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Why don't birds fly to the moon?

 
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Why don't birds fly to the moon?
Not sure if this has been brought up here yet. I used the search function and couldn't find anything...1dunno1

So, why don't birds fly to the moon? Are they too stoopid to realize it's even there? If I was a bird, I would definitely be a moon bird.
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11/27/2012 12:03 AM
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
You see them trying all the time
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
Its been talked to death. That thread is around here somewhere ..
Here is where I look back.
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Shaking off my tail
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
Its been talked to death. That thread is around here somewhere ..
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Yeah - I hear that if they fly too high, they get tummy bugs.

<jus kidding>. Birds still need oxygen, bird-brain.
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
too cold and less to no 02 at certain altitude.
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
If you have to ask you are truly an idiot...
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
too cold and less to no 02 at certain altitude.
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link?
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
Have you seen the goddamn price per yard for real estate up there? And a bird is supposed to pay that? Ridiculous. Get a brian, OP, moran.
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
Not sure if this has been brought up here yet. I used the search function and couldn't find anything...1dunno1

So, why don't birds fly to the moon? Are they too stoopid to realize it's even there? If I was a bird, I would definitely be a moon bird.
 Quoting: PEC 22940048


How do YOU know they don't?

I can think of no positive means of knowing for sure.
"Everybody lies."
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
Because they would not have enough air to breath after a certain height.
And even if you gave them breathing apparatus, as they tried to leave the Earths atmosphere they would disintegrate.
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
Its been talked to death. That thread is around here somewhere ..
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Yeah - I hear that if they fly too high, they get tummy bugs.

<jus kidding>. Birds still need oxygen, bird-brain.
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Giggle****
Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.

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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
too cold and less to no 02 at certain altitude.
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link?
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Its common knowledge no one needs a link only certain birds like raptors and kestrels can fly at really high altitudes and even that isn't very high.
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
Not sure if this has been brought up here yet. I used the search function and couldn't find anything...1dunno1

So, why don't birds fly to the moon? Are they too stoopid to realize it's even there? If I was a bird, I would definitely be a moon bird.
 Quoting: PEC 22940048


really, you were probably the one who made a thread more than once before. Get a life.

IN fact, on editing, there are at least 1 dozen threads, most by the same name.

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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
too cold and less to no 02 at certain altitude.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12064276


link?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22940048


Its common knowledge no one needs a link only certain birds like raptors and kestrels can fly at really high altitudes and even that isn't very high.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28378701


Like a velociraptor? So that's why we don't see them anymore? They all went to the moon?
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
Read this.
[link to uk.answers.yahoo.com]

Wtf is a vulture doing at 37900 feet?
Maybe they do fly to the moon ffs now ive gone insane thank putin
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
too cold and less to no 02 at certain altitude.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12064276


link?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22940048


Its common knowledge no one needs a link only certain birds like raptors and kestrels can fly at really high altitudes and even that isn't very high.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28378701


Like a velociraptor? So that's why we don't see them anymore? They all went to the moon?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22940048


No vultures ate them apparently.
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?

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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
Read this.
[link to uk.answers.yahoo.com]

Wtf is a vulture doing at 37900 feet?
Maybe they do fly to the moon ffs now ive gone insane thank putin
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28378701


Holy sheep shit! that's gotta be at least two thirds of the way there!
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
too cold and less to no 02 at certain altitude.
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link?
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We've already seen butterflies in space, so what not birds?
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
Wow has it come to this now, hell lets just ask the moon birds why there not coming down here. enough with jokes op
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11/27/2012 12:20 AM
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
Read this.
[link to uk.answers.yahoo.com]

Wtf is a vulture doing at 37900 feet?
Maybe they do fly to the moon ffs now ive gone insane thank putin
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28378701


Holy sheep shit! that's gotta be at least two thirds of the way there!
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No its not the moon is 384,400 kms away putin
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
A lil birdiee told me so, does not help. Oh that was the kicker for this joke if you did not catch it. gheez
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
Hey,I bet they do not tell all the other birds that they have been to the moon when they have not Lol truth is i think they do not fly to the moon for the same reasons they do fly north and south as the seasons change.Because they do what they have been programmed to do or engineered to do.Nothing else.

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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
I do not know but I wish Liberals would learn too.
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
too cold and less to no 02 at certain altitude.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12064276


link?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22940048


Its common knowledge no one needs a link only certain birds like raptors and kestrels can fly at really high altitudes and even that isn't very high.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28378701


Like a velociraptor? So that's why we don't see them anymore? They all went to the moon?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22940048


:velocirapture:
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
Read this.
[link to uk.answers.yahoo.com]

Wtf is a vulture doing at 37900 feet?
Maybe they do fly to the moon ffs now ive gone insane thank putin
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28378701


Holy sheep shit! that's gotta be at least two thirds of the way there!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22940048


No its not the moon is 384,400 kms away putin
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give or take.
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11/27/2012 12:34 AM
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
Persue this further, OP ...

YOU may be onto something.

(Or NOT).

DIG!
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11/27/2012 12:58 AM
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Persue this further, OP ...

YOU may be onto something.

(Or NOT).

DIG!
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yessir
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
THEY DO!!!

They are called MOON BIRDS!!


Look it up!

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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
Seems a stupid thread but its not
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
In a previous life I was a space canary

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