Lol at all the people scoffing at those who buy a lottery ticket. Yeah of course there are dumbshits out there who spend 50$ a month on it but there are many more people who just buy one occasionally. I play maybe 5-6 times a year when I am at the register and have a few crumpled singles or too much change in my pocket. Will I win? Almost certainly not. If I did would I be stoked? Fuck yah.

Can you imagine how many tomato plants I could buy with that cash? Hell I could have a doom detecting robot to automatically bring them into the bunker!