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There's this 7/10 i'll be hooking up with this weekend. Advice for a premature ejaculator man?

 
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There's this 7/10 i'll be hooking up with this weekend. Advice for a premature ejaculator man?
Living with roomates, I've grown accustom to jerkit pretty quickly as people are always moving through the house. Anything that I can do that will prepare me for this weekend so I can last longer than 5min?

Like should P pop one off at a store down the street from her before hand or tie a rubberband around my bawls or what?
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11/28/2012 02:09 AM
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Re: There's this 7/10 i'll be hooking up with this weekend. Advice for a premature ejaculator man?
Drink an 8-pack of beer first.
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11/28/2012 02:18 AM

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Re: There's this 7/10 i'll be hooking up with this weekend. Advice for a premature ejaculator man?
Think about basketball scores. Thats what my ex used to do.
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11/28/2012 02:21 AM
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Re: There's this 7/10 i'll be hooking up with this weekend. Advice for a premature ejaculator man?
How did you manage to get with a girl while living with roommates?
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11/28/2012 02:22 AM
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Re: There's this 7/10 i'll be hooking up with this weekend. Advice for a premature ejaculator man?
Drink an 8-pack of beer first.
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It's a get in, get off, get out sort of picture so I can't be smashed afterwards
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11/28/2012 02:23 AM
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Re: There's this 7/10 i'll be hooking up with this weekend. Advice for a premature ejaculator man?
How did you manage to get with a girl while living with roommates?
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It's a booty call and she ain't mine.
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11/28/2012 02:24 AM

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Re: There's this 7/10 i'll be hooking up with this weekend. Advice for a premature ejaculator man?
Living with roomates, I've grown accustom to jerkit pretty quickly as people are always moving through the house. Anything that I can do that will prepare me for this weekend so I can last longer than 5min?

Like should P pop one off at a store down the street from her before hand or tie a rubberband around my bawls or what?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1423408


Sooooo... Who's the Lucky Guy?
One of these days... A *REAL* rain is gonna come and wash all this scum off the streets.
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11/28/2012 02:24 AM
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Re: There's this 7/10 i'll be hooking up with this weekend. Advice for a premature ejaculator man?
Drink an 8-pack of beer first.
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It's a get in, get off, get out sort of picture so I can't be smashed afterwards
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Sounds much like a wank
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11/28/2012 02:27 AM
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Re: There's this 7/10 i'll be hooking up with this weekend. Advice for a premature ejaculator man?
Sounds much like a wank
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Yeah but I don't want it to end up like one lol
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11/28/2012 02:55 AM
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Re: There's this 7/10 i'll be hooking up with this weekend. Advice for a premature ejaculator man?
get the condoms that numb your dick
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11/28/2012 02:58 AM
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Re: There's this 7/10 i'll be hooking up with this weekend. Advice for a premature ejaculator man?
Alcohol really helps. Drink, but not too much and you will last much longer.

I once had to give up after banging a girl for 2 hours. Not one drop came out.
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11/28/2012 04:15 AM
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Re: There's this 7/10 i'll be hooking up with this weekend. Advice for a premature ejaculator man?
get the condoms that numb your dick
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Never heard of that lol how would i know if i've released or not?
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11/28/2012 04:23 AM
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Re: There's this 7/10 i'll be hooking up with this weekend. Advice for a premature ejaculator man?
Try Heroin or any other Opiate/ Opioid!

(-just joking)
Try a second Time, wear Condoms and stay safe,
remember: Femals are the reason why we
have sooooo much Pain, War and Killings!
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11/28/2012 04:38 AM
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Re: There's this 7/10 i'll be hooking up with this weekend. Advice for a premature ejaculator man?
Think about Oprah. Works every time.
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11/28/2012 04:52 AM
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Re: There's this 7/10 i'll be hooking up with this weekend. Advice for a premature ejaculator man?
Drink an 8-pack of beer first.
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11/28/2012 04:55 AM
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Re: There's this 7/10 i'll be hooking up with this weekend. Advice for a premature ejaculator man?
lol, I wish this was the types of problems I had in life...count yourself lucky.

Get a cock ring, drink a couple shots of whiskey, and think about baseball...
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11/28/2012 04:59 AM

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Re: There's this 7/10 i'll be hooking up with this weekend. Advice for a premature ejaculator man?
Living with roomates, I've grown accustom to jerkit pretty quickly as people are always moving through the house. Anything that I can do that will prepare me for this weekend so I can last longer than 5min?

Like should P pop one off at a store down the street from her before hand or tie a rubberband around my bawls or what?
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