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Why don't birds fly to the moon?

 
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11/28/2012 10:21 PM

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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
they don't eat cheese.
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
Because theres no air in space duh!


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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
Not this again!!!



Thread: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?



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Last Edited by Bluebird on 11/28/2012 10:42 PM
One of the most important aspects of conspiracy theories is being able to discern when there isn't one.

Oh yeah, like you'd understand anyway.

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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
Not sure if this has been brought up here yet. I used the search function and couldn't find anything...1dunno1

So, why don't birds fly to the moon? Are they too stoopid to realize it's even there? If I was a bird, I would definitely be a moon bird.
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You have a bird brain, why dont you tell us?
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
I am a moon bird, posting this from the moon.

WTF is taking you guys so long to get here? You just flap real hard.
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
Not sure if this has been brought up here yet. I used the search function and couldn't find anything...1dunno1

So, why don't birds fly to the moon? Are they too stoopid to realize it's even there? If I was a bird, I would definitely be a moon bird.
 Quoting: PEC 22940048


no trees ,duh !
and those damned airplanes keep hitting the ones who try
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
They don't particularly care for cheese.
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2 threads pinned about birds flying to the moon?.... I hate this site now.... smfh...
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Yes and why are two threads with this same title pinned?
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I don't really know but this shit has got to be stopped.... or else this website will lose ALL people who actually do investigative research... it's already lost many of those.... maybe that is their mission though>? SMH
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
I don't even know why they suddenly appear- every time you are near...
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
Easy , birds actually don't want to go to the moon, no food nor water !!

whatever
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
You went full retard bro
tard
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
Read this.
[link to uk.answers.yahoo.com]

Wtf is a vulture doing at 37900 feet?
Maybe they do fly to the moon ffs now ive gone insane thank putin
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
Are they too stoopid to realize it's even there?

too easy...
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
I am a moon bird, posting this from the moon.

WTF is taking you guys so long to get here? You just flap real hard.
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
They do, but they all burn up on reentry.
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
Not sure if this has been brought up here yet. I used the search function and couldn't find anything...1dunno1

So, why don't birds fly to the moon? Are they too stoopid to realize it's even there? If I was a bird, I would definitely be a moon bird.
 Quoting: PEC 22940048


How do YOU know they don't?

I can think of no positive means of knowing for sure.
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shillhouse, you are more tarded than i thought. hilarious.
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
A few years ago, I was looking at the moon with my telescope and saw a flock of geese fly across the moon. Then I heard them. Hearing them came much later than seeing them. So from this we can assume that geese on the moon are really loud. And in space no one can hear you scream, but evidently they can hear you honk.

It is so unscientific to imagine that birds are not on the moon, as they are after all, migratory, some of them. You just have to keep looking. I'd suggest at least an 8" Schmidt or a 3" refractor type telescope and patience.

Also, since you are in Canada, OP, you have an advantage in your viewing as you are closer to the top of the world and therefore closer to the moon. We are going to have to depend on you to do the majority of the viewing and get you to report back to us.

Thanks for your inquiry, and don't forget to wear sunscreen while you watch the moon, because it is always a bright sunny day on the moon, and that reflected light can be harsh.

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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
Not sure if this has been brought up here yet. I used the search function and couldn't find anything...1dunno1

So, why don't birds fly to the moon? Are they too stoopid to realize it's even there? If I was a bird, I would definitely be a moon bird.
 Quoting: PEC 22940048


They do, you're just too stupid to realize it.
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
Not sure if this has been brought up here yet. I used the search function and couldn't find anything...1dunno1

So, why don't birds fly to the moon? Are they too stoopid to realize it's even there? If I was a bird, I would definitely be a moon bird.
 Quoting: PEC 22940048


putin
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
Why the fuck is this pinned? Un-pin it you fucking idiots.

putin

Last Edited by InfiniteTopHat on 11/29/2012 12:31 AM
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
Birds do infact fly to the moon
there is a giant bird colony there

All birds go there on a mass religious pilgramage .

it takes between 1 and 2 years to fly there
and many do not complete the journey due to the dangers
of bird space flight.
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11/29/2012 12:59 AM
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UPDATE-----Well, I have been looking at the moon with my binoculars for 2 nights in a row now with no luck. I think tonight I will try to look through the binoculars, into the scope of my rifle for maximum zoomage. If I see one, I will try to shoot it down for evidence. Gonna shut up these moonbird shills once and for all!
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One way to time travel:
[link to www.gutenberg.org]
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
cruise Seriously? You've gotta ask?

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