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DNA STUDY PROVES BIGFOOTS EXISTENCE

 
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DNA STUDY PROVES BIGFOOTS EXISTENCE
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A press release on 24 November, 2012 from the PRWeb, Online Visibility from Vocus titled ‘Bigfoot DNA Sequenced in Upcoming Genetics Study’ proves the existence of Bigfoot and much more. This five-year Genome Study at DNA Diagnostics yields evidence of Homo sapiens/Unknown Hybrid Species in North America.

The actual study is under peer review and is anticipated to be released very soon. However the press release goes on to explain, “A team of scientists can verify that their five-year long DNA study… confirms the existence of a novel hominin hybrid species, commonly called “Bigfoot” or “Sasquatch”, living in North America. Researchers DNA sequencing suggests that the legendary Sasquatch is a HUMAN relative that arose approximately 15, 000 years ago as a hybrid cross of modern Homo sapiens with an unknown primate species".

Dr Melba S. Ketchum (of Nacogdoches, Texas) led a team of experts in Genetics, forensics, imaging and pathology. They have sequenced twenty mitochondrial genomes and were able to obtain three whole nuclear genomes from high probability Sasquatch samples. They were able to determine the Bigfoot species was created with a Homo sapien female with an unknown Hominin male. They have been able to rule out Homo Neanderthalis and the Denisova hominins as contributors.

Dr Ketchum is calling on public officials and law enforcement to immediately recognize the Sasquatch as an “indigenous people”, going on to state “Genetically, the Sasquatch are human hybrids with unambiguously modern human maternal ancestry. “ She states they need to be recognized and given immediate protection as outlined in the rights given by the Constitution.

The Press Release gives contact information: Robin Lyanne, Media@dnadiagnostics.com .

A second study under development by Oxford which is due to be released in the upcoming months. It will certain



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Re: DNA STUDY PROVES BIGFOOTS EXISTENCE
SASQUATCH? hitit
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Re: DNA STUDY PROVES BIGFOOTS EXISTENCE
bump

I wonder if Brief and Heretic_333 have seen this and what they have to say...

shows evidence of recent genetic manipulation maybe? but by whom?

hmm

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some drink from the fountain of knowledge...others just gargle
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how they do a dna study with no dna?
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how they do a dna study with no dna?
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Scientist have been tracking the beast in the Pacific Northwest and other areas of the country for years and taking purportedly Sasquatch samples.

Where have you been? Oh yea, Aus.

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Last Edited by Merci on 11/26/2012 11:35 PM
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