Genetically Engineered Food will Save You

Genetically altered and engineered foods are made to save you from the evil communist plot to take over the world. By eating genetically engineered food, you are protecting yourself from the harmful devil rays emitted by communism.

Also:

Radiation is good for you.

Cancer is not a disease it is a special fun-sack which acts like caffeine.

Carbon MONOXIDE is healthy to breath, Jesus said so.

The earth is only 5000 years old, and the proof is buried with Jimmy Hoffa.

If you vote for democrats you will burn in hell for all eternity, but if you vote for Mormons who want you to eat genetically engineered food, there's a special place in heaven for you.