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I'm short. So shoot me.

 
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11/28/2012 01:55 AM
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I'm short. So shoot me.
Physical defects are an interesting element when considered within the context of reincarnation, which I believe exists.

I am short, but others are too hairy, have flat female chests, have very big noses, are very fat, have a face covered with warts, pimples, etc, have hunchbacks, etc, etc. etc.

And the golden gods and goddesses are revered because of their superb faces and bodies, even though they might be self-absorbed pricks.

Is falling far short (forgive the pun) of our concept of physical beauty a good thing or a bad thing in the context of karma and reincarnation?

Being a short guy, I'm hoping being short has dealt with a past life problem with arrogance. But one life looking up at everybody is enough.
Hellena Handbasket

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11/28/2012 02:00 AM

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Interesting theory.

Let me think about it and I'll get back to you.
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11/28/2012 02:01 AM
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You'll have to stand up first.
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11/28/2012 02:02 AM
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I'm wearing elevator shoes!
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11/28/2012 02:04 AM
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I wouldn't think you are defective because you are short. I would think you are defective because you believe in a moronic theory.
G. House

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11/28/2012 02:06 AM

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Physical defects are an interesting element when considered within the context of reincarnation, which I believe exists.

I am short, but others are too hairy, have flat female chests, have very big noses, are very fat, have a face covered with warts, pimples, etc, have hunchbacks, etc, etc. etc.

And the golden gods and goddesses are revered because of their superb faces and bodies, even though they might be self-absorbed pricks.

Is falling far short (forgive the pun) of our concept of physical beauty a good thing or a bad thing in the context of karma and reincarnation?

Being a short guy, I'm hoping being short has dealt with a past life problem with arrogance. But one life looking up at everybody is enough.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 694452


One plus is short people live longer.

Your heart doesn't have to work as hard.

Proven fact.
"Everybody lies."
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11/28/2012 02:06 AM
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How short?
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Physical defects are an interesting element when considered within the context of reincarnation, which I believe exists.

I am short, but others are too hairy, have flat female chests, have very big noses, are very fat, have a face covered with warts, pimples, etc, have hunchbacks, etc, etc. etc.

And the golden gods and goddesses are revered because of their superb faces and bodies, even though they might be self-absorbed pricks.

Is falling far short (forgive the pun) of our concept of physical beauty a good thing or a bad thing in the context of karma and reincarnation?

Being a short guy, I'm hoping being short has dealt with a past life problem with arrogance. But one life looking up at everybody is enough.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 694452


One plus is short people live longer.

Your heart doesn't have to work as hard.

Proven fact.
 Quoting: G. House


lol

No, it is not.
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11/28/2012 02:07 AM
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My theory is way less moronic than a lot of theories.

Are you a christian? Anti-reincarnation?
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Physical defects are an interesting element when considered within the context of reincarnation, which I believe exists.

I am short, but others are too hairy, have flat female chests, have very big noses, are very fat, have a face covered with warts, pimples, etc, have hunchbacks, etc, etc. etc.

And the golden gods and goddesses are revered because of their superb faces and bodies, even though they might be self-absorbed pricks.

Is falling far short (forgive the pun) of our concept of physical beauty a good thing or a bad thing in the context of karma and reincarnation?

Being a short guy, I'm hoping being short has dealt with a past life problem with arrogance. But one life looking up at everybody is enough.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 694452


One plus is short people live longer.

Your heart doesn't have to work as hard.

Proven fact.
 Quoting: G. House


You are such an idiot G. House. Do you ever fully read a post?
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11/28/2012 02:08 AM
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How short?
5 feet, 6 inches.
Hellena Handbasket

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11/28/2012 02:09 AM

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Its actually a logical theory.

Something like being "corrected". Being born into a situation that allows the person to feel the pain, shame, suffering or whatever that was inflicted in another life.

I'll buy it. It makes more sense than lots of other explanations.
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Physical defects are an interesting element when considered within the context of reincarnation, which I believe exists.

I am short, but others are too hairy, have flat female chests, have very big noses, are very fat, have a face covered with warts, pimples, etc, have hunchbacks, etc, etc. etc.

And the golden gods and goddesses are revered because of their superb faces and bodies, even though they might be self-absorbed pricks.

Is falling far short (forgive the pun) of our concept of physical beauty a good thing or a bad thing in the context of karma and reincarnation?

Being a short guy, I'm hoping being short has dealt with a past life problem with arrogance. But one life looking up at everybody is enough.
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We can discuss this topic just let us know if something we said went over your head.
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11/28/2012 02:10 AM
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My theory is way less moronic than a lot of theories.

Are you a christian? Anti-reincarnation?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 694452


Anti-theist. I can't disprove the notion of "god". I can however disprove the notion of your god.
scorpio66

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11/28/2012 02:11 AM
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BANG!

laugh
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11/28/2012 02:13 AM
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Humor is welcome.

But for those of us that actually believe in reincarnation, the nature of your physical being in any one life is very much more than a product of genetics.
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11/28/2012 02:17 AM
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Let me make this short.

Goodnight.
G. House

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11/28/2012 02:48 AM

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Physical defects are an interesting element when considered within the context of reincarnation, which I believe exists.

I am short, but others are too hairy, have flat female chests, have very big noses, are very fat, have a face covered with warts, pimples, etc, have hunchbacks, etc, etc. etc.

And the golden gods and goddesses are revered because of their superb faces and bodies, even though they might be self-absorbed pricks.

Is falling far short (forgive the pun) of our concept of physical beauty a good thing or a bad thing in the context of karma and reincarnation?

Being a short guy, I'm hoping being short has dealt with a past life problem with arrogance. But one life looking up at everybody is enough.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 694452


One plus is short people live longer.

Your heart doesn't have to work as hard.

Proven fact.
 Quoting: G. House


lol

No, it is not.
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[link to www.shortsupport.org]
"Everybody lies."
G. House

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11/28/2012 02:51 AM

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Re: I'm short. So shoot me.
Physical defects are an interesting element when considered within the context of reincarnation, which I believe exists.

I am short, but others are too hairy, have flat female chests, have very big noses, are very fat, have a face covered with warts, pimples, etc, have hunchbacks, etc, etc. etc.

And the golden gods and goddesses are revered because of their superb faces and bodies, even though they might be self-absorbed pricks.

Is falling far short (forgive the pun) of our concept of physical beauty a good thing or a bad thing in the context of karma and reincarnation?

Being a short guy, I'm hoping being short has dealt with a past life problem with arrogance. But one life looking up at everybody is enough.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 694452


One plus is short people live longer.

Your heart doesn't have to work as hard.

Proven fact.
 Quoting: G. House


You are such an idiot G. House. Do you ever fully read a post?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25197891


Seriously...

FUCK OFF!
"Everybody lies."

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