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Going into the military but don't want to leave my girlfriend

 
dookie stain
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11/27/2012 02:38 PM
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Re: Going into the military but don't want to leave my girlfriend
You'll get your "Jodie" letter during Basic training.....they all do....don't sweat it...if the Navy wanted you to have a GF, they'll issue you one....
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11/27/2012 02:39 PM
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Vaginas will come and go. Drop this little bitch and enjoy your navy career without emotional baggage from some immature cunthole. You will get plenty of pussy in every port. I guarantee a week after you are at sea, she has a new penis buried to the hilt in her abortion scarred uterus.
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11/27/2012 02:40 PM

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You could always turn fag OP...I wouldn't, but maybe it's the right choice for you...
With freedom comes responsibility.

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11/27/2012 02:41 PM
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Re: Going into the military but don't want to leave my girlfriend
OP I was in special forces training. I had a woman I loved more than life, even my existence. We were in love, and it was like no other love Ihave ever seen.

She was in school. She slept with many others. I brushed it off, ans she implied that it was because I was in the Army, So I droped Special forces training and got out for cancer, to be with her. She then walked the other way.

If I had not dedicated my life to her, I would be a Green Beret who just had some cancer cut out.

In the end though, I am not a killer, and have no passion to for anyone.

Make your choice for you and no one. NO ONE else.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25196431


Mad respect that you were in special forces training, but yeah lol I remember the first day of highschool my dad said to me "Travis you don't need no girl in your life until you are 25" should've listened. He was a green beret before he met my mom then went into warrant officer and flew apaches but if you aren't old enough I'd say go back in and try out for special forces
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11/27/2012 02:41 PM

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Re: Going into the military but don't want to leave my girlfriend
You'll get your "Jodie" letter during Basic training.....they all do....don't sweat it...if the Navy wanted you to have a GF, they'll issue you one....
 Quoting: dookie stain 1404507


lol Heard that one before, usually when somebody wants to get married. "If the Navy wanted you to have a wife, she'd have been issued with your seabag!"
It's good to be open-minded, just don't let your brain fall out.
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11/27/2012 02:42 PM
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Re: Going into the military but don't want to leave my girlfriend
Vaginas will come and go. Drop this little bitch and enjoy your navy career without emotional baggage from some immature cunthole. You will get plenty of pussy in every port. I guarantee a week after you are at sea, she has a new penis buried to the hilt in her abortion scarred uterus.
 Quoting: David Fap


Haha I laughed out loud to this, but you know it's not that simple
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11/27/2012 02:44 PM
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Re: Going into the military but don't want to leave my girlfriend
its over OP.

sorry
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Have you watched army wives? There ya go it can work for ya just knock her up and she can live on one of the bases.
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Don't worry OP, I'll take real good care of her.
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Give her a good kiss goodbye ...she is young and most likely won't wait for you.
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Sorry OP we're just looking out for you.
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Lol I know I appreciate it
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11/28/2012 09:59 AM
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Re: Going into the military but don't want to leave my girlfriend
As a 21 year Navy veteran I can relate to your situation. First of all I had a long term girlfriend when I joined up. I knew it was over the day i left for basic, its tough, but after a few weeks of being apart you will move on. Second, the first foreign port should cure you of any thoughts of her. lastly, you dont "choose" SEAL, you are selected if lucky. Dont be fooled by recruiters, pick a job that you can use on the outside world when you get out.
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11/28/2012 11:31 AM
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I saw guy's get The "letter" but one thing i can say when you go too tech school there's LOTS of pussy around everywhere plus if your sneaky you can jump threw the windows at night and get a threesome!!! By the way i was Airforce CE worked with alot of seabee's and aside from the little bee with the tommy gun you navy guy's are ok.....oh and the name on the pants...lol
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11/28/2012 11:38 AM
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You will get laid after basic man and with chicks that hot as hell, women need sex just as bad as men and 9 weeks of no penis best bet is to hit the px/bx at whatever base your at and make a game of how many chick you can bang in a week. Eww oh and i did bang a black chick once and while playing video games in the day room mentioned that to friend and he was shouting hey fellas who's bang airman so and so........hands raised up like they were giving away foodstamps...
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11/28/2012 11:55 AM
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Re: Going into the military but don't want to leave my girlfriend
Probably the saddest day, find out I'm leaving mid December for the navy and I promise I found the love of my life. Idk what to do because she's still in school and I won't be able to see her at all. :/
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i did the same thing. end up marrying her after boot camp and been married for over 25 years. The military is however very hard on marriages/relationships. I used to spend 600 a month on freakin phone calls and lots of letters. Now you have skype, email and texting. so stop whinning and get engaged. You will learn to trust her because you will have no option. good luck
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11/28/2012 11:58 AM
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Re: Going into the military but don't want to leave my girlfriend
You will get laid after basic man and with chicks that hot as hell, women need sex just as bad as men and 9 weeks of no penis best bet is to hit the px/bx at whatever base your at and make a game of how many chick you can bang in a week. Eww oh and i did bang a black chick once and while playing video games in the day room mentioned that to friend and he was shouting hey fellas who's bang airman so and so........hands raised up like they were giving away foodstamps...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27811152


in the military men out number the girls 10 to 1(area's around military base camps etc). guys will start to settle for skanks. get engaged.
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11/28/2012 11:59 AM
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Re: Going into the military but don't want to leave my girlfriend
You made the mistake of giving yourself up to be used as a pawn by the government.

Now you have lost your girlfriend too.

See, being in the military is a mistake. You are just a (barely) paid mercenary to do the dirty work of the rich overlords.
David Fap

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11/30/2012 03:26 PM
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Re: Going into the military but don't want to leave my girlfriend
Vaginas will come and go. Drop this little bitch and enjoy your navy career without emotional baggage from some immature cunthole. You will get plenty of pussy in every port. I guarantee a week after you are at sea, she has a new penis buried to the hilt in her abortion scarred uterus.
 Quoting: David Fap


Haha I laughed out loud to this, but you know it's not that simple
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16492162


Actually, it is. You may not see it now, but in a year you will remember my words and laugh at how true it all was.
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