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How many men on GLP can cook?

 
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I used to be Chef for almost ten years but made a career change because I was able to make more money doing something else.
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I can cook good food.
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Seldom do people want bad food...
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11/26/2012 11:18 AM

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I used to be Chef for almost ten years but made a career change because I was able to make more money doing something else.
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Crash test dummy?


Just kidding :)
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I am not tired of life yet, so no. chuckle

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11/26/2012 11:26 AM

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Re: How many men on GLP can cook?
I do nearly all of the cooking.
Mostly done on the grille, but I can bake some breads and can handle a skillet.

Fried Catfish and grits is one of my favorites.
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Re: How many men on GLP can cook?
I used to be Chef for almost ten years but made a career change because I was able to make more money doing something else.
 Quoting: Psych


Crash test dummy?


Just kidding :)
 Quoting: BRIEF


I am not tired of life yet, so no. chuckle

I am currently an accounting analyst/project manager.
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Stay away from windows in tall buildings ;)
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11/26/2012 11:33 AM
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Re: How many men on GLP can cook?
i own a business, have a 8 bedroom home, 3 kids


but i hate cooking, TV dinner for me..and the wife rarely cooks


we mostly eat out


cooking is for poor people.
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11/26/2012 11:35 AM
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When I went to university, the residences were townhouses. Rather than eat at a cafeteria, students had access to an on campus grocery store and were required to cook for the dorm once a week. I couldn't cook when I started university, but sure could by the time I left. It was a great real world skill.
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11/26/2012 11:39 AM
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Re: How many men on GLP can cook?
Real cooking is women's work. It's pussifying to do the cooking at home, though it's OK as a job.

Women are responsible for nurturing and sex. Their place is in the home - primarily in the bedroom, but also in the kitchen. They cook and clean and fuck, and the man provides, protects, and leads.

Men are responsible for the cars, houses, and money, so it works out properly and fairly. This is as it has always been for thousands of years, and it's the right way.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28131879


written by a male AC...as he put on his leotards and pranced around the kitchen baking crumpets for his tea...
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Re: How many men on GLP can cook?
i own a business, have a 8 bedroom home, 3 kids


but i hate cooking, TV dinner for me..and the wife rarely cooks


we mostly eat out


cooking is for poor people.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84288


Bullshit...if you want something done right ya gotta do it yourself...a 30K a year chef doesn't make enough to give a fuck, normally...cooking is an art.
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11/26/2012 11:49 AM
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Re: How many men on GLP can cook?
first off thanks for posting this... i often wonder also..

i have many friends who can not do shit. i mean nothing at all. i grew up in the country and had to learn to fend for ourselves.

something every person should know is to hunt, fish and dress (cleaning and preparing), then cook their own food. learn to gather good plants from the wild and grow their own garden. it is important for their health and well being.

it is funny how you can amaze people with a simple dish of food that taste super.

my friend are always in awe over the food i make and serve. BBQ, chili, hot sauces, dips and salsa's some of the things i am know for around my friends..

the love the garden my wife and i grow and the food we share..

it is beautiful..
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11/26/2012 11:51 AM
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Re: How many men on GLP can cook?
Depends on what you 'mean' by 'cook' ?

If you mean it's eatable, NO ONE dies, 911 is NOT dialed, or stomach pumps used, I qualify !

Third wife warned me before marriage she 'didn't cook'; only baked. She lived here for 27 years, left alive and generally never complained !

However, I don't have much ambition to cook when alone.

Need another 'companion.... one who loves washing dishes, making beds, giving REAL: hugs/kisses, does WINDOWS and doesn't nag !

I'm, now taking applications for the position. Only qualifications .. Alive mentally, strong desire to please, FEMALE, and no physical/mental 'baggage' !

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Re: How many men on GLP can cook?
My husband can cook, but since he supports me while I take care of the baby, I do it. Not saying he never does, but it's so rare when he does so it's a big deal.

I taught my son to cook, since so many women think it's cool not to be able to.
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5awhatever
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11/26/2012 12:43 PM
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pigchef He cooks up 'trouble' !





ogrrr He IS ' trouble ' !
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11/26/2012 02:13 PM
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Re: How many men on GLP can cook?
always

and i do it right, with nothing but cast iron.

dutch oven not pictured.

all seasoned to perfection.....secret

these pans cook and taste like there over 100 years old.


IMAGE ( [link to i1209.photobucket.com] )

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I love my Le Creuset pans....nothing else comes close!!
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none of mine are le creset



wagner and lodge are pictured
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11/26/2012 02:14 PM
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Re: How many men on GLP can cook?
I also cook and bake and wash dishes.
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Same here!
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11/26/2012 05:16 PM
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Re: How many men on GLP can cook?
I can cook, or someone else can cook.

I'm not too picky about what I eat so long all the sources are known and direct from the non GMO garden or the animals that I know personally, and that there is good balance and curative properties in all the food.

Also I like all source water to be solar distilled and all salt be laboratory grade.

But I'll eat the tacos they serve in the street, with stink bugs (jumiles) piled on top for flavor, or the roasted giant grasshoppers and ants that the Indian kids have been selling for snacks lately.
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11/26/2012 06:15 PM
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Re: How many men on GLP can cook?
I can boil a pretty mean hot dog, then use the water to make ramen noodles.

Wash it down with a tall frosty glass of Moose Drool.
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11/26/2012 06:16 PM
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Thats sad now that i think about it i'm 20 and i can't cook
It is better to let the world go out of control so they can see their own fate just as I did 20 years ago
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11/26/2012 06:21 PM
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Was a Sous-Chef
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11/26/2012 06:23 PM
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Thats sad now that i think about it i'm 20 and i can't cook
 Quoting: Divinityz


It's pretty easy. Prep as much as possible BEFORE you turn on the stove/range.

Then, keep the heat down a bit, and take yer time!

Bit like sex, really.

1rof1
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11/26/2012 06:46 PM

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Thats sad now that i think about it i'm 20 and i can't cook
 Quoting: Divinityz


It's pretty easy. Prep as much as possible BEFORE you turn on the stove/range.

Then, keep the heat down a bit, and take yer time!

Bit like sex, really.

1rof1
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28522168


lol
"There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls." ~
George Carlin
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Thats sad now that i think about it i'm 20 and i can't cook
 Quoting: Divinityz


It's pretty easy. Prep as much as possible BEFORE you turn on the stove/range.

Then, keep the heat down a bit, and take yer time!

Bit like sex, really.

1rof1
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28522168


Stay out of my kitchen...







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Heterosexual pride!

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11/26/2012 07:58 PM

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11/26/2012 08:01 PM

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[link to www.youtube.com]
I can and do most of the cooking here .
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11/26/2012 08:02 PM

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Re: How many men on GLP can cook?
I successfully deep fried a turkey this year!
Does that count?
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. -Carl Sagan.
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I can cook my ass off.

You wouldn't want my wifes cooking.
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11/26/2012 08:04 PM

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hi

I can't bake anything but my soups rock the house.
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Re: How many men on GLP can cook?
my Sicilian mother taught me to cook at a young age, also to clean and do laundry. She didn't want me marrying poorly just so I could eat/survive :)

only one girl friend from SC was a better cook than I but I learned lots!

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