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I have reptoid hatchlings from Nibiru growing in my ass

 
Anonymous Coward
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11/26/2012 06:20 AM
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I have reptoid hatchlings from Nibiru growing in my ass
They've been there for two weeks. What the fuck am I supposed to do? They itch like crazy. Does eating a lot of garlic really kill them off in your intestines, or is that horse shit? None of you psychotic fuckers respond unless you've actually had success dealing with this. I don't want to hear any retarded opinions from you psychos... if you haven't dealt with anal reptoid hatchlings before then DON'T RESPOND.
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11/26/2012 06:24 AM
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Re: I have reptoid hatchlings from Nibiru growing in my ass
And I tought Trinity was some kind of a Hitler ban hammer happy trigger....now I know why.
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11/26/2012 06:28 AM
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Re: I have reptoid hatchlings from Nibiru growing in my ass
I hear ya, actually strange as it may sound, they have the most curious diversion to both cold, visous solids and chocolate. I'm not sure exactly why chocolate, but the fortunate sum of it is, if you suck on about a box of Jello puddin pops, the problem gets solved quite nicely.
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11/26/2012 06:28 AM
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Re: I have reptoid hatchlings from Nibiru growing in my ass
knockout
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11/26/2012 06:31 AM
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Re: I have reptoid hatchlings from Nibiru growing in my ass
you know OP, give it awhile

they're a bit difficult to get along with at first, but you're still in the bonding period - give it time, I've been there honey.

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11/26/2012 02:46 PM
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Re: I have reptoid hatchlings from Nibiru growing in my ass
The itching is killing me. Fucking help please
Anonymous Coward
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11/26/2012 03:08 PM
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Re: I have reptoid hatchlings from Nibiru growing in my ass
How does this differ from any of the other schizoid, paranoid-delusional, christian-fundamentalist white-trash-illeterate-crap that this forum is full of?

In no way.

Most stuff are just fear mongering, unsubstantiated claims and people claiming all sorts of silly stuff.

This is just more of the same.

It would probably have made it more acceptable, if somebody had written "praise the lord" at the end or "I got this from archangel Michael as I was praying to Jesus almighty".
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11/26/2012 03:21 PM
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Re: I have reptoid hatchlings from Nibiru growing in my ass
Preparation R ?
CyberCyrus

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11/26/2012 03:26 PM
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Re: I have reptoid hatchlings from Nibiru growing in my ass
two words : Cortisone ointment
CyberCyrus

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11/26/2012 03:26 PM
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Re: I have reptoid hatchlings from Nibiru growing in my ass
two words : Cortisone ointment
 Quoting: CyberCyrus


Or you could just scratch it.
Muffinheadicus
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11/26/2012 03:26 PM
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Re: I have reptoid hatchlings from Nibiru growing in my ass
Drink more WATER.

Take a glass of water and add this:
1/2 tablespoon baking soda
1/2 lemon squeezed with the pulp into the water
2 tablespoons of Apple Cider Vinegar in to the water
STIR slowly

Drink.

Feel better and you can thank me later
Anonymous Coward
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11/26/2012 03:30 PM
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Re: I have reptoid hatchlings from Nibiru growing in my ass
How does this differ from any of the other schizoid, paranoid-delusional, christian-fundamentalist white-trash-illeterate-crap that this forum is full of?

In no way.

Most stuff are just fear mongering, unsubstantiated claims and people claiming all sorts of silly stuff.

This is just more of the same.

It would probably have made it more acceptable, if somebody had written "praise the lord" at the end or "I got this from archangel Michael as I was praying to Jesus almighty".
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19009045


You are taking yourself too seriously. Calm down.
If you read this post with your heart, and not through the eyes of judgement and criticism, you will see that op is really crying out for help for a common but sometimes embarrassing problem.

True wisdom is birthed by patient perception.
Alexander

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11/26/2012 03:36 PM

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Re: I have reptoid hatchlings from Nibiru growing in my ass
The itching is killing me. Fucking help please
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7570338


worms?

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