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MAJOR Asteroid Will hit Earth on DECEMBER 21ST OF 2012!

 
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My Alien Online Contacts, Hagel and Valugua, Have sent me an Stating a Major Asteroid will Hit Earth on December 21st of 2012. The United States Government is Using Secret Advanced Technology to Bring This Asteroid Towards Earth, This is what the FEMA Camps, Massive Coffins and Body Bags are for, The Global Elite are Trying to Depopulate the Earth so they can Establish a New World Order which they have Been Trying to Achieve for Many Centuries now. According to Hagel and Valugua, This is why the Global Elite have Been Resigning and Disappearing Lately, They have been going into Their Deep Underground Bunkers. According to Hagel and Valugua, The United States Government is Trying to Make this Asteroid hit The Yellowstone Super Volcano to Cause a Massive Volcanic Eruption and to Kill At Least 200,000,000 People of the United States Population and to Cause a Mini-Ice Age with all of the Ash in the Atmosphere to Kill Hopefully kill Over 2,000,000,000 People. Once this Happens, the United States Government will Activate the FEMA Camps and Portray the FEMA Camps to be the Only Solution to the Survival of Humanity. Once they have the Last Remaining Humans in The FEMA Camps, They will use Brain-Washing Techniques on Humans to Brain-Wash them into Believing everything The Global Elite Tell them to do. According to Hagel and Valugua, the Main Goal of this is to Establish an Authoritarian, Communist New World Order, to Have Complete Control Over Humanity. Hagel and Valugua Stated that they have Plans to Kill Anyone over the Age of 35. Hagel and Valugua Claimed that they will Try to use Their Advance Technology to Stop this Asteroid from Hitting Earth, But There is Very Little to no Certainty of How Much Technology can do in that Manner, but they will Try as Hard as they Possibly Can. Hagel and Valugua are Trying to Stop the Global Elite From Executing Their Plans by Informing us about what Their Plans are.
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sounds fun
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Thank you, for wasting 90 seconds of my time.
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Thank you, for wasting 90 seconds of my time.
 Quoting: Yddap


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my alien contacts??

fucking weirdo
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Is this it see link to SOHO object just above the sun. You can see it in this image onley it was removed in all others.

[link to sohowww.nascom.nasa.gov]
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Knowing - Nicolas Cage.
1 Timothy 3:16 KJV
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Isaiah 9:6 KJV
For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given: and the government shall be upon his shoulder: and his name shall be called Wonderful, Counsellor, The mighty God, The everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace.

Mark 16:16 KJV
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Acts 2:38 KJV
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6) For to be carnally minded is death; but to be spiritually minded is life and peace.
7) Because the carnal mind is enmity against God: for it is not subject to the law of God, neither indeed can be.
8) So then they that are in the flesh cannot please God.
9) But ye are not in the flesh, but in the Spirit, if so be that the Spirit of God dwell in you. Now if any man have not the Spirit of Christ, he is none of his.

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9) But in vain they do worship me, teaching for doctrines the commandments of men.

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i wasted only 1,5 seconds.. till hagel word s226
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Thank you, for wasting 90 seconds of my time.
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Only one of mine. I phased out at Hagel and Valugua. LOLOLOL
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Someone stole online alien contact from "Solar Guardian" .
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Hey, OP isn't Valugua dead.

Thread: BREAKING NEWS!! Hagel and Valugua!!

It is now Zaul.
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I like puppy dogs!
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My alien Uncle said this is total bollocks.

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Hey, OP isn't Valugua dead.

Thread: BREAKING NEWS!! Hagel and Valugua!!

It is now Zaul.
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No, It Turns out Valugua Recovered.
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chicken noodle soup,chicken noodle soup!!!5a
" It`s only weird the first time" ;p
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Hey, OP isn't Valugua dead.

Thread: BREAKING NEWS!! Hagel and Valugua!!

It is now Zaul.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28505621


No, It Turns out Valugua Recovered.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28504615


The latest pasta dish......
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chicken noodle soup,chicken noodle soup!!!5a
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LOL
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Is don, is good......Pasta la vista baby. agent
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Hey, OP isn't Valugua dead.

Thread: BREAKING NEWS!! Hagel and Valugua!!

It is now Zaul.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28505621


No, It Turns out Valugua Recovered.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28504615


Then along comes......wait for it.......Olga.
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PROOF.

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Some little bit of confirmation, as to what Hagel and Valugua say.
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 Quoting: you


[/quote: jesus]
 Quoting: TheTruthWorker
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my alien contacts??

fucking weirdo
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I have a card from the US gov.that says I am a Resident Alien.
Justpassing
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You are bout as crazy as u can get the only person who can take us outta here is Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior. Even the angels in heaven don't know when he will return but he will. You need to quit worrying bout aliens and start worrying bout Jesus. Anything that he does wil be much more stronger and powerful than what any alien can ever do.
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My Alien Online Contacts, Hagel and Valugua, Have sent me an Stating a Major Asteroid will Hit Earth on December 21st of 2012. The United States Government is Using Secret Advanced Technology to Bring This Asteroid Towards Earth, This is what the FEMA Camps, Massive Coffins and Body Bags are for, The Global Elite are Trying to Depopulate the Earth so they can Establish a New World Order which they have Been Trying to Achieve for Many Centuries now. According to Hagel and Valugua, This is why the Global Elite have Been Resigning and Disappearing Lately, They have been going into Their Deep Underground Bunkers. According to Hagel and Valugua, The United States Government is Trying to Make this Asteroid hit The Yellowstone Super Volcano to Cause a Massive Volcanic Eruption and to Kill At Least 200,000,000 People of the United States Population and to Cause a Mini-Ice Age with all of the Ash in the Atmosphere to Kill Hopefully kill Over 2,000,000,000 People. Once this Happens, the United States Government will Activate the FEMA Camps and Portray the FEMA Camps to be the Only Solution to the Survival of Humanity. Once they have the Last Remaining Humans in The FEMA Camps, They will use Brain-Washing Techniques on Humans to Brain-Wash them into Believing everything The Global Elite Tell them to do. According to Hagel and Valugua, the Main Goal of this is to Establish an Authoritarian, Communist New World Order, to Have Complete Control Over Humanity. Hagel and Valugua Stated that they have Plans to Kill Anyone over the Age of 35. Hagel and Valugua Claimed that they will Try to use Their Advance Technology to Stop this Asteroid from Hitting Earth, But There is Very Little to no Certainty of How Much Technology can do in that Manner, but they will Try as Hard as they Possibly Can. Hagel and Valugua are Trying to Stop the Global Elite From Executing Their Plans by Informing us about what Their Plans are.
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What happened to Yellowstone erupting retard!?
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who let the retard out of his cage?

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