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I now realize that I hold all the answers. Nothing is beyond my comprehension. Ask me anything.

 
EPiPHany
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I now realize that I hold all the answers. Nothing is beyond my comprehension. Ask me anything.
Give me your best shot.

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 Quoting: EPiPHany 26888954


I like your attitude. What does this mean?
"And he again started teaching beside the sea. And a very great crowd gathered near him, so that he went aboard a boat and sat out on the sea, but all the crowd beside the sea were on the shore. 2 So he began to teach them many things with illustrations and to say to them in his teaching: 3 “Listen. Look! The sower went out to sow. 4 And as he was sowing, some [seed] fell alongside the road, and the birds came and ate it up. 5 And other [seed] fell upon the rocky place where it, of course, did not have much soil, and it immediately sprang up because of not having depth of soil. 6 But when the sun rose, it was scorched, and for not having root it withered. 7 And other [seed] fell among the thorns, and the thorns came up and choked it, and it yielded no fruit. 8 But others fell upon the fine soil, and, coming up and increasing, they began to yield fruit, and they were bearing thirtyfold, and sixty and a hundred.” 9 So he added the word: “Let him that has ears to listen" Mk4:1
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Okay, my best shot. What can you explain about the female/male dynamic? How do men attract women?
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P=NP?
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What is it and why?
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Why poop dick?
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Re: I now realize that I hold all the answers. Nothing is beyond my comprehension. Ask me anything.
Why do people walk by clean, set tables in restaurants to seat themselves at dirty ones? Why would you sit down at a table that still has someone else's meal debris all over it when there are plenty of clean ones available? I see it happen all the time and I just don't get it.
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Why do people walk by clean, set tables in restaurants to seat themselves at dirty ones? Why would you sit down at a table that still has someone else's meal debris all over it when there are plenty of clean ones available? I see it happen all the time and I just don't get it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27444036


Mystery of the Universe, man. I would love the answer to this one myself, though it's probably obliviousness and stupidity.
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Okay, my best shot. What can you explain about the female/male dynamic? How do men attract women?
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By being men. Men that would display patters that are proven to be attractive by women. Don't act like a man. Be a man.

Provider, protector, supporter....cliche but timeless.
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Why do people walk by clean, set tables in restaurants to seat themselves at dirty ones? Why would you sit down at a table that still has someone else's meal debris all over it when there are plenty of clean ones available? I see it happen all the time and I just don't get it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27444036


Because the space and time required to find a table
in relation to the average initial amount of time
desired to spend in the institution measured
by their average weight ratio in relation to their comfort around a group of individuals (3+) or a team (2+) individuals, in order to be the instigator of the group, rather than to be intimidated by three or more individuals or tables, is required to
averagely weight their decisions.
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Is a tomato a fruit or a vegetable?
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Why do people walk by clean, set tables in restaurants to seat themselves at dirty ones? Why would you sit down at a table that still has someone else's meal debris all over it when there are plenty of clean ones available? I see it happen all the time and I just don't get it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27444036


People have a tendency to do what they want because it is what they are supposed to do. Following your path in the woods if a trail is made in front of you is one way....the other is to make your own path. Disregard the clean trail.

They do not see dirty dishes, they see their path.
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Is a tomato a fruit or a vegetable?
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Fruit by definition.

Delicious by nature.
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What is it and why?
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Yes.
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Ginger or Mary Ann?
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whats 3/4 of 5/6 of 5/8 of 1/2 of 2/3 of fuck all ???????
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Ginger or Mary Ann?
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AND
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whats 3/4 of 5/6 of 5/8 of 1/2 of 2/3 of fuck all ???????
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Pecan Pi
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Ginger or Mary Ann?
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AND
 Quoting: EPiPHany 26888954



Will you also include Mrs. Howell?
Tom
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when will humans journey to alpha centauri?
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Give me your best shot.

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 Quoting: EPiPHany 26888954


I like your attitude. What does this mean?
"And he again started teaching beside the sea. And a very great crowd gathered near him, so that he went aboard a boat and sat out on the sea, but all the crowd beside the sea were on the shore. 2 So he began to teach them many things with illustrations and to say to them in his teaching: 3 “Listen. Look! The sower went out to sow. 4 And as he was sowing, some [seed] fell alongside the road, and the birds came and ate it up. 5 And other [seed] fell upon the rocky place where it, of course, did not have much soil, and it immediately sprang up because of not having depth of soil. 6 But when the sun rose, it was scorched, and for not having root it withered. 7 And other [seed] fell among the thorns, and the thorns came up and choked it, and it yielded no fruit. 8 But others fell upon the fine soil, and, coming up and increasing, they began to yield fruit, and they were bearing thirtyfold, and sixty and a hundred.” 9 So he added the word: “Let him that has ears to listen" Mk4:1
 Quoting: DGN


The early people being taught the finer arts of agriculture.
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 Quoting: EPiPHany 26888954


I'd like your solution on this problem...Since nothing is beyond your comprehension, you should know what that is, and then tell me what occurs when you multiply that by pi.

my(t) + cy(t) + ky(t) = 0

I'll be waiting.

huffy
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Was Jesus Christ the son of Julius Caesar?

Is there an economic reform / transition for the prosperity of the world in 2013?
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11/26/2012 11:06 AM
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Where are my keys?
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Have you always been gay?

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