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Russian Joke.

 
CROW

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11/27/2012 05:17 AM

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Questioning: Why did chicken cross road?

Answering: I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers rape her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.
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11/27/2012 05:26 AM
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Are you gonna tell us the joke then or what?..
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11/27/2012 05:30 AM
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Oh man,that's hilarious.
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11/27/2012 05:35 AM
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cruise

I will transmit this comedy to Vladimir.

Last Edited by Brian Moser on 11/27/2012 05:36 AM
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11/27/2012 05:35 AM

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Latvian walk into bar with mule. Bartender say, “Why so long face?” Latvian say, “I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby. “
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11/27/2012 05:37 AM

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11/27/2012 05:44 AM
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Questioning: Why did chicken cross road?

Answering: I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers rape her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.
 Quoting: CROW


wicked joke bro.
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11/27/2012 05:49 AM
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Sie haben sich diese Witze doch selber ausgedacht!
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11/27/2012 05:57 AM

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Sie haben sich diese Witze doch selber ausgedacht!
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My German is crap, but Im pretty sure its "The Russians are coming"?
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11/27/2012 05:58 AM
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[link to t0.gstatic.com]
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11/27/2012 05:58 AM
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Sie haben sich diese Witze doch selber ausgedacht!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28383150


My German is crap, but Im pretty sure its "The Russians are coming"?
 Quoting: CROW


"Sie haben sich diese Witze doch selber ausgedacht!" translates to 'You made those jokes up yourself, didnt you?'
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11/27/2012 06:00 AM
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mami mami, i dont want to go to australia.

shut up and dig!
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11/27/2012 06:00 AM

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Sie haben sich diese Witze doch selber ausgedacht!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28383150


My German is crap, but Im pretty sure its "The Russians are coming"?
 Quoting: CROW


Ha! Your translation is infinite times better than google's : "Check out these jokes have yet invented himself!"
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11/27/2012 06:13 AM

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Janis: I hope my son does not die during night.
Guntis: What is "hope"?
Janis: Yes. I know what you say.
Guntis: No. I am serious. What is hope?
Janis: In truth, I do not know.
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11/27/2012 06:24 AM
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Sie haben sich diese Witze doch selber ausgedacht!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28383150


My German is crap, but Im pretty sure its "The Russians are coming"?
 Quoting: CROW


Ha! Your translation is infinite times better than google's : "Check out these jokes have yet invented himself!"
 Quoting: Parabola


Thanks. native german speaker here.
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Questioning: Why did chicken cross road?

Answering: I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers rape her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.
 Quoting: CROW


lol.
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11/27/2012 06:27 AM
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Last one here

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OMG!! Bwahaha!
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11/27/2012 06:30 AM
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11/27/2012 05:04 PM

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BUMP?...DA
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11/27/2012 05:20 PM
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that's just so sad.. biednazhka!

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