hi, new here

Hello and welcome :-)

thanks

Now take your book and shuddap!


You have much to learn grasshopper.

lol

Hi Newbie..here is the official GLP welcome statement.

(Disclaimer..RUN while you still can)

Now..to continue..

Considering the dire times we live in..and the fact that the general consesus is that times running out I thought I would write an OFFICIAL welcome letter for all GLP/CONSPIRACY VIRGINS/NEWELY AWAKENED SHEEP/CURIOUS BROWSERS/STUMBLE UPPONNERS.

I will educate you as fast as possible of all the FACTS/FABLES/WEIRD SHIT/UTTER CRAP and so one that flows here like shit through the U-bend on a daily basis..

JUST so you can be up to speed on how DOOMED/READY TO ASCEND/INSANE/APPROCHING ENLIGHENMENT/UTTERLY ROOTED/FUCKED BEYOND MEASURE/FUBAR we really are...

Depending on which... DRUG/BEVERAGE/CONCOCTION/GURU/SEER/PROPHET/PROHETESS/CHANNEL​LER/CONTACTEE/ALIEN REPTOID/NUT WITH WEIRD CALENDAR/OR UTTER FUCKWIT you feel

...LED/COERCED/FRIGHTENED INTO BELIEVING/WORSHIPPING/SENDING MONEY TO/BENDING OVER FOR/ OR INJECTING/SNORTING/EATING/DRINKING....ect

Very soon many people are going to DIE/VANISH/ASCEND/ in a WAR/RAPRTURE/ENLIGHTENMENT that will be brought about by TPTB/GOD/GALACTIC FEDERATION/ANNUNAKI/REPTILLIANS/DEMONS/
ASCENDED BEINGS/ALIENS/GIGANTIC FUCKING PLANET..ect

This grand event which the whole world has been DREADING/PRAYING FOR/FORESEEING/ENGINEERING will come about and RENEW/DESTROY/TRANSFORM/RESCUE/WIPE OUT/TRANSCEND/LAY WASTE the earth in which the inhabitants will DIE/ASCEND/REACH ENLIGHTENMENT/BE BEHEADDED OR TAKE A MARK

After this has taken place the remaning inhabitants of the earth will be DYING OUT/LIVING IN PEACE/FIGHTING TO SURVIVE/COMMUNICATING WITH THEIR MINDS/TRAVELLING TO THE STARS ON UFO'S/ADDING TO THE FOSSIL RECORD ect.

Is that all clear??

I think it sums up everything you will ever learn here more or less.

So just read this post only..ACCEPT/BELIEVE/BECOME COMVINCED/AQUISE TO this post and save yourself YEARS of wasted time..keep it to yourself..and go and live a life while you still HAVE one...instead of wasting it all here at GLP learning what you NOW already KNOW.

^^ ^^

Hola

Welcome.

Welcome to the Rabbit hole..Enter if you dare..

So, what kind of tard are you? bible-tard, ufo-tard, prepper-tard, still-watches-fox-news-tard?

I'm a fucked up government projects tard :)

thank you

doomtard and a nibirutard

a sock puppet tard.



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i like seahorses

At least you can keep yourself entertained...

I'd do him.

ROFL!!

this is the most EPIC post i've ever seen on GLP,

me too...

good morning to ya:)

Hiya and welcome to GLP. You`re in for a great ride ! Buckle up !

"Abandon hope all ye who enter..."

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