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I have a crush on my family members girlfriend. She makes me feel young and like a teenager all over again. Im so messed up in the head...

 
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I have a crush on my family members girlfriend. She makes me feel young and like a teenager all over again. Im so messed up in the head...
Im 31 and something bad happened to me at 25, I had a horrible break up from a long relationship and I told myself to stay away from women and focus on my work. Ive been single and havent been on a date in 7 years. Ive been pretty much a hermit. Well a few weeks ago I attended a family get together and a he brings his gf with him and introduces her to the family and thats when I felt like I was a little high school kid all over again with a huge crush. I havent felt this way in a long time. It was such a great feeling. Its like I felt rejuvenated when I saw her. She reminded me so much of my high school crush. I literally felt like I went back in time. Shes 19. A few weeks gone by and I cant stop thinking about her. This is so messed up... I really want to make the move... Have you guys ever met someone who just made you feel like you went back in time?

Have yall seen the movie Dracula with Keanu Reeves? The scene where Dracula sees a pic of Mina is exactly how I felt when I saw her face.

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It's a good sign. You are healed and need to get back out there!

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Re: I have a crush on my family members girlfriend. She makes me feel young and like a teenager all over again. Im so messed up in the head...
OP.... if it was an instant attraction, and since the encounter you cannot get her out of your mind, research quantum entanglements.
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Re: I have a crush on my family members girlfriend. She makes me feel young and like a teenager all over again. Im so messed up in the head...
She belongs to someone else. Stay the fuck away.
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Re: I have a crush on my family members girlfriend. She makes me feel young and like a teenager all over again. Im so messed up in the head...
QUIT BOTHERING WOMEN OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE!
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11/26/2012 10:31 PM
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Re: I have a crush on my family members girlfriend. She makes me feel young and like a teenager all over again. Im so messed up in the head...
which family member?
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Re: I have a crush on my family members girlfriend. She makes me feel young and like a teenager all over again. Im so messed up in the head...
Dude, you are creepy too old for her period.

You want to fuck over your own relative?

Your problem is you haven't been with a woman in too long and you mentally checked out for too long and falsely believe you are still a 20 something when you are NOT.

Find a date your own age old man.
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Re: I have a crush on my family members girlfriend. She makes me feel young and like a teenager all over again. Im so messed up in the head...
It kills me when an old guy who claims he has been a hermit for 7 years suddenly thinks he is hot enough to make a move on a sexy young 19 year old girl; and is delusional enough to try to take her away from his likely 19 year old relative?????????????
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Re: I have a crush on my family members girlfriend. She makes me feel young and like a teenager all over again. Im so messed up in the head...
Stick with your hand. Its cheaper and your bro won't smash your head in after diddlin his chick
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Re: I have a crush on my family members girlfriend. She makes me feel young and like a teenager all over again. Im so messed up in the head...
I think you may be already loosing if you're obsessing over this woman before really knowing her.

First, you must find out if she's interested. There are signals you'll have to pay attention to.

Secondly, you must show her that you are a stronger male than your 19 year old relative.

Thirdly, you must decide is it really worth family drama?

Fourthly, you must completely leave her in the dust wanting you instead.
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Re: I have a crush on my family members girlfriend. She makes me feel young and like a teenager all over again. Im so messed up in the head...
31 is not too effing old you punks.

now..which family member?

if its a cousin..go for it...brother?

feggattaboutit
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11/26/2012 10:41 PM
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Re: I have a crush on my family members girlfriend. She makes me feel young and like a teenager all over again. Im so messed up in the head...
I agree. You could be 60 and get 19 year old women...if you know what you're doing. It's more of a lifestyle/mentality.
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11/26/2012 10:44 PM
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Re: I have a crush on my family members girlfriend. She makes me feel young and like a teenager all over again. Im so messed up in the head...
At 19 she is not serious with her boyfriend and neither is he. They will break up and then you can make your move. But dont try to come between them. Wait and be patient.

Also, ignore the idiots here saying you're too old. 30s are the new 20s. When you are 35 and she's 25, age wont matter at all. Its not like you are 65. Then it would be creepy.

Read some stuff online about men, self esteem and sexual attraction. Your last date was 7 years ago, thats a long long time to be alone. You need to get out there and get busy. You have seen how life is like without a woman for 7 years. Now lets see how life is like with a woman for 7 years.

Dont worry about your age. My mom married my dad when she was 22 and he was 32. And they're the perfect couple and still madly in love.

Good luck!hf
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Re: I have a crush on my family members girlfriend. She makes me feel young and like a teenager all over again. Im so messed up in the head...
Dude, you are creepy too old for her period.

You want to fuck over your own relative?

Your problem is you haven't been with a woman in too long and you mentally checked out for too long and falsely believe you are still a 20 something when you are NOT.

Find a date your own age old man.
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You're the creepy one here who thinks at 30 he's too old. Are you fucking kidding me? What planet are you from? On this planet 30s are the new 20s. Men retain their hotness even at 50. Look at George Colony, Tom Cruise. My mom married my dad when she was 22 and he was 32. If they thought like you they would have never gotten married and I wouldnt be here.

HE'S 30, NOT 65 YOU IDIOT!

slaphim
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Re: I have a crush on my family members girlfriend. She makes me feel young and like a teenager all over again. Im so messed up in the head...
OP got dumped at age 25 so now is AFRAID of mature women and only feel comfortable going after a barely out of high school girl. He wishes he was that age again because he was young and confident back then and not a broken man yet.

Go get therapy guy.
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Re: I have a crush on my family members girlfriend. She makes me feel young and like a teenager all over again. Im so messed up in the head...
so..which family member.

that should settle the issue?

is it your dad?

grandad?
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Re: I have a crush on my family members girlfriend. She makes me feel young and like a teenager all over again. Im so messed up in the head...
OP got dumped at age 25 so now is AFRAID of mature women and only feel comfortable going after a barely out of high school girl. He wishes he was that age again because he was young and confident back then and not a broken man yet.

Go get therapy guy.
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You might be right.

But then again, how does the value of a woman go UP as she takes on more cocks? (Hint: It doesn't).
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Re: I have a crush on my family members girlfriend. She makes me feel young and like a teenager all over again. Im so messed up in the head...
Your delusional having fantasies about a relatives young, young girlfriend. You need to get out more, I assure you she will not be interesting in you AT ALL! Stop what your doing and use your brain. Are you the creepy uncle? WTF? Get real!
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Re: I have a crush on my family members girlfriend. She makes me feel young and like a teenager all over again. Im so messed up in the head...
Half your age plus 7 is the standard creepiness formula.

It's all over the net.

Your age difference is too creepy.

[link to www.urbandictionary.com]
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Re: I have a crush on my family members girlfriend. She makes me feel young and like a teenager all over again. Im so messed up in the head...
OP.... if it was an instant attraction, and since the encounter you cannot get her out of your mind, research quantum entanglements.
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Cool shit!

[link to en.wikipedia.org]

[link to www.wired.com]
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11/26/2012 11:13 PM
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Re: I have a crush on my family members girlfriend. She makes me feel young and like a teenager all over again. Im so messed up in the head...
OP.... if it was an instant attraction, and since the encounter you cannot get her out of your mind, research quantum entanglements.
 Quoting: SCULLY 23255362




Cool shit!

[link to en.wikipedia.org]

[link to www.wired.com]
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


Ughhh! Your link sent me to wikipedia and they're begging for money again!

yeahsure
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Re: I have a crush on my family members girlfriend. She makes me feel young and like a teenager all over again. Im so messed up in the head...
Half your age plus 7 is the standard creepiness formula.

It's all over the net.

Your age difference is too creepy.

[link to www.urbandictionary.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25148952


that comes from the bible..i though you freaks were atheists.

19 is not young young.

12 is young young.
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Re: I have a crush on my family members girlfriend. She makes me feel young and like a teenager all over again. Im so messed up in the head...
Dude, you are creepy too old for her period.

You want to fuck over your own relative?

Your problem is you haven't been with a woman in too long and you mentally checked out for too long and falsely believe you are still a 20 something when you are NOT.

Find a date your own age old man.
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How is that too old? I go out with tons of chicks that are 10 years younger than me. Sounds like you're jealous.
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Re: I have a crush on my family members girlfriend. She makes me feel young and like a teenager all over again. Im so messed up in the head...
Dude, you are creepy too old for her period.

You want to fuck over your own relative?

Your problem is you haven't been with a woman in too long and you mentally checked out for too long and falsely believe you are still a 20 something when you are NOT.

Find a date your own age old man.
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You're the creepy one here who thinks at 30 he's too old. Are you fucking kidding me? What planet are you from? On this planet 30s are the new 20s. Men retain their hotness even at 50. Look at George Colony, Tom Cruise. My mom married my dad when she was 22 and he was 32. If they thought like you they would have never gotten married and I wouldnt be here.

HE'S 30, NOT 65 YOU IDIOT!

slaphim
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OMG ..30's for men is now like 20's for men??? HAHA HA..so I have a feeling if we are talking about 30 something women you men would be like thinking she is too old.
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She belongs to someone else. Stay the fuck away.
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LOL, and to top that off she " reminds you of a ex gf " - your attraction and longing is not a thing to do with this teenager.

Start dating, and when you find one you feel this way for, that DOES NOT remind you of a past relationship go for it.
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Re: I have a crush on my family members girlfriend. She makes me feel young and like a teenager all over again. Im so messed up in the head...
i am 56 and she is 26- don't worry about age but keep you greasy mitt's off the family GF's!
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Re: I have a crush on my family members girlfriend. She makes me feel young and like a teenager all over again. Im so messed up in the head...
man you should see the stink eye i get from frumpy old birds!

hi- fkn- larious
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and i am old and fat!
not bald though
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Re: I have a crush on my family members girlfriend. She makes me feel young and like a teenager all over again. Im so messed up in the head...
Dude, you are creepy too old for her period.

You want to fuck over your own relative?

Your problem is you haven't been with a woman in too long and you mentally checked out for too long and falsely believe you are still a 20 something when you are NOT.

Find a date your own age old man.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25148952


You're the creepy one here who thinks at 30 he's too old. Are you fucking kidding me? What planet are you from? On this planet 30s are the new 20s. Men retain their hotness even at 50. Look at George Colony, Tom Cruise. My mom married my dad when she was 22 and he was 32. If they thought like you they would have never gotten married and I wouldnt be here.

HE'S 30, NOT 65 YOU IDIOT!

slaphim
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this...i'm 28 and look maybe 21...age is just a number...just make sure it's legal of course, lol
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Re: I have a crush on my family members girlfriend. She makes me feel young and like a teenager all over again. Im so messed up in the head...
She belongs to someone else. Stay the fuck away.
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THIS ^^^

To go after anothers girlfriend. esp a family member is trailer park trash behavior.

Have some respect and self control.
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university pubs OP- that is the ticket.

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