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something bizzare just happened to me

 
Clervax
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11/26/2012 07:51 AM
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something bizzare just happened to me
I just got punched in the face by a xmas tree!!!!!
This is not a joke and i still can hardly believe hat just happened.
I was just walking in the park and saw this weird thing walking towards me with lights on it and when it came closer i saw it as a damn xmas tree with kind of like roots for arms and legs and then it just punched me in the face and said step out of my happy space son ?????? I mean WTF just happened??????
It was definately not human and it was definately a real tree with lights and a star on the top. It wasn't any kind of robot either.
I dont know how i can even begin to understand what just happened but im kind of freaked out and now i have a giant black eye and i might need to get my cheek bone examined cause it feels broken but wtf??? Crazy i know. Has anything like this happened to anyone else or is it some kind of new joke?
geminilion

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11/26/2012 07:56 AM
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You obviously did something to piss the tree off. A squirrel threw a loaf of Italian bread at me a few years ago, I didn't get hurt but was like wtf!
..."The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Think only on those things that are in line with your principles and can bear the light of day. The content of your character is your choice. Day by day, what you choose, what you think, and what you do is who you become. Your integrity is your destiny ... it is the light that guides your way."
Heraclitus
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11/26/2012 07:57 AM
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Re: something bizzare just happened to me
i can confirm that yes that is bizzare!

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11/26/2012 07:58 AM

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11/26/2012 07:59 AM
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Re: something bizzare just happened to me
You obviously did something to piss the tree off. A squirrel threw a loaf of Italian bread at me a few years ago, I didn't get hurt but was like wtf!
 Quoting: geminilion


i didnt do anything to piss it off, i was just walking minding my own business! i don't know if your havin a laugh or what but a squirrel throwing a loaf of italian bread at you seems a lot more likely after what i just experienced
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11/26/2012 07:59 AM
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You obviously did something to piss the tree off. A squirrel threw a loaf of Italian bread at me a few years ago, I didn't get hurt but was like wtf!
 Quoting: geminilion


This made me smile.
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11/26/2012 08:00 AM
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Re: something bizzare just happened to me
Did you try kicking it in the bulbs?

Did you see stars?

Did it leave you >>>pining<<< for another bruising?
lupa14714

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11/26/2012 08:02 AM
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yep,super wierd.like the other poster,walking my dog i stopped under a tree,then bop,bop,bop,right on my head,acorns.i thought it was just bad luck till i looked up and saw squirrle aiming more at me!
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11/26/2012 08:03 AM
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Re: something bizzare just happened to me
I understand that this is funny and i am laughing at it now too. but it wasn't to funny when it king hit me and i was genuinely freaked out at what i was seeing, especially when it started talking.
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11/26/2012 08:04 AM
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geminilion

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11/26/2012 08:04 AM
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Re: something bizzare just happened to me
yep,super wierd.like the other poster,walking my dog i stopped under a tree,then bop,bop,bop,right on my head,acorns.i thought it was just bad luck till i looked up and saw squirrle aiming more at me!
 Quoting: lupa14714


LOL...I am totally serious about that, it was stale bread too, thought I might have a black eye.

Anyway OP, I have no clue as to why a tree would want to kick your ass. Go back and check it out, let us know what happens.
..."The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Think only on those things that are in line with your principles and can bear the light of day. The content of your character is your choice. Day by day, what you choose, what you think, and what you do is who you become. Your integrity is your destiny ... it is the light that guides your way."
Heraclitus
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11/26/2012 08:08 AM
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yea,go back.can you take a photo?
church of euthanasia.
[link to www.facebook.com]
have just left my paranormal photos on,as I,m leaving soon.some you have to see whole picture,as clipped.
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11/26/2012 08:12 AM
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Re: something bizzare just happened to me
yep,super wierd.like the other poster,walking my dog i stopped under a tree,then bop,bop,bop,right on my head,acorns.i thought it was just bad luck till i looked up and saw squirrle aiming more at me!
 Quoting: lupa14714


LOL...I am totally serious about that, it was stale bread too, thought I might have a black eye.

Anyway OP, I have no clue as to why a tree would want to kick your ass. Go back and check it out, let us know what happens.
 Quoting: geminilion


i am going to check it out in daylight and try and figure out where this thing came from or if the tree is around there. not game on going back at night, it seems like it has a lot of strength and dont think that i could take it on without some help, not to mention my face is messed up. Just cant understand how it could be.
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11/26/2012 08:28 AM
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Re: something bizzare just happened to me
I just got punched in the face by a xmas tree!!!!!
This is not a joke and i still can hardly believe hat just happened.
I was just walking in the park and saw this weird thing walking towards me with lights on it and when it came closer i saw it as a damn xmas tree with kind of like roots for arms and legs and then it just punched me in the face and said step out of my happy space son ?????? I mean WTF just happened??????
It was definately not human and it was definately a real tree with lights and a star on the top. It wasn't any kind of robot either.
I dont know how i can even begin to understand what just happened but im kind of freaked out and now i have a giant black eye and i might need to get my cheek bone examined cause it feels broken but wtf??? Crazy i know. Has anything like this happened to anyone else or is it some kind of new joke?
 Quoting: Clervax 5091005


hehehehehe it was kinda funny wasnt it mate

an xmass tree tried to fall on me yesterday

while i was standing in line

luckily i dodged it and it fell on the old lady behind me

it wasnt funny at the time

but it is now

cool2yoda
geminilion

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11/26/2012 08:29 AM
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Re: something bizzare just happened to me
Bring someone with you to be on the safe side. I think you should investigate and don't forget pics!
..."The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Think only on those things that are in line with your principles and can bear the light of day. The content of your character is your choice. Day by day, what you choose, what you think, and what you do is who you become. Your integrity is your destiny ... it is the light that guides your way."
Heraclitus
Perseus7

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11/26/2012 08:30 AM
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bring torches and pitchforks
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11/26/2012 08:33 AM
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Re: something bizzare just happened to me
You obviously did something to piss the tree off. A squirrel threw a loaf of Italian bread at me a few years ago, I didn't get hurt but was like wtf!
 Quoting: geminilion


One time, there was an alien in my back yard.

It approached me, said something about "Those stupid Hagel and valuga... (grumble) and then proceeded to walk down my street yelling about how "us humans are so stupid as to believe false flag events even when they have been going on for centuries"

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