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43 Days until Possible End of Earth according to Amateur Astronomer.

 
Hyman Goldstein
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43 Days until Possible End of Earth according to Amateur Astronomer.
He was drunk and asked me not to tell people this, but when he was drunk, he said that on the other side of the sun, rapidly closing to a Solar miss that will be about as far out as Mercury there is a large space body about three miles in length. If calculations are right, it will sweep past the sun, and be curved directly towards the earth. He thinks it will hit Earth but the exact time and place can only be determined by checking its path after it is leaving the sun and headed toward us

Are there any other astronomers who have been searching for asteroids in that area in space?

If it is going to pass as close as Mercury, why can't the sun just suck it in.

Personally, I think he was just talking shit because of the alcohol.
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interesting, thanks
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Re: 43 Days until Possible End of Earth according to Amateur Astronomer.
oh nvm they're friends.
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Hyman Goldstein (OP)
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11/27/2012 08:21 PM
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Re: 43 Days until Possible End of Earth according to Amateur Astronomer.
There has to be somebody out there who can confirm this or deny it. Somebody has to be looking towards the sun for Asteroids.

My drunk friend said something about it coming from the Galactic Plane as opposed to from the asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter.
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11/27/2012 08:27 PM
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Re: 43 Days until Possible End of Earth according to Amateur Astronomer.
He was drunk and asked me not to tell people this, but when he was drunk, he said that on the other side of the sun, rapidly closing to a Solar miss that will be about as far out as Mercury there is a large space body about three miles in length. If calculations are right, it will sweep past the sun, and be curved directly towards the earth. He thinks it will hit Earth but the exact time and place can only be determined by checking its path after it is leaving the sun and headed toward us

Are there any other astronomers who have been searching for asteroids in that area in space?

If it is going to pass as close as Mercury, why can't the sun just suck it in.

Personally, I think he was just talking shit because of the alcohol.
 Quoting: Hyman Goldstein 16674316


The same reason comet Lovejoy didn't get sucked into the sun in Dec. 2011.
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11/27/2012 08:37 PM
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Re: 43 Days until Possible End of Earth according to Amateur Astronomer.
If it's close to the sun right now, wouldn't it take longer than 43 days to get here?
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I'd like some of whatever your friend's been drinking.
free your inner baboon.
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11/27/2012 08:40 PM
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Re: 43 Days until Possible End of Earth according to Amateur Astronomer.
yes, astrodog told me about it
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Astro NUT will be here with shilled response in a minute or two, once he has cleared it with Obammy headquarters, and as soon as his turn at the 'knot hole' is over !
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The sun is pure electron mass. The comet is a
wire that connects the broken piece of mass to
it's destination. If that broken piece of mass' function
is to be chosen as a child function of another
magnet like an electron wave from the sun, which
would have less resistance to the sun's CME's,
then wouldn't that piece of mass, hover
around the sun for it's child's parent's function? That
being that the sun desires, and requires that mass
to move in it's orbit, simply by creating enough orbit
every X years to create that comet or that wire to the
planet which needs construction?
hapless moran

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Re: 43 Days until Possible End of Earth according to Amateur Astronomer.
The sun is pure electron mass. The comet is a
wire that connects the broken piece of mass to
it's destination. If that broken piece of mass' function
is to be chosen as a child function of another
magnet like an electron wave from the sun, which
would have less resistance to the sun's CME's,
then wouldn't that piece of mass, hover
around the sun for it's child's parent's function? That
being that the sun desires, and requires that mass
to move in it's orbit, simply by creating enough orbit
every X years to create that comet or that wire to the
planet which needs construction?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28117669


erm
free your inner baboon.
Anonymous Coward
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11/27/2012 08:51 PM
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Re: 43 Days until Possible End of Earth according to Amateur Astronomer.
AC 28117679 .... Your weekend pass from the asylum was UP 3 days ago !

Get OFF the computer and come BACK to your nice warm, cumfy bed !
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Re: 43 Days until Possible End of Earth according to Amateur Astronomer.
Right now we have the object blue beamed to keep it hidden.
Shhhhhhhh....
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Re: 43 Days until Possible End of Earth according to Amateur Astronomer.
The sun is pure electron mass. The comet is a
wire that connects the broken piece of mass to
it's destination. If that broken piece of mass' function
is to be chosen as a child function of another
magnet like an electron wave from the sun, which
would have less resistance to the sun's CME's,
then wouldn't that piece of mass, hover
around the sun for it's child's parent's function? That
being that the sun desires, and requires that mass
to move in it's orbit, simply by creating enough orbit
every X years to create that comet or that wire to the
planet which needs construction?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28117669


erm
 Quoting: hapless moran


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Re: 43 Days until Possible End of Earth according to Amateur Astronomer.
43 Days until Inuit new year according to amateur chicken farmer.
Wild Weasels? You've got to be shitting me!
Hyman Goldstein (OP)
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Re: 43 Days until Possible End of Earth according to Amateur Astronomer.
He was drinking something called Southern Comfort. His father died and there were about 40 bottles of the stuff in his cabinet. The Friend tells me that he is going to stay drunk until the end. That is one hell of a lot of drinking and future drunken rambling.

He asked me to join him, and you know what? Yep, I think I will. If we really are going out, I might as well go out happy.
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11/28/2012 09:59 AM
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Re: 43 Days until Possible End of Earth according to Amateur Astronomer.
Drunk as a skunk and waiting. 42 more days to go. Yahoo!
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11/28/2012 10:06 AM
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Re: 43 Days until Possible End of Earth according to Amateur Astronomer.
I'd like some of whatever your friend's been drinking.
 Quoting: hapless moran


Southern Comfort...the official drink of the BLA (and one of Sub-Commandante BoBo's favorites)!
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11/28/2012 10:16 AM
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Re: 43 Days until Possible End of Earth according to Amateur Astronomer.
Not to worry, NEO website doesn't show anything coming until Feb 2013
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Re: 43 Days until Possible End of Earth according to Amateur Astronomer.
Only thing gonna be flying through the air this Dec is SANTA!!!
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Re: 43 Days until Possible End of Earth according to Amateur Astronomer.
He was drunk and asked me not to tell people this, but when he was drunk, he said that on the other side of the sun, rapidly closing to a Solar miss that will be about as far out as Mercury there is a large space body about three miles in length. If calculations are right, it will sweep past the sun, and be curved directly towards the earth. He thinks it will hit Earth but the exact time and place can only be determined by checking its path after it is leaving the sun and headed toward us

Are there any other astronomers who have been searching for asteroids in that area in space?

If it is going to pass as close as Mercury, why can't the sun just suck it in.

Personally, I think he was just talking shit because of the alcohol.
 Quoting: Hyman Goldstein 16674316


Could this be it as seen on NASA SOHO LASCO C2. It was only visible in one picture. Look at the bright almost triangular shaped object at 12:00 that looks like it has a lot of debris following behind it.

[link to sohowww.nascom.nasa.gov]
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Re: 43 Days until Possible End of Earth according to Amateur Astronomer.
29 days to go. It should be visible in a few days, but you will have to look at the sun to see it. It will be coming to Earth from our south pole. Its trajectory should be curved towards Earth from its near miss of the sun as our orbit takes us closer to the Big Rock. In other words, we are headed towards it and it is headed towards us. IF the sun does not destroy the rock, the impact will be similar to that in the Yucatan 65 Million years ago.

[link to www.sciencedaily.com]
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He's full of shit.
Stop believing the doom. They want you vibrating as low as you possibly can.
Its BS
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

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Re: 43 Days until Possible End of Earth according to Amateur Astronomer.
Personally, I think he was just talking shit because of the alcohol.
 Quoting: Hyman Goldstein 16674316


I think you answered your own question.













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12/11/2012 10:24 AM

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Re: 43 Days until Possible End of Earth according to Amateur Astronomer.
Given the correct speed and trajectory.. the sun could
slingshot the object directly at Earth instead of
'sucking it in'.. as you say...

If there is an object.

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