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So the wife is away....

 
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11/26/2012 10:33 PM
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So the wife is away....
Yeah she is away on a business meeting for 3 days. We have 4 boys. 3 still live here. Fuckers think it is a kegger because the momma is away.

One of them left a 2 litre jug of milk in the rec room on the coffee table all fucking day. It was as warm as piss. I told the little shit to get his ass up to the store and buy some more with his own fucking money. He wanted the car keys and I said walk. He refused so I told him that he had a choice: got get the fucking milk or he can forget about his date with his gf on Friday and the car. I got my milk.

Another was playing video games online with his buddies and would not do his chores. I went into the router and blocked his computer from Internet access until he gets his shit cleaned up. Fucking clothes and dishes everywhere. He is cleaning while I speak.

The third one was watching TV and didn't walk the dog or clean his room. I took his iPhone from him. He is out walking now.

The moral of this story is I have been too easy on them because when their mother is home, they do their chores and pick up after themselves. Well not too easy, because I am more of a prick than she is, more like I let her take care of it. The kids read it as I don't give a fuck.

I learned a lesson tonight. I am not their friend. I am their father and there will be times when they hate me, like tonight.

Well fuck em if they can't take a joke!
AlcoholicRunner
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11/26/2012 10:34 PM

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Retards of Canada...

Need to say more?
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11/26/2012 10:36 PM

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YAY! What a great dad you are. Someday you will look back on these times together and laugh. Good for you!

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11/26/2012 10:36 PM
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Gee, thanks for sharing. We're all speechless here. gangup
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11/26/2012 10:37 PM
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Yeah she is away on a business meeting for 3 days. We have 4 boys. 3 still live here. Fuckers think it is a kegger because the momma is away.

One of them left a 2 litre jug of milk in the rec room on the coffee table all fucking day. It was as warm as piss. I told the little shit to get his ass up to the store and buy some more with his own fucking money. He wanted the car keys and I said walk. He refused so I told him that he had a choice: got get the fucking milk or he can forget about his date with his gf on Friday and the car. I got my milk.

Another was playing video games online with his buddies and would not do his chores. I went into the router and blocked his computer from Internet access until he gets his shit cleaned up. Fucking clothes and dishes everywhere. He is cleaning while I speak.

The third one was watching TV and didn't walk the dog or clean his room. I took his iPhone from him. He is out walking now.

The moral of this story is I have been too easy on them because when their mother is home, they do their chores and pick up after themselves. Well not too easy, because I am more of a prick than she is, more like I let her take care of it. The kids read it as I don't give a fuck.

I learned a lesson tonight. I am not their friend. I am their father and there will be times when they hate me, like tonight.

Well fuck em if they can't take a joke!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27274750


how about this idea. GET THE FUCK OFF LINE AND SET AN EXAMPLE, THEN YOU WON'T HAVE ANY PROBLEMS.
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11/26/2012 10:38 PM
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The kid pissed in your milk
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11/26/2012 10:39 PM
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Yeah she is away on a business meeting for 3 days. We have 4 boys. 3 still live here. Fuckers think it is a kegger because the momma is away.

One of them left a 2 litre jug of milk in the rec room on the coffee table all fucking day. It was as warm as piss. I told the little shit to get his ass up to the store and buy some more with his own fucking money. He wanted the car keys and I said walk. He refused so I told him that he had a choice: got get the fucking milk or he can forget about his date with his gf on Friday and the car. I got my milk.

Another was playing video games online with his buddies and would not do his chores. I went into the router and blocked his computer from Internet access until he gets his shit cleaned up. Fucking clothes and dishes everywhere. He is cleaning while I speak.

The third one was watching TV and didn't walk the dog or clean his room. I took his iPhone from him. He is out walking now.

The moral of this story is I have been too easy on them because when their mother is home, they do their chores and pick up after themselves. Well not too easy, because I am more of a prick than she is, more like I let her take care of it. The kids read it as I don't give a fuck.

I learned a lesson tonight. I am not their friend. I am their father and there will be times when they hate me, like tonight.

Well fuck em if they can't take a joke!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27274750


how about this idea. GET THE FUCK OFF LINE AND SET AN EXAMPLE, THEN YOU WON'T HAVE ANY PROBLEMS.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28356523


I worked a 12 hour day to day you fuckwit. This is my first time online since this AM. How about you go get a fucking job.
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11/26/2012 10:40 PM
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The kid pissed in your milk
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I hope he did because he will be eating his Cheerios with it in the morning.
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Yeah she is away on a business meeting for 3 days. We have 4 boys. 3 still live here. Fuckers think it is a kegger because the momma is away.

One of them left a 2 litre jug of milk in the rec room on the coffee table all fucking day. It was as warm as piss. I told the little shit to get his ass up to the store and buy some more with his own fucking money. He wanted the car keys and I said walk. He refused so I told him that he had a choice: got get the fucking milk or he can forget about his date with his gf on Friday and the car. I got my milk.

Another was playing video games online with his buddies and would not do his chores. I went into the router and blocked his computer from Internet access until he gets his shit cleaned up. Fucking clothes and dishes everywhere. He is cleaning while I speak.

The third one was watching TV and didn't walk the dog or clean his room. I took his iPhone from him. He is out walking now.

The moral of this story is I have been too easy on them because when their mother is home, they do their chores and pick up after themselves. Well not too easy, because I am more of a prick than she is, more like I let her take care of it. The kids read it as I don't give a fuck.

I learned a lesson tonight. I am not their friend. I am their father and there will be times when they hate me, like tonight.

Well fuck em if they can't take a joke!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27274750


wow..what a prick!
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11/26/2012 10:41 PM
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Retards of Canada...

Need to say more?
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No you need not say more. You have proven yourself to be an asshole in 3 words. Y
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11/26/2012 10:41 PM
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Re: So the wife is away....
this is your wife..i'm out fucking around on you
cause you are a

heartless prick
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11/26/2012 10:42 PM
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I call BULLSHIT on the whole thing.
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11/26/2012 10:42 PM
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Re: So the wife is away....
Yeah she is away on a business meeting for 3 days. We have 4 boys. 3 still live here. Fuckers think it is a kegger because the momma is away.

One of them left a 2 litre jug of milk in the rec room on the coffee table all fucking day. It was as warm as piss. I told the little shit to get his ass up to the store and buy some more with his own fucking money. He wanted the car keys and I said walk. He refused so I told him that he had a choice: got get the fucking milk or he can forget about his date with his gf on Friday and the car. I got my milk.

Another was playing video games online with his buddies and would not do his chores. I went into the router and blocked his computer from Internet access until he gets his shit cleaned up. Fucking clothes and dishes everywhere. He is cleaning while I speak.

The third one was watching TV and didn't walk the dog or clean his room. I took his iPhone from him. He is out walking now.

The moral of this story is I have been too easy on them because when their mother is home, they do their chores and pick up after themselves. Well not too easy, because I am more of a prick than she is, more like I let her take care of it. The kids read it as I don't give a fuck.

I learned a lesson tonight. I am not their friend. I am their father and there will be times when they hate me, like tonight.

Well fuck em if they can't take a joke!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27274750


wow..what a prick!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14093481


I could have slapped them around if I was a real prick.
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11/26/2012 10:42 PM
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STFU you whinning cunt.
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I call BULLSHIT on the whole thing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28544397


this ^^^
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11/26/2012 10:43 PM
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Re: So the wife is away....
I call BULLSHIT on the whole thing.
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yeah call whatever you want
fuck you
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STFU you whinning cunt.
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suck the snot out of my fuck stick
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Re: So the wife is away....
this is your wife..i'm out fucking around on you
cause you are a

heartless prick
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wrong country dildo
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11/26/2012 10:44 PM
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STFU you whinning cunt.
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suck the snot out of my fuck stick
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1rof1

that's hilarious!!
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this is your wife..i'm out fucking around on you
cause you are a

heartless prick
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14093481


wrong country dildo
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27274750


I'm in the states, limp dick.
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11/26/2012 10:45 PM
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Re: So the wife is away....
Yeah she is away on a business meeting for 3 days. We have 4 boys. 3 still live here. Fuckers think it is a kegger because the momma is away.

One of them left a 2 litre jug of milk in the rec room on the coffee table all fucking day. It was as warm as piss. I told the little shit to get his ass up to the store and buy some more with his own fucking money. He wanted the car keys and I said walk. He refused so I told him that he had a choice: got get the fucking milk or he can forget about his date with his gf on Friday and the car. I got my milk.

Another was playing video games online with his buddies and would not do his chores. I went into the router and blocked his computer from Internet access until he gets his shit cleaned up. Fucking clothes and dishes everywhere. He is cleaning while I speak.

The third one was watching TV and didn't walk the dog or clean his room. I took his iPhone from him. He is out walking now.

The moral of this story is I have been too easy on them because when their mother is home, they do their chores and pick up after themselves. Well not too easy, because I am more of a prick than she is, more like I let her take care of it. The kids read it as I don't give a fuck.

I learned a lesson tonight. I am not their friend. I am their father and there will be times when they hate me, like tonight.

Well fuck em if they can't take a joke!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27274750


how about this idea. GET THE FUCK OFF LINE AND SET AN EXAMPLE, THEN YOU WON'T HAVE ANY PROBLEMS.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28356523


I worked a 12 hour day to day you fuckwit. This is my first time online since this AM. How about you go get a fucking job.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27274750


so your gone all day, get home, start bossing everyone around, get online expect ass kissing, refer to orignal statement, your a shit dad, wife should have boarded the kids, spent a shit load of your money, left you to wallow in your loneliness.
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If it's not bullshit I say GOOD ON YOU GOOD SIR!


If we had more parents like you in the world, kids would not be as fucked up in the head as they are now.



WELL DONE MATE!


dasbier
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this is your wife..i'm out fucking around on you
cause you are a

heartless prick
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14093481


wrong country dildo
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I'm in the states, limp dick.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14093481


Nice try
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If it's not bullshit I say GOOD ON YOU GOOD SIR!


If we had more parents like you in the world, kids would not be as fucked up in the head as they are now.



WELL DONE MATE!


dasbier
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far from bullshit
now I am off to bed because 6 AM comes early and I am waking them all up!
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11/26/2012 10:47 PM
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If it's not bullshit I say GOOD ON YOU GOOD SIR!


If we had more parents like you in the world, kids would not be as fucked up in the head as they are now.



WELL DONE MATE!


dasbier
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far from bullshit
now I am off to bed because 6 AM comes early and I am waking them all up!
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with what? anal rape?
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11/26/2012 10:48 PM

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you are so right, my parents always told me they weren't my friend they were my parents.
"For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return"
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If it's not bullshit I say GOOD ON YOU GOOD SIR!


If we had more parents like you in the world, kids would not be as fucked up in the head as they are now.



WELL DONE MATE!


dasbier
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28544397


far from bullshit
now I am off to bed because 6 AM comes early and I am waking them all up!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27274750


with what? anal rape?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14093481


whispers in their little ears, who's your daddy.
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givem hell op. they will walk all over you if you let them! fuck yeah!! we need more real parents out there!
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Re: So the wife is away....
Yeah she is away on a business meeting for 3 days. We have 4 boys. 3 still live here. Fuckers think it is a kegger because the momma is away.

One of them left a 2 litre jug of milk in the rec room on the coffee table all fucking day. It was as warm as piss. I told the little shit to get his ass up to the store and buy some more with his own fucking money. He wanted the car keys and I said walk. He refused so I told him that he had a choice: got get the fucking milk or he can forget about his date with his gf on Friday and the car. I got my milk.

Another was playing video games online with his buddies and would not do his chores. I went into the router and blocked his computer from Internet access until he gets his shit cleaned up. Fucking clothes and dishes everywhere. He is cleaning while I speak.

The third one was watching TV and didn't walk the dog or clean his room. I took his iPhone from him. He is out walking now.

The moral of this story is I have been too easy on them because when their mother is home, they do their chores and pick up after themselves. Well not too easy, because I am more of a prick than she is, more like I let her take care of it. The kids read it as I don't give a fuck.

I learned a lesson tonight. I am not their friend. I am their father and there will be times when they hate me, like tonight.

Well fuck em if they can't take a joke!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27274750


how about this idea. GET THE FUCK OFF LINE AND SET AN EXAMPLE, THEN YOU WON'T HAVE ANY PROBLEMS.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28356523


I worked a 12 hour day to day you fuckwit. This is my first time online since this AM. How about you go get a fucking job.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27274750


so your gone all day, get home, start bossing everyone around, get online expect ass kissing, refer to orignal statement, your a shit dad, wife should have boarded the kids, spent a shit load of your money, left you to wallow in your loneliness.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28356523


What? Are you a parent? Do you know how much effort it takes to do what this dad is doing? It is so much easier to just let them be, to avoid confrontation. It's hard work to keep kids on the right track - and he's doing it.

His kids will turn out alright.
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If it's not bullshit I say GOOD ON YOU GOOD SIR!


If we had more parents like you in the world, kids would not be as fucked up in the head as they are now.



WELL DONE MATE!


dasbier
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28544397


far from bullshit
now I am off to bed because 6 AM comes early and I am waking them all up!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27274750


with what? anal rape?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14093481


cruisecruise
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Re: So the wife is away....
If it's not bullshit I say GOOD ON YOU GOOD SIR!


If we had more parents like you in the world, kids would not be as fucked up in the head as they are now.



WELL DONE MATE!


dasbier
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far from bullshit
now I am off to bed because 6 AM comes early and I am waking them all up!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27274750


Keep up the good work fella! Goofy Thum

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