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Looking for a birthday present for my wife! Any suggestions?

 
Micha
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11/27/2012 01:46 AM
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Looking for a birthday present for my wife! Any suggestions?
She's 28 years old, currently watching after our baby at home.
I have no idea what I could give her.

Then I thought - what place could be better to ask for ideas than a conspiracy board full of lunatic lowlife scumbag trolls!

So, GLP - bring it on.

Oh l, and btw. before you mention it ... Yes, she gets the D.
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a dancing ballet coming out of a box with music...just sayin'
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11/27/2012 01:59 AM
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Re: Looking for a birthday present for my wife! Any suggestions?
She's 28 years old, currently watching after our baby at home.
I have no idea what I could give her.

Then I thought - what place could be better to ask for ideas than a conspiracy board full of lunatic lowlife scumbag trolls!

So, GLP - bring it on.

Oh l, and btw. before you mention it ... Yes, she gets the D.
 Quoting: Micha 20940120


Me
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scheming this should be good.
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11/27/2012 02:02 AM
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Re: Looking for a birthday present for my wife! Any suggestions?
She's 28 years old, currently watching after our baby at home.
I have no idea what I could give her.

Then I thought - what place could be better to ask for ideas than a conspiracy board full of lunatic lowlife scumbag trolls!

So, GLP - bring it on.

Oh l, and btw. before you mention it ... Yes, she gets the D.
 Quoting: Micha 20940120


What is the D she gets?
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11/27/2012 02:04 AM
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Re: Looking for a birthday present for my wife! Any suggestions?
She's 28 years old, currently watching after our baby at home.
I have no idea what I could give her.

Then I thought - what place could be better to ask for ideas than a conspiracy board full of lunatic lowlife scumbag trolls!

So, GLP - bring it on.

Oh l, and btw. before you mention it ... Yes, she gets the D.
 Quoting: Micha 20940120


What is the D she gets?
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Really? You don't get it? The one eyed trouser snake?
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11/27/2012 02:05 AM
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11/27/2012 02:08 AM
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Started to look stale.
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11/27/2012 02:12 AM
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Re: Looking for a birthday present for my wife! Any suggestions?
She's 28 years old, currently watching after our baby at home.
I have no idea what I could give her.

Then I thought - what place could be better to ask for ideas than a conspiracy board full of lunatic lowlife scumbag trolls!

So, GLP - bring it on.

Oh l, and btw. before you mention it ... Yes, she gets the D.
 Quoting: Micha 20940120


What is the D she gets?
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Really? You don't get it? The one eyed trouser snake?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20940120


OH! No I didn't get it. DUH! wall


I thought you might mean Diamonds and I was gonna suggest them.

A beautiful pair of diamond earings or an eternity ring.
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11/27/2012 02:17 AM
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maybe figure out something you can make that she would want. i mean sure you could go out and buy something but if you made hersomething it would hold alot more sentimental value in her eyes. just a small suggestion.
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11/27/2012 02:31 AM
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iPad... for her use and the child's
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11/27/2012 02:33 AM
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Re: Looking for a birthday present for my wife! Any suggestions?
She's 28 years old, currently watching after our baby at home.
I have no idea what I could give her.

Then I thought - what place could be better to ask for ideas than a conspiracy board full of lunatic lowlife scumbag trolls!

So, GLP - bring it on.

Oh l, and btw. before you mention it ... Yes, she gets the D.
 Quoting: Micha 20940120


Ein Lebkuchenherz mit "schatzi" or go to Tiffany´s. (We don´t want to know about your "D") Get a nice braclet with a Tiffany heart with your child´s name engraved on it. And don´t be a cheap skate.
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11/27/2012 02:34 AM
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This is an amazing gift... put it at the base of the spine and it increases your blood volume/health. Amazing gadget... quite the healing frequency!
!!!!
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11/27/2012 02:38 AM
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Re: Looking for a birthday present for my wife! Any suggestions?
She's 28 years old, currently watching after our baby at home.
I have no idea what I could give her.

Then I thought - what place could be better to ask for ideas than a conspiracy board full of lunatic lowlife scumbag trolls!

So, GLP - bring it on.

Oh l, and btw. before you mention it ... Yes, she gets the D.
 Quoting: Micha 20940120


Ein Feuerstein ^^
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11/27/2012 02:39 AM
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maybe figure out something you can make that she would want. i mean sure you could go out and buy something but if you made hersomething it would hold alot more sentimental value in her eyes. just a small suggestion.
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it's not his mom and there not little house on the prairie.
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Re: Looking for a birthday present for my wife! Any suggestions?
She's 28 years old, currently watching after our baby at home.
I have no idea what I could give her.

Then I thought - what place could be better to ask for ideas than a conspiracy board full of lunatic lowlife scumbag trolls!

So, GLP - bring it on.

Oh l, and btw. before you mention it ... Yes, she gets the D.
 Quoting: Micha 20940120


What is the D she gets?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1408355



Really? You don't get it? The one eyed trouser snake?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20940120


You are not the most romantic man in the world are you?

She can get that kinda D anywhere she wants to.
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11/27/2012 02:40 AM
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Re: Looking for a birthday present for my wife! Any suggestions?
maybe figure out something you can make that she would want. i mean sure you could go out and buy something but if you made hersomething it would hold alot more sentimental value in her eyes. just a small suggestion.
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it's not his mom and there not little house on the prairie.
horsepoop
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So true! 1rof1
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11/27/2012 02:43 AM
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Alexandrite stone.
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Hitachi Magic Wand
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or this
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11/27/2012 02:46 AM
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A subscription to GLP tounge
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Re: Looking for a birthday present for my wife! Any suggestions?
She's 28 years old, currently watching after our baby at home.
I have no idea what I could give her.
 Quoting: Micha 20940120


Give it a full spa treatment, with makeup, hair dressing, manicure and so one.
Basically, give it few hours that she will "forgot" about the baby.
WARNING! Before open your mouth, please be sure that your brain has been plug in.
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11/27/2012 02:47 AM
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A rose gold bracelet
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Re: Looking for a birthday present for my wife! Any suggestions?
She's 28 years old, currently watching after our baby at home.
I have no idea what I could give her.

Then I thought - what place could be better to ask for ideas than a conspiracy board full of lunatic lowlife scumbag trolls!

So, GLP - bring it on.

Oh l, and btw. before you mention it ... Yes, she gets the D.
 Quoting: Micha 20940120


Although your calling us lunatic lowlife scumbag trolls, I know you don't really mean it lol. You could get her a massage, and mani/ pedi. Gift certificate to an antique store, orthopedic pillow( there really comfy) new painting, take her shoe shopping or purse shopping.
If you woke up breathing, you have another chance!
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11/27/2012 02:55 AM
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A subscription to GLP tounge
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geez man...she could still be sufferin from postpartum and you want to depress her more and send her over the edge? his and the baby's slashed throats will be on your conscious.
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Yard art, new bike or scooter( like moped)
If you woke up breathing, you have another chance!
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Re: Looking for a birthday present for my wife! Any suggestions?
She's 28 years old, currently watching after our baby at home.
I have no idea what I could give her.

Then I thought - what place could be better to ask for ideas than a conspiracy board full of lunatic lowlife scumbag trolls!

So, GLP - bring it on.

Oh l, and btw. before you mention it ... Yes, she gets the D.
 Quoting: Micha 20940120


Although your calling us lunatic lowlife scumbag trolls, I know you don't really mean it lol. You could get her a massage, and mani/ pedi. Gift certificate to an antique store, orthopedic pillow( there really comfy) new painting, take her shoe shopping or purse shopping.
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Great idea - male massure.
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Re: Looking for a birthday present for my wife! Any suggestions?
She's 28 years old, currently watching after our baby at home.
I have no idea what I could give her.

Then I thought - what place could be better to ask for ideas than a conspiracy board full of lunatic lowlife scumbag trolls!

So, GLP - bring it on.

Oh l, and btw. before you mention it ... Yes, she gets the D.
 Quoting: Micha 20940120


What is the D she gets?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1408355



Really? You don't get it? The one eyed trouser snake?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20940120


You are not the most romantic man in the world are you?

She can get that kinda D anywhere she wants to.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1408355






okay then...hows about a nice purdy blue dress and a fat ceegar?
clinton no
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Re: Looking for a birthday present for my wife! Any suggestions?
She's 28 years old, currently watching after our baby at home.
I have no idea what I could give her.

Then I thought - what place could be better to ask for ideas than a conspiracy board full of lunatic lowlife scumbag trolls!

So, GLP - bring it on.

Oh l, and btw. before you mention it ... Yes, she gets the D.
 Quoting: Micha 20940120


You should probably give her the D.

That or a blanket with sleeves. She's not a woman anymore, she's a mom, so maybe some mom pants.

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