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Looking for a birthday present for my wife! Any suggestions?

 
Anonymous Coward
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11/27/2012 03:05 AM
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They say, if you have to ask then you don't know..

Cuddle when all else fails.
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11/27/2012 03:15 AM
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Re: Looking for a birthday present for my wife! Any suggestions?
diet pills
tent dress
a bucket of face cream
a chainsaw
3 packets of chocolate biscuits
18 tacs
306 grains of rice
12 screws and one nail
a piece of paper
one slipper from the charity shops
a large animal like a cow or a horse
42 trinkets made in Bolivia
a match, better make it three
a can of green spray paint
salt
a camera strap
a tin box
16 bandaids
5 coins from Mongolia
a red blanket
My little pony (pale blue)
37 copies of last weeks local newspaper
a plastic knife
a flea collar
eatinmraw
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11/27/2012 03:20 AM
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Re: Looking for a birthday present for my wife! Any suggestions?
diet pills
tent dress
a bucket of face cream
a chainsaw
3 packets of chocolate biscuits
18 tacs
306 grains of rice
12 screws and one nail
a piece of paper
one slipper from the charity shops
a large animal like a cow or a horse
42 trinkets made in Bolivia
a match, better make it three
a can of green spray paint
salt
a camera strap
a tin box
16 bandaids
5 coins from Mongolia
a red blanket
My little pony (pale blue)
37 copies of last weeks local newspaper
a plastic knife
a flea collar
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 602291







damn!!! i would take that minus the diet pills and the one slipper...but pale blue my little pony and i'm all over it.
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11/27/2012 03:22 AM

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Re: Looking for a birthday present for my wife! Any suggestions?
Well, I dont know what you give her for her gift, after all you k.ow her better than anyone. If she likes Spa/ Pampering products... The VERY HIGH END KIND WITHOUT THE HIGH END PRICE....You can go to Beauticontrol.com and every yr this time they have beautiful prepacked/ pre wrapped Spa baskets and Ive never known a woman not to absolutely LOVE these items. You can also start her Birthday by making her breakfast and then when she geta home from work have her favorite flowers for her, Cook dinner aome pasta and her favorite wine. Buy Michael Buble's latest CD ( wink- wink) and when you get her flowers ask the florist for all of their extra rose petals...you can even call the florist a cpl days in.advance and ask them to keep them for you at pickup then after. Dinner you can draw her a bath and be sure to add 5 or 6 votive or tealight candles around the tub. Drop in the rose petals for her and have it waiting on her...or you can draw a heart with the rose petals on the "made" bed.... Pamper her... make her feel deeply loved and wanted and she WILL reciprocate the feelings! Give her your gift somewhere in between.
One year my husband got me diamond earrings and he put them on the bow of a cute little red water filled heart on a stem like the kind you would pick up at a gas station.....LOL.... But it was so shocking to me when he handed it to me and it had a botton on the back you push that plays. A tune. As soon as I looked and saw those sparkling 1 ct. Earrings I was loving it!! I still have that cheap little Rose stemmed heart 12 yrs later just because of the shock factor of him doing something sweet like that. Best of Luck!! Hope her b-day is a good one!
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fresh or saltwater or maybe salty freshwater?jerkit
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11/27/2012 03:24 AM
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Re: Looking for a birthday present for my wife! Any suggestions?
well, from the other posts i can't tell if you want a serious answer, but i've got one so here:

one of my favorite presents that my husband ever gave me was a long, red terry bath robe from victoria's secret. i don't know what your budget is, but at that time, we were young and our kids were young and it seemed like such an extravagant gift. i was really so dazzled and impressed. it was much nicer than any bath robe i would have ever bought myself. loved the bright red color and it was the nice long one so it made getting out of the shower much nicer and warmer and i could wear it around for a bit if i needed to. in fact, it's prob 12? 13? years later now and i STILL have and use the robe every day. which is more than i can say for the husband. ha ha
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well, from the other posts i can't tell if you want a serious answer, but i've got one so here:

one of my favorite presents that my husband ever gave me was a long, red terry bath robe from victoria's secret. i don't know what your budget is, but at that time, we were young and our kids were young and it seemed like such an extravagant gift. i was really so dazzled and impressed. it was much nicer than any bath robe i would have ever bought myself. loved the bright red color and it was the nice long one so it made getting out of the shower much nicer and warmer and i could wear it around for a bit if i needed to. in fact, it's prob 12? 13? years later now and i STILL have and use the robe every day. which is more than i can say for the husband. ha ha
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yes...but if she's a real porker you're gonna have to go to the tent and awning store to get something that size and that shit can get pricey. so if that's the case...go with the bucket of chicken wings. not to spicy if you're thinkin about mounting her later or doggynam style will be totally outta the question.
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I don't know what your wife wants...but I would want a non ending gift card to a hemp shop, or liquor store! Maybe an expensive glass bong.

You know, something to take my mind off of looking after the litter all day! :)
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11/27/2012 03:51 AM

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Re: Looking for a birthday present for my wife! Any suggestions?
She's 28 years old, currently watching after our baby at home.
I have no idea what I could give her.
 Quoting: Micha 20940120


Give it a full spa treatment, with makeup, hair dressing, manicure and so one.
Basically, give it few hours that she will "forgot" about the baby.
 Quoting: Gogu


Agree with above or organise a babysitter, take her out and spoil her.
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A nice telescope. Lol
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11/27/2012 03:59 AM
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What is the D she gets?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1408355



Really? You don't get it? The one eyed trouser snake?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20940120


You are not the most romantic man in the world are you?

She can get that kinda D anywhere she wants to.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1408355






okay then...hows about a nice purdy blue dress and a fat ceegar?
clinton no
 Quoting: eatinmraw 13951732


Now we are thinking. Good idea!

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Get her a nail gun OP, she'll love or she won't.
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GOLD
Any karat, any size, just keep giving gold while you can
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11/27/2012 07:26 AM
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I just bought my girlfriend a bag and a belt...

The hoover has never worked so well!!

Boom Boom!
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11/27/2012 07:30 AM
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Most important, let it be your own idea.
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11/27/2012 07:31 AM
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Re: Looking for a birthday present for my wife! Any suggestions?
She's 28 years old, currently watching after our baby at home.
I have no idea what I could give her.

Then I thought - what place could be better to ask for ideas than a conspiracy board full of lunatic lowlife scumbag trolls!

So, GLP - bring it on.

Oh l, and btw. before you mention it ... Yes, she gets the D.
 Quoting: Micha 20940120


What she probably would appreciate most is a break! So maybe something along the lines of a day spa or similar where she is the center of attention for awhile. Comes in all price ranges, depending on what you get.

A second idea is to start by thinking of the five senses, and see if you can come up with an idea for each. Again, something a bit indulgent. For example - touch:bubble bath, taste:chocolate... etc.
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11/27/2012 07:35 AM
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Re: Looking for a birthday present for my wife! Any suggestions?
Get her the new Ipad Mini.
I promise you she will love you forever.
It is very small and cute. Girls like crap like that.
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11/27/2012 07:36 AM
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Get her the new Ipad Mini.
I promise you she will love you forever.
It is very small and cute. Girls like crap like that.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15215384


Also, it gives her something to play with while you are at work.
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Re: Looking for a birthday present for my wife! Any suggestions?
She's 28 years old, currently watching after our baby at home.
I have no idea what I could give her.

Then I thought - what place could be better to ask for ideas than a conspiracy board full of lunatic lowlife scumbag trolls!

So, GLP - bring it on.

Oh l, and btw. before you mention it ... Yes, she gets the D.
 Quoting: Micha 20940120


What is the D she gets?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1408355


dick dick dick dick dick until one day


whoa baby
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Get her a Onesie-she'll love it
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11/27/2012 07:40 AM

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This right here...she'll love it!
[link to www.youtube.com]
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Giver her a day off.
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This right here...she'll love it!
[link to www.youtube.com]
 Quoting: Wash


Damn...I see someone already suggested it.
Roll Tide Roll.
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Get her a girlfriend that likes you to. Everybody wins.
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How pretty is that.
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A bunch of her favorite flowers and a night on the town. Maybe breakfast in bed the next day.
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Re: Looking for a birthday present for my wife! Any suggestions?
After our twins were born, for my next birthday, my husband took me out and bought me $100 of the best sushi that can be found in our city.....because he knows me.....

The year prior to that, he bought me a much-coveted book that I wanted for my collection......because he knows me....

Give her a gift that tells her that you know her.....

That's the one that will thrill her.

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Does she like sushi?

The sushi robe from The Cat's PJ's is adorable. 100% cotton made in the USA and washes nicely. About $100.
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11/27/2012 09:21 AM
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iPad... for her use and the child's
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Great idea. My GF is an avid book reader and loves the iPad I got for her for reading eBooks. Even young kids love the iPad and iPod Touch - Lots of early learning stuff available and it's fun.
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Re: Looking for a birthday present for my wife! Any suggestions?
She's 28 years old, currently watching after our baby at home.
I have no idea what I could give her.

Then I thought - what place could be better to ask for ideas than a conspiracy board full of lunatic lowlife scumbag trolls!

So, GLP - bring it on.

Oh l, and btw. before you mention it ... Yes, she gets the D.
 Quoting: Micha 20940120


I got my wife a Porshe Carrera 4S convertable for her last B-Day. Dude....

WAY better than flowers, diamonds, shoes; any of that crap.

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