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Why don't birds fly to the moon?

 
Anonymous Coward
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11/28/2012 08:55 PM
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
because they will die because there is no oxygen in outer space
 Quoting: joe 25641849


lol, they couldn't even get there if they tried - even if they didn't need oxygen. They can't fly fast enough to reach escape velocity.

But, they can only fly so high due to the oxygen levels thinning more and more as you climb higher. As they rise higher, the amount of energy required to keep going increases, the more the need for oxygen increases, but the less oxygen there is. So, based on their weight, size, energy needs and other factors they hit a '0' point where they can't go any higher.
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11/28/2012 08:57 PM
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
2 threads pinned about birds flying to the moon?.... I hate this site now.... smfh...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26817230


Yes and why are two threads with this same title pinned?
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11/28/2012 08:58 PM
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
Not sure if this has been brought up here yet. I used the search function and couldn't find anything...1dunno1

So, why don't birds fly to the moon? Are they too stoopid to realize it's even there? If I was a bird, I would definitely be a moon bird.
 Quoting: PEC 22940048


How do you know they don't?
you know they don't because you were taught they don't.
did you ever think of asking a bird?
bet not.
why?
'cos you think it would be a silly idea.

do birds fly to the moon?

no.

why?

'cos theres no trees to land and rest on on the 250000mile journey.

have a nice day.

:o]

H.A.N.D.
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
Because Mars is nicer this time of year...
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11/28/2012 09:12 PM
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
The coconuts are too heavy to allow the birds to achieve escape velocity and therefore are bound by earth's gravitational pull.
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11/28/2012 09:15 PM
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
They have no interest in a huge floating ball of cheese. To make sure thought, I will befriend a local pigeon and get this all straightened out.
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11/28/2012 09:22 PM
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
I think the title should be "Why don't birds fly toward the moon?"
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11/28/2012 09:23 PM
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
They have no interest in a huge floating ball of cheese. To make sure thought, I will befriend a local pigeon and get this all straightened out.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28570442


Well... pigeons maybe. I was talking about African swallows.
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
Only Russian birds can fly to the moon since NASA shut down flights to space.
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11/28/2012 09:30 PM
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
Only Russian birds can fly to the moon since NASA shut down flights to space.
 Quoting: Saratonin

in russia, the moon flies to the birds
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11/28/2012 09:35 PM
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
Why the fuck is this shit pinned. ban whoever pinned it. its bollocks
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
and as for O2 levels. thats a lot less than the needed actual AIR for there wings to beat against to keep them up. Start thinking ppl - dont be shit.
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
2 threads pinned about birds flying to the moon?.... I hate this site now.... smfh...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26817230


Yes and why are two threads with this same title pinned?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25861717


Have you seen the moon tonight??

I wish I still had a telescope. People are saying it's Jupiter, but without my scope, I don't know. It's REALLY bright and around here, when the moon is out, its light usually blots all the stars and planets in that section of the sky!
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11/28/2012 09:44 PM
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
Fly me to the moon
Let me play among the stars
Let me see what spring is like
On a, Jupiter and Mars
In other words, hold my hand
In other words, baby, kiss me

SmileyWink
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11/28/2012 09:52 PM
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
Fly me to the moon
Let me play among the stars
Let me see what spring is like
On a, Jupiter and Mars
In other words, hold my hand
In other words, baby, kiss me

SmileyWink
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12877760


You ought to put your poem to music. Maybe make a song?
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
Fine I'll do it for you...


BASED ON A TRUE STORE hehehe

Moonbird
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artist/creator: Mike Higgs
appearances: 1970s / Associated Newspapers


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Remember Moonbird? - He lived on the moon with a flock of similar moonchicks
and moonhens. The colony was protected by the all-seeing Moonhawk. No two
moonbirds were the same, each having their own unique colour and pattern.
Surprising, then, to find that our star Moonbird was just plain old white. Anyway,
our cheery bird regularly followed a moonbeam down to earth where he could
experience all the quirks and quandries of our modern earthly existence...

Moonbird first appeared as daily strips in various Associated Newspaper titles.
In the early eighties, creator Mike Higgs regenerated the flighty fellow into a
childrens picture book character. Titles included:

Moonbird
Moonbird to the Rescue
Moonbird and the Unicorn
Moonbird and the Space Pirates

[link to www.toonhound.com]

Moooon Birds.... hiding
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28258442


OMG! I have seen these! uhoh

There is a video on U-tube MoonBirds are EVIL gaah

YOU GUYS ARE MESSING WITH FIRE!!! DON'T YOU DARE SUMMON THOSE F_CKIN MOONBIRDS DOWN TO EARTH!!!

you have been warned..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26015539


I'm so sorry!!! I didn't know!!?? verysad


gaahgaahgaahgaahgaahgaah

WE ARE DOOMED!!!!
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
Probably the same reason you don't go hike and live in the Amazon. Too far away.
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11/28/2012 09:59 PM
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
They have!!! Seriously, it made headlines worldwide. Remember? ... "the eagle has landed"? Last I checked an eagle is a bird. ... no charge.
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11/28/2012 10:06 PM
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
I'm scared to go there.

scared

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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
Obvious troll is obvious.
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11/28/2012 10:13 PM
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
Not sure if this has been brought up here yet. I used the search function and couldn't find anything...1dunno1

So, why don't birds fly to the moon? Are they too stoopid to realize it's even there? If I was a bird, I would definitely be a moon bird.
 Quoting: PEC 22940048


I think you're too stupid to realize what "escape velocity" is.

Anyway, that phrase should keep you busy for the next couple of years or so. I have a suggestion...GOOGLE IT.

putin
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11/28/2012 10:14 PM

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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
lmao.

i saw 2 and picked this one, glad i did.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27851254


you should also visit her sister thread. when you combine the responses from the two, the answer becomes very clear.

Last Edited by Parabola on 11/28/2012 10:14 PM
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11/28/2012 10:15 PM
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
Lack of atmosphere,,DURH!!!!
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11/28/2012 10:16 PM
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
You have GOT to be a product of the US school system
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11/28/2012 10:16 PM
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
Lack of atmosphere,,DURH!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27906611


Why don't you dig a hole to China?
Anonymous Coward
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11/28/2012 10:18 PM
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
You have GOT to be a product of the US school system
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26478216


Not the type I went to!

Sounds more like a Zombie to me.
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11/28/2012 10:19 PM
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
*sings*
...just like me, they long to be...close to yooooou*

eyebatgrinning
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
Seems a stupid thread but its not
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28563647


yes it is, the moon is about 350 000 km away, there is no Oxigen and the lack of presure would blow their little body...why do i have to explain this?? this is ridiculus!!
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
they don't eat cheese.
+++ with a bunny hat +++
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11/28/2012 10:21 PM
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
Not sure if this has been brought up here yet. I used the search function and couldn't find anything...1dunno1

So, why don't birds fly to the moon? Are they too stoopid to realize it's even there? If I was a bird, I would definitely be a moon bird.
 Quoting: PEC 22940048


Trin? Is that you? ROFL! Trying to drum up a little business..hehe!

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