Godlike Productions - Conspiracy Forum
Users Online Now: 2,685 (Who's On?)Visitors Today: 1,365,698
Pageviews Today: 2,107,567Threads Today: 636Posts Today: 13,627
07:19 PM


Rate this Thread

Absolute BS Crap Reasonable Nice Amazing
 

hi, new here

 
JUST.HERE
Offer Upgrade

User ID: 25610447
United States
11/28/2012 05:57 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
hi, new here
thought I say hi hf
:glp sign:
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 28625980
Australia
11/28/2012 05:58 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: hi, new here
norespect
Rising Son
Spirit Of The Wolf, Soul Of The Lion

User ID: 28397514
United States
11/28/2012 05:58 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: hi, new here
Hello and welcome :-)

hf
"And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away." - Revelation 21:4

Truth needs no validation because it is self-evident and undeniable. Therefore, anything that requires validation to be realized or justified as truth must contain at least some degree of falsehood.

Disclaimer: You get what you give. If you give me nothing of substance, I will return the favor. If you don't like the message, ask yourself why - don't kill the messenger because you got your feelings hurt.

[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
JUST.HERE (OP)

User ID: 25610447
United States
11/28/2012 05:59 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: hi, new here
Hello and welcome :-)

hf
 Quoting: Rising Son


thanks
:glp sign:
Burt Gummer

User ID: 7702124
United States
11/28/2012 05:59 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: hi, new here
welcome


Now take your book and shuddap! slaphim


You have much to learn grasshopper.

holymoran
JUST.HERE (OP)

User ID: 25610447
United States
11/28/2012 06:00 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: hi, new here
welcome


Now take your book and shuddap! slaphim


You have much to learn grasshopper.

holymoran
 Quoting: Burt Gummer


lol
:glp sign:
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 22978361
United States
11/28/2012 06:00 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: hi, new here
spock
stormer

User ID: 26697102
South Africa
11/28/2012 06:00 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: hi, new here
afropeace
Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery - Bob Marley
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 16362402
Australia
11/28/2012 06:00 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: hi, new here
Hi Newbie..here is the official GLP welcome statement.

(Disclaimer..RUN while you still can)

Now..to continue..

Considering the dire times we live in..and the fact that the general consesus is that times running out I thought I would write an OFFICIAL welcome letter for all GLP/CONSPIRACY VIRGINS/NEWELY AWAKENED SHEEP/CURIOUS BROWSERS/STUMBLE UPPONNERS.

I will educate you as fast as possible of all the FACTS/FABLES/WEIRD SHIT/UTTER CRAP and so one that flows here like shit through the U-bend on a daily basis..

JUST so you can be up to speed on how DOOMED/READY TO ASCEND/INSANE/APPROCHING ENLIGHENMENT/UTTERLY ROOTED/FUCKED BEYOND MEASURE/FUBAR we really are...

Depending on which... DRUG/BEVERAGE/CONCOCTION/GURU/SEER/PROPHET/PROHETESS/CHANNEL​LER/CONTACTEE/ALIEN REPTOID/NUT WITH WEIRD CALENDAR/OR UTTER FUCKWIT you feel

...LED/COERCED/FRIGHTENED INTO BELIEVING/WORSHIPPING/SENDING MONEY TO/BENDING OVER FOR/ OR INJECTING/SNORTING/EATING/DRINKING....ect

Very soon many people are going to DIE/VANISH/ASCEND/ in a WAR/RAPRTURE/ENLIGHTENMENT that will be brought about by TPTB/GOD/GALACTIC FEDERATION/ANNUNAKI/REPTILLIANS/DEMONS/
ASCENDED BEINGS/ALIENS/GIGANTIC FUCKING PLANET
..ect

This grand event which the whole world has been DREADING/PRAYING FOR/FORESEEING/ENGINEERING will come about and RENEW/DESTROY/TRANSFORM/RESCUE/WIPE OUT/TRANSCEND/LAY WASTE the earth in which the inhabitants will DIE/ASCEND/REACH ENLIGHTENMENT/BE BEHEADDED OR TAKE A MARK

After this has taken place the remaning inhabitants of the earth will be DYING OUT/LIVING IN PEACE/FIGHTING TO SURVIVE/COMMUNICATING WITH THEIR MINDS/TRAVELLING TO THE STARS ON UFO'S/ADDING TO THE FOSSIL RECORD ect.

Is that all clear??

I think it sums up everything you will ever learn here more or less.

So just read this post only..ACCEPT/BELIEVE/BECOME COMVINCED/AQUISE TO this post and save yourself YEARS of wasted time..keep it to yourself..and go and live a life while you still HAVE one...instead of wasting it all here at GLP learning what you NOW already KNOW.
JUST.HERE (OP)

User ID: 25610447
United States
11/28/2012 06:01 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: hi, new here
^^ chuckle ^^
:glp sign:
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 24068631
United States
11/28/2012 06:03 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: hi, new here
hi
The Light Under the Door

User ID: 28626916
United Kingdom
11/28/2012 06:05 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: hi, new here
Hola
indiandave

User ID: 27213312
United States
11/28/2012 06:13 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: hi, new here
Welcome.dasbier
THE INQUISADOR
TIME TO STAND TOGETHER

User ID: 1375283
United States
11/28/2012 06:14 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: hi, new here
Hola
 Quoting: The Light Under the Door


Welcome to the Rabbit hole..Enter if you dare..
THE INQUISADOR
The Light Under the Door

User ID: 28626916
United Kingdom
11/28/2012 06:14 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: hi, new here
So, what kind of tard are you? bible-tard, ufo-tard, prepper-tard, still-watches-fox-news-tard?

I'm a fucked up government projects tard :)
JUST.HERE (OP)

User ID: 25610447
United States
11/28/2012 06:14 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: hi, new here
Welcome.dasbier
 Quoting: indiandave


thank you beer
:glp sign:
JUST.HERE (OP)

User ID: 25610447
United States
11/28/2012 06:15 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: hi, new here
Hola
 Quoting: The Light Under the Door


Welcome to the Rabbit hole..Enter if you dare..
 Quoting: THE INQUISADOR


hiding
:glp sign:
JUST.HERE (OP)

User ID: 25610447
United States
11/28/2012 06:15 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: hi, new here
So, what kind of tard are you? bible-tard, ufo-tard, prepper-tard, still-watches-fox-news-tard?

I'm a fucked up government projects tard :)
 Quoting: The Light Under the Door


doomtard and a nibirutard chuckle
:glp sign:
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 28625980
Australia
11/28/2012 06:16 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: hi, new here
So, what kind of tard are you? bible-tard, ufo-tard, prepper-tard, still-watches-fox-news-tard?

I'm a fucked up government projects tard :)
 Quoting: The Light Under the Door


a sock puppet tard.

sockpuppet

blah blah blah

blah blah

blah
watchZEITGEISTnow

User ID: 28596678
Australia
11/28/2012 06:17 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: hi, new here
i like seahorses
damned
NASA Moon - Mars - Saturn ANOMALIES: [link to www.youtube.com]
The Light Under the Door

User ID: 28626916
United Kingdom
11/28/2012 06:17 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: hi, new here
So, what kind of tard are you? bible-tard, ufo-tard, prepper-tard, still-watches-fox-news-tard?

I'm a fucked up government projects tard :)
 Quoting: The Light Under the Door


a sock puppet tard.

sockpuppet

blah blah blah

blah blah

blah
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28625980


At least you can keep yourself entertained...
Hawk-02
Hawk-O-Holic

User ID: 28135952
United States
11/28/2012 06:21 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: hi, new here
bsflag
This is a Karate Dojo, Not a Knitting Class!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 22978361
United States
11/28/2012 06:26 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: hi, new here
I'd do him.
abhie

User ID: 28628688
India
11/28/2012 06:35 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: hi, new here
Hi Newbie..here is the official GLP welcome statement.

(Disclaimer..RUN while you still can)

Now..to continue..

Considering the dire times we live in..and the fact that the general consesus is that times running out I thought I would write an OFFICIAL welcome letter for all GLP/CONSPIRACY VIRGINS/NEWELY AWAKENED SHEEP/CURIOUS BROWSERS/STUMBLE UPPONNERS.

I will educate you as fast as possible of all the FACTS/FABLES/WEIRD SHIT/UTTER CRAP and so one that flows here like shit through the U-bend on a daily basis..

JUST so you can be up to speed on how DOOMED/READY TO ASCEND/INSANE/APPROCHING ENLIGHENMENT/UTTERLY ROOTED/FUCKED BEYOND MEASURE/FUBAR we really are...

Depending on which... DRUG/BEVERAGE/CONCOCTION/GURU/SEER/PROPHET/PROHETESS/CHANNEL​LER/CONTACTEE/ALIEN REPTOID/NUT WITH WEIRD CALENDAR/OR UTTER FUCKWIT you feel

...LED/COERCED/FRIGHTENED INTO BELIEVING/WORSHIPPING/SENDING MONEY TO/BENDING OVER FOR/ OR INJECTING/SNORTING/EATING/DRINKING....ect

Very soon many people are going to DIE/VANISH/ASCEND/ in a WAR/RAPRTURE/ENLIGHTENMENT that will be brought about by TPTB/GOD/GALACTIC FEDERATION/ANNUNAKI/REPTILLIANS/DEMONS/
ASCENDED BEINGS/ALIENS/GIGANTIC FUCKING PLANET
..ect

This grand event which the whole world has been DREADING/PRAYING FOR/FORESEEING/ENGINEERING will come about and RENEW/DESTROY/TRANSFORM/RESCUE/WIPE OUT/TRANSCEND/LAY WASTE the earth in which the inhabitants will DIE/ASCEND/REACH ENLIGHTENMENT/BE BEHEADDED OR TAKE A MARK

After this has taken place the remaning inhabitants of the earth will be DYING OUT/LIVING IN PEACE/FIGHTING TO SURVIVE/COMMUNICATING WITH THEIR MINDS/TRAVELLING TO THE STARS ON UFO'S/ADDING TO THE FOSSIL RECORD ect.

Is that all clear??

I think it sums up everything you will ever learn here more or less.

So just read this post only..ACCEPT/BELIEVE/BECOME COMVINCED/AQUISE TO this post and save yourself YEARS of wasted time..keep it to yourself..and go and live a life while you still HAVE one...instead of wasting it all here at GLP learning what you NOW already KNOW.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16362402


ROFL!!
“To the mind that is still, the whole universe surrenders.”
-Lao Tzu
(I'm male, mid-40's, and live and work in India as a designer. Writing is a passion of mine. My avatar represents my protagonist against the Illuminati - a female warrior.)
Goofy for God
Do everything with love

User ID: 16845676
United States
11/28/2012 06:40 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: hi, new here
Hello and welcome :-)

hf
 Quoting: Rising Son


hf
1 John 4:18
There is no fear in love; but perfect love casts out fear, because fear involves torment
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 28625972
Germany
11/28/2012 06:41 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: hi, new here
Hi Newbie..here is the official GLP welcome statement.

(Disclaimer..RUN while you still can)

Now..to continue..

Considering the dire times we live in..and the fact that the general consesus is that times running out I thought I would write an OFFICIAL welcome letter for all GLP/CONSPIRACY VIRGINS/NEWELY AWAKENED SHEEP/CURIOUS BROWSERS/STUMBLE UPPONNERS.

I will educate you as fast as possible of all the FACTS/FABLES/WEIRD SHIT/UTTER CRAP and so one that flows here like shit through the U-bend on a daily basis..

JUST so you can be up to speed on how DOOMED/READY TO ASCEND/INSANE/APPROCHING ENLIGHENMENT/UTTERLY ROOTED/FUCKED BEYOND MEASURE/FUBAR we really are...

Depending on which... DRUG/BEVERAGE/CONCOCTION/GURU/SEER/PROPHET/PROHETESS/CHANNEL​LER/CONTACTEE/ALIEN REPTOID/NUT WITH WEIRD CALENDAR/OR UTTER FUCKWIT you feel

...LED/COERCED/FRIGHTENED INTO BELIEVING/WORSHIPPING/SENDING MONEY TO/BENDING OVER FOR/ OR INJECTING/SNORTING/EATING/DRINKING....ect

Very soon many people are going to DIE/VANISH/ASCEND/ in a WAR/RAPRTURE/ENLIGHTENMENT that will be brought about by TPTB/GOD/GALACTIC FEDERATION/ANNUNAKI/REPTILLIANS/DEMONS/
ASCENDED BEINGS/ALIENS/GIGANTIC FUCKING PLANET
..ect

This grand event which the whole world has been DREADING/PRAYING FOR/FORESEEING/ENGINEERING will come about and RENEW/DESTROY/TRANSFORM/RESCUE/WIPE OUT/TRANSCEND/LAY WASTE the earth in which the inhabitants will DIE/ASCEND/REACH ENLIGHTENMENT/BE BEHEADDED OR TAKE A MARK

After this has taken place the remaning inhabitants of the earth will be DYING OUT/LIVING IN PEACE/FIGHTING TO SURVIVE/COMMUNICATING WITH THEIR MINDS/TRAVELLING TO THE STARS ON UFO'S/ADDING TO THE FOSSIL RECORD ect.

Is that all clear??

I think it sums up everything you will ever learn here more or less.

So just read this post only..ACCEPT/BELIEVE/BECOME COMVINCED/AQUISE TO this post and save yourself YEARS of wasted time..keep it to yourself..and go and live a life while you still HAVE one...instead of wasting it all here at GLP learning what you NOW already KNOW.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16362402


this is the most EPIC post i've ever seen on GLP, rockon
Hawk-02
Hawk-O-Holic

User ID: 28135952
United States
11/28/2012 06:41 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: hi, new here
Hi Newbie..here is the official GLP welcome statement.

(Disclaimer..RUN while you still can)

Now..to continue..

Considering the dire times we live in..and the fact that the general consesus is that times running out I thought I would write an OFFICIAL welcome letter for all GLP/CONSPIRACY VIRGINS/NEWELY AWAKENED SHEEP/CURIOUS BROWSERS/STUMBLE UPPONNERS.

I will educate you as fast as possible of all the FACTS/FABLES/WEIRD SHIT/UTTER CRAP and so one that flows here like shit through the U-bend on a daily basis..

JUST so you can be up to speed on how DOOMED/READY TO ASCEND/INSANE/APPROCHING ENLIGHENMENT/UTTERLY ROOTED/FUCKED BEYOND MEASURE/FUBAR we really are...

Depending on which... DRUG/BEVERAGE/CONCOCTION/GURU/SEER/PROPHET/PROHETESS/CHANNEL​LER/CONTACTEE/ALIEN REPTOID/NUT WITH WEIRD CALENDAR/OR UTTER FUCKWIT you feel

...LED/COERCED/FRIGHTENED INTO BELIEVING/WORSHIPPING/SENDING MONEY TO/BENDING OVER FOR/ OR INJECTING/SNORTING/EATING/DRINKING....ect

Very soon many people are going to DIE/VANISH/ASCEND/ in a WAR/RAPRTURE/ENLIGHTENMENT that will be brought about by TPTB/GOD/GALACTIC FEDERATION/ANNUNAKI/REPTILLIANS/DEMONS/
ASCENDED BEINGS/ALIENS/GIGANTIC FUCKING PLANET
..ect

This grand event which the whole world has been DREADING/PRAYING FOR/FORESEEING/ENGINEERING will come about and RENEW/DESTROY/TRANSFORM/RESCUE/WIPE OUT/TRANSCEND/LAY WASTE the earth in which the inhabitants will DIE/ASCEND/REACH ENLIGHTENMENT/BE BEHEADDED OR TAKE A MARK

After this has taken place the remaning inhabitants of the earth will be DYING OUT/LIVING IN PEACE/FIGHTING TO SURVIVE/COMMUNICATING WITH THEIR MINDS/TRAVELLING TO THE STARS ON UFO'S/ADDING TO THE FOSSIL RECORD ect.

Is that all clear??

I think it sums up everything you will ever learn here more or less.

So just read this post only..ACCEPT/BELIEVE/BECOME COMVINCED/AQUISE TO this post and save yourself YEARS of wasted time..keep it to yourself..and go and live a life while you still HAVE one...instead of wasting it all here at GLP learning what you NOW already KNOW.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16362402



clappa
This is a Karate Dojo, Not a Knitting Class!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 28386854
United States
11/28/2012 06:45 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: hi, new here
me too...

good morning to ya:)
NuckingFutZ

User ID: 28497353
Australia
11/28/2012 06:48 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: hi, new here
Hiya and welcome to GLP. You`re in for a great ride ! Buckle up ! grinning
Coulda.... Shoulda.... Woulda....



The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want.
2 He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters.
3 He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake.
4 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.
5 Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over.
6 Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the Lord for ever.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 5490382
United States
11/28/2012 06:49 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: hi, new here
"Abandon hope all ye who enter..."
JUST.HERE (OP)

User ID: 25610447
United States
11/28/2012 07:00 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: hi, new here
Hiya and welcome to GLP. You`re in for a great ride ! Buckle up ! grinning
 Quoting: NuckingFutZ


ty
:glp sign:

News