sir/Madem?

I get so upset at cashiers/checkout people asking intrusive questions, ie. What is your phone number, what is our zip code, ect.

However, what gets me the most is when I attempt to purchase alcohol, snuff/chew or cigarettes ( really do not consume them all). Eff this chitt. Especially when the person asking the question look like they are 20 years old or less. I am 46 years old! Can they not see that I am of age?

I propose that anyone that is asked their birthdate when purchasing one of these item respond with July 4, 1776!

See if it even makes them think about that date!

If I was a betting person, I would not put my faith in this generation to identify that date as anything less than July 4, 1976!

Try it and let's see what happens.