OK!, I Give UP, I Am a Conservative, I Am Beaten, And If You Can't Beat Them, Join Them!

Sounds like you have all bases covered!

No, don't be a joiner of any such things, to do so is to give up your integrity.

and it increases the division of man.

If you are a true conservative, then you realize your conviction is programmed into you beyond the atomic level. You can't relent, because you understand you'll concede your soul if you do. I make no mistake about it - it's getting progressively more difficult by the day to participate and engage in this diabolical condition we're surrounded by. And I realize that in short order, dissenters will be treated like common criminals. Perhaps worse, since common criminals will be co-opted into voting liberal and therefore, pardoned. When do we actively push back? I just don't know. Conversely, when do we stop feeding the hydra? Today. This morning. Right now, whenever possible. With luck, so will someone else. And sooner than later, from one will come many.

bahahahhaha nice pic haven't seen that one before :)

"What's wrong with saving the environment?"

"We need more jobs."

"It's the government's responsibility to save
people from natural disasters"

"Walmart is evil. So is McDonalds and General
Electric." (Even though they are corporations
like Westport Innovations or 3M company)

"Time's change."

"It's the city's responsibility to build more
bicycle infrastructure."

"What's your favorite App?"

"We need to have an IKEA party"

This is terrific.

You will need to:

Hate private business

Hate Guns

Hate Christians

Hate Conservatives

Hate oil

Hate the constitution because it's outdated

Hate America's Sovereignty

Hate the 1st amendment

Then once you have all these things down that you must HATE, claim to stand for tolerance.

YOU ARE OFF TO A GOOO start blaming Bush, a black lady at work was doing that before the election.
But it doesn't stop there, remember, everything is always somebody elses "fault".
You don't have anything because some rich guy took it from you, never mind that he worked his way through school and put in 30 years at work,you have nothing because of him, has nothing to do with a lifetime crack habit.
If you're a woman its a mans fault, always, never mind you screwed all of your mans friends, hes' to blame.
Doesnt work the other way of course, its never a womans fault, get serious.
The only people or enities you can't blame are the govt, collectivist looters, unions, Democrats, enviromentalists,
commies, illegal aliens, etc.
In other words, the real causes of todays trouble are off limits.
Enjoy your Obama fone, health care, food stamps,ebt, sec 8
housing, etc, and always remember the cardinal rule, if they
work for a living, pay taxes, etc, they are fair game

Lima's right, there isn't much more a liberal can fit into their tiny cranial capacities.

You will have to become a hypocrite. You can bash the crap out of Condi Rice but if someone disagrees with Susan Rice, you have to scream racist & sexist. You will live by a double standard. You can never wish someone a Merry Christmas or Happy Hanuka. You will be offended at all references to religion and religious holidays yet you will still celebrate them.

LOLOL! Great one



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Last Edited by IssueX on 11/27/2012 12:26 PM

I suggest you grow a set of balls an stand up with the rest of us who got backbone,you better wash that yeller off your belly!Maggot!........................................

Last Edited by Mi'Kmaq on 11/27/2012 01:56 PM

All kidding aside, that was frighteningly accurate!

I will postpone the lobotomy to consider this post more fully.

I don't know if I have the hate in me to live up to this list.

In my neighborhood they hate "The Coal Train" no we don't have any coal mines, just a coal train that wants to go through to the port to ship coal, do these pampered city assholes realize that someone somewhere is supporting their family by mining coal?

These are awesome, I will make flashcards!

I just don't understand why they let these racists vote at all!

(wow I just scared myself, where did that come from)

Neither have I, pretty funny, but I have seen city busses that run on natural gas. Have you seen them? They're not easy to miss, very big things with signs on them that say they run on natural gas.

OP your gonna have to gay marry also.

Well, the "It's Bush's fault" is a time-tested technique, but if you're really in this for the long haul you're going to have to learn to whip out the Race Card. It's great because it isn't even really situational; when you're losing and anyone's not a minority and even tangentially involved, you just point to them and say, "That's racist!" The more offended you sound, the better.

Well, OK I guess I could do all that if there is a free phone involved

so any criticism of a "person of color" means you are racist? I see, But what if the person you are criticizing is a dumb shit that happens to be black?

I guess I'm over thinking it, but what if they don't stop after I call them a racist? and I don't have any answers for them? Can I stick my fingers in my ears and go La La La La... Is THAT a good argument?

Perhaps thing will look different AFTER the lobotomy

That's easy. You just call that person an Uncle Tom. Next.

After? You mean like if they don't just give up to protect their reputation from false accusations that could destroy a career? Hang on, I'm not to that chapter in Rules for Radicals yet.

NEED MORE HELP! I feel myself being sucked back into conservatism!!, it won't let me go......

Please help me learn to be a liberal, I want to be a sheeple Bah.....Bah (damn it, it's not working)