I have reptoid hatchlings from Nibiru growing in my ass

And I tought Trinity was some kind of a Hitler ban hammer happy trigger....now I know why.

I hear ya, actually strange as it may sound, they have the most curious diversion to both cold, visous solids and chocolate. I'm not sure exactly why chocolate, but the fortunate sum of it is, if you suck on about a box of Jello puddin pops, the problem gets solved quite nicely.

you know OP, give it awhile

they're a bit difficult to get along with at first, but you're still in the bonding period - give it time, I've been there honey.

The itching is killing me. Fucking help please

How does this differ from any of the other schizoid, paranoid-delusional, christian-fundamentalist white-trash-illeterate-crap that this forum is full of?

In no way.

Most stuff are just fear mongering, unsubstantiated claims and people claiming all sorts of silly stuff.

This is just more of the same.

It would probably have made it more acceptable, if somebody had written "praise the lord" at the end or "I got this from archangel Michael as I was praying to Jesus almighty".

Preparation R ?

two words : Cortisone ointment

Or you could just scratch it.

Drink more WATER.

Take a glass of water and add this:
1/2 tablespoon baking soda
1/2 lemon squeezed with the pulp into the water
2 tablespoons of Apple Cider Vinegar in to the water
STIR slowly

Drink.

Feel better and you can thank me later

You are taking yourself too seriously. Calm down.
If you read this post with your heart, and not through the eyes of judgement and criticism, you will see that op is really crying out for help for a common but sometimes embarrassing problem.

True wisdom is birthed by patient perception.

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