Looking for a birthday present for my wife! Any suggestions?

They say, if you have to ask then you don't know..

Cuddle when all else fails.

diet pills
tent dress
a bucket of face cream
a chainsaw
3 packets of chocolate biscuits
18 tacs
306 grains of rice
12 screws and one nail
a piece of paper
one slipper from the charity shops
a large animal like a cow or a horse
42 trinkets made in Bolivia
a match, better make it three
a can of green spray paint
salt
a camera strap
a tin box
16 bandaids
5 coins from Mongolia
a red blanket
My little pony (pale blue)
37 copies of last weeks local newspaper
a plastic knife
a flea collar

damn!!! i would take that minus the diet pills and the one slipper...but pale blue my little pony and i'm all over it.
:dubya:

Well, I dont know what you give her for her gift, after all you k.ow her better than anyone. If she likes Spa/ Pampering products... The VERY HIGH END KIND WITHOUT THE HIGH END PRICE....You can go to Beauticontrol.com and every yr this time they have beautiful prepacked/ pre wrapped Spa baskets and Ive never known a woman not to absolutely LOVE these items. You can also start her Birthday by making her breakfast and then when she geta home from work have her favorite flowers for her, Cook dinner aome pasta and her favorite wine. Buy Michael Buble's latest CD ( wink- wink) and when you get her flowers ask the florist for all of their extra rose petals...you can even call the florist a cpl days in.advance and ask them to keep them for you at pickup then after. Dinner you can draw her a bath and be sure to add 5 or 6 votive or tealight candles around the tub. Drop in the rose petals for her and have it waiting on her...or you can draw a heart with the rose petals on the "made" bed.... Pamper her... make her feel deeply loved and wanted and she WILL reciprocate the feelings! Give her your gift somewhere in between.
One year my husband got me diamond earrings and he put them on the bow of a cute little red water filled heart on a stem like the kind you would pick up at a gas station.....LOL.... But it was so shocking to me when he handed it to me and it had a botton on the back you push that plays. A tune. As soon as I looked and saw those sparkling 1 ct. Earrings I was loving it!! I still have that cheap little Rose stemmed heart 12 yrs later just because of the shock factor of him doing something sweet like that. Best of Luck!! Hope her b-day is a good one!

fresh or saltwater or maybe salty freshwater?

well, from the other posts i can't tell if you want a serious answer, but i've got one so here:

one of my favorite presents that my husband ever gave me was a long, red terry bath robe from victoria's secret. i don't know what your budget is, but at that time, we were young and our kids were young and it seemed like such an extravagant gift. i was really so dazzled and impressed. it was much nicer than any bath robe i would have ever bought myself. loved the bright red color and it was the nice long one so it made getting out of the shower much nicer and warmer and i could wear it around for a bit if i needed to. in fact, it's prob 12? 13? years later now and i STILL have and use the robe every day. which is more than i can say for the husband. ha ha

yes...but if she's a real porker you're gonna have to go to the tent and awning store to get something that size and that shit can get pricey. so if that's the case...go with the bucket of chicken wings. not to spicy if you're thinkin about mounting her later or doggynam style will be totally outta the question.

I don't know what your wife wants...but I would want a non ending gift card to a hemp shop, or liquor store! Maybe an expensive glass bong.

You know, something to take my mind off of looking after the litter all day! :)

Agree with above or organise a babysitter, take her out and spoil her.

A nice telescope. Lol

Now we are thinking. Good idea!

Get her a nail gun OP, she'll love or she won't.

GOLD
Any karat, any size, just keep giving gold while you can

I just bought my girlfriend a bag and a belt...

The hoover has never worked so well!!

Boom Boom!

Most important, let it be your own idea.

What she probably would appreciate most is a break! So maybe something along the lines of a day spa or similar where she is the center of attention for awhile. Comes in all price ranges, depending on what you get.

A second idea is to start by thinking of the five senses, and see if you can come up with an idea for each. Again, something a bit indulgent. For example - touch:bubble bath, taste:chocolate... etc.

Get her the new Ipad Mini.
I promise you she will love you forever.
It is very small and cute. Girls like crap like that.

Also, it gives her something to play with while you are at work.

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whoa baby

Get her a Onesie-she'll love it

This right here...she'll love it!
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Giver her a day off.

Damn...I see someone already suggested it.

Get her a girlfriend that likes you to. Everybody wins.

How pretty is that.

A bunch of her favorite flowers and a night on the town. Maybe breakfast in bed the next day.

After our twins were born, for my next birthday, my husband took me out and bought me $100 of the best sushi that can be found in our city.....because he knows me.....

The year prior to that, he bought me a much-coveted book that I wanted for my collection......because he knows me....

Give her a gift that tells her that you know her.....

That's the one that will thrill her.

Last Edited by Dried Up Hag on 11/27/2012 07:50 AM

Does she like sushi?

The sushi robe from The Cat's PJ's is adorable. 100% cotton made in the USA and washes nicely. About $100.

Great idea. My GF is an avid book reader and loves the iPad I got for her for reading eBooks. Even young kids love the iPad and iPod Touch - Lots of early learning stuff available and it's fun.

I got my wife a Porshe Carrera 4S convertable for her last B-Day. Dude....

WAY better than flowers, diamonds, shoes; any of that crap.