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Looking for a birthday present for my wife! Any suggestions? | |
| Micha User ID: 20940120  Germany11/27/2012 01:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 28564611  Australia11/27/2012 01:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | She's 28 years old, currently watching after our baby at home. Quoting: Micha 20940120 I have no idea what I could give her. Then I thought - what place could be better to ask for ideas than a conspiracy board full of lunatic lowlife scumbag trolls! So, GLP - bring it on. Oh l, and btw. before you mention it ... Yes, she gets the D. Me |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1408355 Australia11/27/2012 02:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | She's 28 years old, currently watching after our baby at home. Quoting: Micha 20940120 I have no idea what I could give her. Then I thought - what place could be better to ask for ideas than a conspiracy board full of lunatic lowlife scumbag trolls! So, GLP - bring it on. Oh l, and btw. before you mention it ... Yes, she gets the D. What is the D she gets? |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 20940120 Germany11/27/2012 02:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | She's 28 years old, currently watching after our baby at home. Quoting: Micha 20940120 I have no idea what I could give her. Then I thought - what place could be better to ask for ideas than a conspiracy board full of lunatic lowlife scumbag trolls! So, GLP - bring it on. Oh l, and btw. before you mention it ... Yes, she gets the D. What is the D she gets? Really? You don't get it? The one eyed trouser snake? |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1579668 United States11/27/2012 02:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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| Only Me Strawberry Girl User ID: 24617692 United States11/27/2012 02:11 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation |  Goodbye, halcyon days... There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1408355 Australia11/27/2012 02:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | She's 28 years old, currently watching after our baby at home. Quoting: Micha 20940120 I have no idea what I could give her. Then I thought - what place could be better to ask for ideas than a conspiracy board full of lunatic lowlife scumbag trolls! So, GLP - bring it on. Oh l, and btw. before you mention it ... Yes, she gets the D. What is the D she gets? Really? You don't get it? The one eyed trouser snake? OH! No I didn't get it. DUH!  I thought you might mean Diamonds and I was gonna suggest them. A beautiful pair of diamond earings or an eternity ring. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 18656211 United States11/27/2012 02:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 28562076 Germany11/27/2012 02:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | She's 28 years old, currently watching after our baby at home. Quoting: Micha 20940120 I have no idea what I could give her. Then I thought - what place could be better to ask for ideas than a conspiracy board full of lunatic lowlife scumbag trolls! So, GLP - bring it on. Oh l, and btw. before you mention it ... Yes, she gets the D. Ein Lebkuchenherz mit "schatzi" or go to Tiffany´s. (We don´t want to know about your "D") Get a nice braclet with a Tiffany heart with your child´s name engraved on it. And don´t be a cheap skate. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 15234726 United States11/27/2012 02:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 26000330 Germany11/27/2012 02:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | She's 28 years old, currently watching after our baby at home. Quoting: Micha 20940120 I have no idea what I could give her. Then I thought - what place could be better to ask for ideas than a conspiracy board full of lunatic lowlife scumbag trolls! So, GLP - bring it on. Oh l, and btw. before you mention it ... Yes, she gets the D. Ein Feuerstein ^^ |
| eatinmraw User ID: 13951732 United States11/27/2012 02:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | maybe figure out something you can make that she would want. i mean sure you could go out and buy something but if you made hersomething it would hold alot more sentimental value in her eyes. just a small suggestion. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18656211 it's not his mom and there not little house on the prairie.  |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1408355 Australia11/27/2012 02:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | She's 28 years old, currently watching after our baby at home. Quoting: Micha 20940120 I have no idea what I could give her. Then I thought - what place could be better to ask for ideas than a conspiracy board full of lunatic lowlife scumbag trolls! So, GLP - bring it on. Oh l, and btw. before you mention it ... Yes, she gets the D. What is the D she gets? Really? You don't get it? The one eyed trouser snake? You are not the most romantic man in the world are you? She can get that kinda D anywhere she wants to. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1408355 Australia11/27/2012 02:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | maybe figure out something you can make that she would want. i mean sure you could go out and buy something but if you made hersomething it would hold alot more sentimental value in her eyes. just a small suggestion. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18656211 it's not his mom and there not little house on the prairie. So true!  |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 5366990 United States11/27/2012 02:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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| Gogu User ID: 4480078  Slovenia11/27/2012 02:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | She's 28 years old, currently watching after our baby at home. Quoting: Micha 20940120 I have no idea what I could give her. Give it a full spa treatment, with makeup, hair dressing, manicure and so one. Basically, give it few hours that she will "forgot" about the baby. WARNING! Before open your mouth, please be sure that your brain has been plug in. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 12365926 United States11/27/2012 02:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| closing eyes User ID: 24721119 United States11/27/2012 02:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | She's 28 years old, currently watching after our baby at home. Quoting: Micha 20940120 I have no idea what I could give her. Then I thought - what place could be better to ask for ideas than a conspiracy board full of lunatic lowlife scumbag trolls! So, GLP - bring it on. Oh l, and btw. before you mention it ... Yes, she gets the D. Although your calling us lunatic lowlife scumbag trolls, I know you don't really mean it lol. You could get her a massage, and mani/ pedi. Gift certificate to an antique store, orthopedic pillow( there really comfy) new painting, take her shoe shopping or purse shopping. If you woke up breathing, you have another chance! |
| eatinmraw User ID: 13951732 United States11/27/2012 02:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1408355 Australia11/27/2012 02:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | She's 28 years old, currently watching after our baby at home. Quoting: Micha 20940120 I have no idea what I could give her. Then I thought - what place could be better to ask for ideas than a conspiracy board full of lunatic lowlife scumbag trolls! So, GLP - bring it on. Oh l, and btw. before you mention it ... Yes, she gets the D. Although your calling us lunatic lowlife scumbag trolls, I know you don't really mean it lol. You could get her a massage, and mani/ pedi. Gift certificate to an antique store, orthopedic pillow( there really comfy) new painting, take her shoe shopping or purse shopping. Great idea - male massure. |
| eatinmraw User ID: 13951732 United States11/27/2012 02:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | She's 28 years old, currently watching after our baby at home. Quoting: Micha 20940120 I have no idea what I could give her. Then I thought - what place could be better to ask for ideas than a conspiracy board full of lunatic lowlife scumbag trolls! So, GLP - bring it on. Oh l, and btw. before you mention it ... Yes, she gets the D. What is the D she gets? Really? You don't get it? The one eyed trouser snake? You are not the most romantic man in the world are you? She can get that kinda D anywhere she wants to. okay then...hows about a nice purdy blue dress and a fat ceegar?  |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 28541203 Canada11/27/2012 03:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 11944869 United States11/27/2012 03:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | She's 28 years old, currently watching after our baby at home. Quoting: Micha 20940120 I have no idea what I could give her. Then I thought - what place could be better to ask for ideas than a conspiracy board full of lunatic lowlife scumbag trolls! So, GLP - bring it on. Oh l, and btw. before you mention it ... Yes, she gets the D. You should probably give her the D. That or a blanket with sleeves. She's not a woman anymore, she's a mom, so maybe some mom pants. |
this should be good.
