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Liberals and leftists are a fucking planetwide cancer.

 
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11/27/2012 04:06 AM
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Re: Liberals and leftists are a fucking planetwide cancer.
Seriously, is there any hope?
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sorry pal but
YOU ARE THE PROBLEM WITH THIS WORLD

I guess you love religion war and capitalism, huh?

hows that workin for ya


asshole
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Guess you love faggotry taking over culture, immigrants seeding your daughter's womb, and paying out the ass for welfare for people who hate your guts.

How's that workin for ya?
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love faggotry ?
no not really.
love immigrants seeding your daughter's womb?
my daughters boyfriend is french/irish .
asshole everyone in america is an immigrant.
pay for welfare?

trust me ,some people, you DONT want in the workplace.
not everyone can have a job dumbnuts.

you are one cold mean, racists motherfucker
so
Go fuck yourself
but thats probably what your doin already ,huh?
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11/27/2012 04:08 AM
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Re: Liberals and leftists are a fucking planetwide cancer.
Seriously, is there any hope?
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We will always win and your type will always lose.

Why? Because in long historical distances the people became more and more "left". What was "left" hundred years ago, is now "right". And what was "right" 100 years ago was 200 years ago "left". What's now "left" will be "right" in 100 years.

You see: mankind came from far "right" (neandertalers hitting each other with cutgels) and moves constantly to the "left" (humanity).
So rightwings will always be the losers, always the ones who live in the past, while leftwings go into the future.

Your type is only an annoying brake for the progress.
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well said man
well said
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11/27/2012 04:34 AM
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Seriously, is there any hope?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28434736


sorry pal but
YOU ARE THE PROBLEM WITH THIS WORLD

I guess you love religion war and capitalism, huh?

hows that workin for ya


asshole
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28485923


Guess you love faggotry taking over culture, immigrants seeding your daughter's womb, and paying out the ass for welfare for people who hate your guts.

How's that workin for ya?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28434736


This guy is probably a religitard, uneducated, Glen Beck dick sucking American serviceman from middle America stationed at Okinawa where he can rape Japanese boys with impunity...
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No, a black gay lesbo, liberal, feminist. probably fat as well
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11/27/2012 05:38 AM
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Pubic hair is not just a biological accident that forces us to the waxing salon. It serves three critical functions. First, it protects the delicate vagina. Second, it serves as a reproductive billboard to alert potential mates that you are biologically (if not emotionally) prepared to procreate. And last, it's a pheromone carpet and traps the scents that lead potential mates to the promised land. So you might think twice before you shave it all off. It's there for a reason. Embrace it.

There are 8000 nerve endings in the clitoris, dedicated exclusively to female pleasure. The penis only has 4000. Who says God didn't take care of us girls?
The average vagina is 3-4 inches long, but fear not if your guy is hung like a horse. The vagina can expand by 200% when sexually aroused, kind of like a balloon. Remember, the vagina was made to birth babies, so it's exceedingly elastic. If you have pain when getting it on with someone large, you can use dilators to help stretch the vagina so you can accommodate the whole package.

The vagina doesn't connect to the lung. While the vagina can expand, it's not an open conduit to the abdominal cavity. While microscopic sperm can swim through a tiny hole in the cervix, a tampon simply won't fit. So if you lose something in there, don't worry. Reach in all the way and pull it out. Do not -- I repeat, do not -- go hunting for whatever you've lost with a pair of pliers. Think of your vagina as being like a sock. If you lose a banana in a sock...it stays in the sock.

Yes, it's true -- your vagina can fall out. Not to belabor the sock metaphor, but it can turn inside out just like a worn out sweat sock and hang between your legs as you get older. But don't fret; this condition -- called pelvic prolapse -- can be fixed.

Vaginas have something in common with sharks. Both contain squalene, a substance that exists in both shark livers and natural vaginal lubricant. (Cue music: "She's a maneater...")

You can catch sexually transmitted diseases even if you use a condom. Sorry to break it to you, but the skin of the vulva can still touch infectious skin of the scrotum -- and BAM! Warts. Herpes. Molluscum contagiosum. Pubic lice. So pick your partners carefully.

The average length of the labia minora is less than ¾ inch long (yes, someone got out a ruler and measured 2981 women). Only 1.8% of women have labia longer than 1 ½ inches. But remember, every vulva is different and special. Some lips hang down. Some are tucked up neatly inside. Some are long. Some are short. Some are even. Some aren't. All are beautiful. You're perfect just the way you are.

While hair on your head can live up to seven years, pubic hair has a life expectancy of about three weeks, which is why it only grows so long. So don't worry if you opt not to groom your pubes -- you won't need to braid them any time soon.

The word "vagina" comes from the Latin root meaning "sheath for a sword," which may explain why some women simply hate the word. So if you don't like the word "vagina," pick your own name for your girly parts. Just call it something and don't be afraid to talk about it.

Only about 30% of women have orgasms from intercourse alone. The clitoris is where the action is. Most women who do orgasm during sex have figured out how to hit their sweet spot, either from positioning or from direct stimulation of the clitoris with fingers.

Increasing evidence suggests that the G spot feels good because it lies right over a deep part of the clitoris. Although experts describe the G spot as being inside the vagina on the anterior wall, just under the urethra, the crura of the clitoris actually runs right there. And a recent study demonstrated that vaginal orgasms may actually be deep clitoral orgasms. But who cares? An orgasm is an orgasm. Appreciate it, regardless of where it comes from.

Vaginal farts (some call them "queefs" or "varts") happen to almost all women at one time or another, especially during sex or other forms of exercise. So don't be embarrassed if your hooha lets out a toot. You're perfectly normal.
Some women do ejaculate during orgasm, but you're normal if you don't. The controversial "female ejaculation" most likely represents two different phenomena. If it's a small amount of milky fluid, it likely comes from the paraurethral glands inside the urethra. If it's a cup, it's probably pee. Many times, it may be a little bit of both. But don't stress out about peeing on yourself. Put a towel under you and surrender to the experience.

Safe sex (or even just orgasm alone) is good for you. Benefits include lowering your risk of heart disease and stroke, reducing your risk of breast cancer, bolstering your immune system, helping you sleep, making you appear more youthful, improving your fitness, regulating menstrual cycles, relieving menstrual cramps, helping with chronic pain, reducing the risk of depression, lowering stress levels, and improving self esteem. So go at it, girlfriends!
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11/27/2012 06:23 AM
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Die Hoffnung stirbt zuletzt.
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11/27/2012 07:21 AM

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From my favorite song -- Won't Get fooled Again --
" We Were Liberated from the Fold that's All "
- Pete Townshend
This system was put in place by a "God" who is long gone, and then taken over by "alien" forces (actually interdimensional beings) who use it to keep us here in prison.Anonymous Coward
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I abduct humans and drink at the same time.

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I`m a Liberal Hippy Scum
AND PROUD OF IT

PEACE
LOVE
FREEDOM
DEMOCRACY
LIBERTY
TRUTH
JUSTICE

Ya
those are horrible qualities huh?
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Bullshit33

You got it backward.
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11/27/2012 09:58 AM
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I`m a Liberal Hippy Scum
AND PROUD OF IT

PEACE
LOVE
FREEDOM
DEMOCRACY
LIBERTY
TRUTH
JUSTICE

Ya
those are horrible qualities huh?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28485923


Liberal peace-don't want any trouble and will let anyone push you around to avoid it. Liberal love- Feel free to fuck anything you want,dudes,goats,horses, whatever man! Liberal freedom- Free to do whatever! cause i aint got no job and as long as the welfare and foodstamps keep rolling in, I aint getting one! Liberal liberty-I got so much liberty I don't even have to show proof that i`m a citizen to vote!(thanks to Obama) Liberal truth-Like when Obama said he`d be the most transparent president ever,and in fact has been the most secretive. Liberal justice-The kind that arrests a man for a patriotic posting on 2-face book for simply stating that our countries in trouble and our leaders are all crooks,yet does nothing to Eric Holder who was found in contempt of congress and then sweeps Benghazi under the carpet.

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