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Atheist tries Ezekiel Bread

 
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Atheist tries Ezekiel Bread
Editorial by Jim Walker

While walking past the bread section in my local grocery store a few weeks ago, I did a double take at a bread loaf called Ezekiel 4:9. "What?" I exclaimed to myself. Has the world gone so nutty that merchandisers are now taking advantage of gullible religious people? (They also have a Genesis 1:29 bread!)

The Food For Life Corporation apparently thinks that Biblical bread will help sell its products to American Christians. Perhaps it will considering the vast majority of them in America. Food for Life claims that its products are "inspired" by the Holy Scriptures (a poorly disguised euphemism that means that their bread is also inspired by god). What religious person could pass that up? Of course their real inspiration is in making money.

You see, Ezekiel 4:9 refers to a passage in the Bible that describes how to prepare bread with wheat, barley, beans, lentils, millet and fitches (spelt). The problem here is that the biblical recipe was intended to help survive famine during an upcoming siege, not because it tastes good or that it's healthy for you. Barley and millet, throughout history, has been considered a poor man's food. Barley is a hardy grain that survives drought and frosts. It also grows in alkali soils. It is usually fed to livestock, but humans can eat it too if they can stomach the flavor. Millet is a bland tasting grass used mainly in disadvantaged counties to feed the poor (and the seeds are given to birds). It's also found in "natural" food stores because it's exotic (which means that its rarely eaten, especially by well-to-do people). Ezekiel 4:9 bread is also expensive. In fact it was the most expensive bread in the grocery store, a rip-off, if you ask me. Hint: you can make low glycemic barley bread on your own much cheaper (you can find free recipes online).

Just for fun I bought a loaf of Ezekiel 4:9 bread just to see what it tastes like. As I expected, it tastes horrible, just as one would expect from grains and grass that only a starving person would eat. Only if the religious-right's self-fulfilling prophecy of Armageddon comes near (not likely!) and we pagans end up starving before our final demise, maybe then I'll eat it again, but never again, if I have a choice.

[link to www.nobeliefs.com]

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Millet is one of the best sources of vitamin B17 otherwise known as Laetrile.

the author is not only an atheist, he is an idiot. Do you know why Hostess went under? Because wonderbread is not real food and people know that. Keep taking your chemotherapy and glucose/fructose corn syrup moran.
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lol atheist
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Millet is one of the best sources of vitamin B17 otherwise known as Laetrile.

the author is not only an atheist, he is an idiot. Do you know why Hostess went under? Because wonderbread is not real food and people know that. Keep taking your chemotherapy and glucose/fructose corn syrup moran.
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No GMO's too?
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Ezekiel bread contains SOY.
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Eze 4:12 And thou shalt eat it [as] barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight.


Eze 4:13 And the LORD said, Even thus shall the children of Israel eat their defiled bread among the Gentiles, whither I will drive them.


Thanks but no...

Crazy ass Christians.
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lol atheist
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Atheist aren't funny, they are scary. It appears from their behaviour and disregard of societal norms that most are sociopaths. That is why they are dangerous.
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lol atheist
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Atheist aren't funny, they are scary. It appears from their behaviour and disregard of societal norms that most are sociopaths. That is why they are dangerous.
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Go and eat more human dung plx.
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lol atheist
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Atheist aren't funny, they are scary. It appears from their behaviour and disregard of societal norms that most are sociopaths. That is why they are dangerous.
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Go and eat more human dung plx.
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Did you not read the verses from Ezekiel, or did you not understand them?

I do not think they mean what you think they mean.
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There is a lot of ancient wisdom in the Bible, even if one is not Christian or Jewish.

The thing about Ezekiel bread is that the combination of grains, plus the use of sprouted grains, creates a combination of amino acids that makes a complete protein.
Ingenious ancient people discovered a way to get what their bodies needed when animal protein was not available.

That is a wonderful and noteworthy discovery!

The fact that the complete-protein-bread recipe happened to be recorded in a document that has since become so controversial (the Bible is quite controversial) inclines some people to be prejudiced for it, and some against it.

The author of that article is plainly prejudiced against what is actually a wonderful food.

I bet he would be falling all over himself about how wonderful it was if the recipe had been invented by polytheistic ancient Egyptians, Mongolian shamanists, or some other non-Judeo-Christan people.

The author is a fool. Atheism espouses science, and scientific breakthrough. Some ancient Hebrew came up with a wonderful scientific discovery, and the author ridicules it.
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Millet is one of the best sources of vitamin B17 otherwise known as Laetrile.

the author is not only an atheist, he is an idiot. Do you know why Hostess went under? Because wonderbread is not real food and people know that. Keep taking your chemotherapy and glucose/fructose corn syrup moran.
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The best way to disguise a poison is to call it a vitamin.
And you fell for it too.

Say no more.
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I am not a believer... but....how pretentious this is.
"just as one would expect from grains and grass that only a starving person would eat."
Some of the worlds most treasured delicacies are from poor peoples food that only someone starving might eat.

This is the "junk food nation" and they are bitching about this bread? pfft.
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The fact that starving man's rations are not only healthier but more expensive than regular fucking food is a sign of doom times in itself.
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Christians are the most gullible people on earth because they've rejected reason. To accept the Bible as true you basically have to destroy your rational thought center.
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This bread is for body building. Read a book.
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Millet is one of the best sources of vitamin B17 otherwise known as Laetrile.

the author is not only an atheist, he is an idiot. Do you know why Hostess went under? Because wonderbread is not real food and people know that. Keep taking your chemotherapy and glucose/fructose corn syrup moran.
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You tell it!!! The op is the height of gullible and hate filled. Sad, so, so sad!
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Christians are the most gullible people on earth because they've rejected reason. To accept the Bible as true you basically have to destroy your rational thought center.
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Dude, u r an idiot! Talk about gullible.
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Religion especially the Abramic tint is absolute bullshit.

Let them eat cake *or in this case bread* if it makes them feel better about life.
Some chosen one is getting rich off the idea.
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Christians are the most gullible people on earth because they've rejected reason. To accept the Bible as true you basically have to destroy your rational thought center.
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Yep.
Same goes for the other Holy Land faiths.
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Christians are the most gullible people on earth because they've rejected reason. To accept the Bible as true you basically have to destroy your rational thought center.
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Yep.
Same goes for the other Holy Land faiths.
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Religion especially the Abramic tint is absolute bullshit.

Let them eat cake *or in this case bread* if it makes them feel better about life.
Some chosen one is getting rich off the idea.
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Thank you for your opinion, unfortunately it's way off and biased. Praise the Lord God! May He have mercy on you for you know not what you speak of.
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Religion especially the Abramic tint is absolute bullshit.

Let them eat cake *or in this case bread* if it makes them feel better about life.
Some chosen one is getting rich off the idea.
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If someone is getting rich by promoting pure health then may God bless him and enrich him even more. But you keep eating the monsanto franken bread and cursing God. See where you end up. Simple minded sheeple kill me.
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Keep believing in a book that is made in factories and has a copyright.
March onward and all that :)
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Eze 4:12 And thou shalt eat it [as] barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight.


Eze 4:13 And the LORD said, Even thus shall the children of Israel eat their defiled bread among the Gentiles, whither I will drive them.


Thanks but no...

Crazy ass Christians.
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And to post the rest of the quote - you dishonest APEthiest

14 Then said I, Ah Lord God! behold, my soul hath not been polluted: for from my youth up even till now have I not eaten of that which dieth of itself, or is torn in pieces; neither came there abominable flesh into my mouth.

15 Then he said unto me, Lo, I have given thee cow's dung for man's dung, and thou shalt prepare thy bread therewith.


God is against cannibalism.
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Keep believing in a book that is made in factories and has a copyright.
March onward and all that :)
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That would be the NIV etc. I dont follow those. Only the KJV and even more so the Geneve Bible.
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Millet is one of the best sources of vitamin B17 otherwise known as Laetrile.

the author is not only an atheist, he is an idiot. Do you know why Hostess went under? Because wonderbread is not real food and people know that. Keep taking your chemotherapy and glucose/fructose corn syrup moran.
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Ok, but does it taste like shit?
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Keep believing in a book that is made in factories and has a copyright.
March onward and all that :)
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That would be the NIV etc. I dont follow those. Only the KJV and even more so the Geneve Bible.
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And quite honestly it's not the book we follow but the author of the book, ie; the Holy Sprirt.
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Millet is one of the best sources of vitamin B17 otherwise known as Laetrile.

the author is not only an atheist, he is an idiot. Do you know why Hostess went under? Because wonderbread is not real food and people know that. Keep taking your chemotherapy and glucose/fructose corn syrup moran.
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Ok, but does it taste like shit?
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Ezekiel? No! U r just trained to think the poisonous crap u eat on a regular basis tastes good. uv been forced to acquire a taste for the deadly toxins u consume everyday. And try Dave's bread, thats spectacular stuff right there. We just have God haters here that will use any venue and demonize pure health if necessary to further their misguided agendas.
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Keep believing in a book that is made in factories and has a copyright.
March onward and all that :)
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That would be the NIV etc. I dont follow those. Only the KJV and even more so the Geneve Bible.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 58030992


And quite honestly it's not the book we follow but the author of the book, ie; the Holy Sprirt.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 58030992


The holy spirit? You mean a conscience?
Morality isn't exclusive to Christianity or any other religion.

:)
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Christians are the most gullible people on earth because they've rejected reason. To accept the Bible as true you basically have to destroy your rational thought center.
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sure mate, believe everything no-child-left-with-a-mind tells ya…

you won't have a soul either…

Old Testament must be read from beginning to end to make sense… the Jews were to serve a very important purpose for all of humanity, being a vehicle for the arrival of a Savior, but like all of us, they constantly screwed up…and they had a direct link to God (ever wonder why God doesn't just announce Himself? It would be more damning if He did and we rejected Him, as already happened.)

agreed OP, the bread is not to tasty, but it is sprouted, if memory serves, and sprouted grains are multiples more nutritious than non.

btw, Walker comes from a famous giant who was too big for a horse (so he had to walk!) and I think he was one of the first kings in France…who most of the royal families were descended from... you may be predisposed to atheism, but even you can be saved by the grace of Jesus Christ.

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Keep believing in a book that is made in factories and has a copyright.
March onward and all that :)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 58030329


That would be the NIV etc. I dont follow those. Only the KJV and even more so the Geneve Bible.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 58030992


And quite honestly it's not the book we follow but the author of the book, ie; the Holy Sprirt.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 58030992


will you put on your MIND AND THINK… PLEASE.. No holy spirit wrote one word of the bible.
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Again thank u for ur misguided opinion and u may perhaps want to try thinking ur self. And ps u r quite wrong. The Holy Spirit did indeed write the entire Bible.

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