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LOL!! Alligators Found Guarding Washington Pot Crop

 
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LOL!! Alligators Found Guarding Washington Pot Crop
lol

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The reptiles were kept in a room with the plants and hissed at detectives who opened the door, according to a Thurston County Sheriff spokesman.

"This was a fairly atypical event," Lieutenant Greg Elwin said.

Police said that standing among the plants and reptiles was an adult entertainer with a floor-to-ceiling brass stripper pole beside her.

"We see brass poles from time to time, but there were alligators," Lt Elwin said.

"They were there for protection for the marijuana grow area. They were just crawling around on the floor."
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Thread: Police discover man using two five-foot long ALLIGATORS to guard his marijuana crop
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I want monkeys that guard my x-box.
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You win a Gold Star!

Nothing like being first on the interwebz, eh?
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You win a Gold Star!

Nothing like being first on the interwebz, eh?
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Nothing like being the first to not do a search.
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You win a Gold Star!

Nothing like being first on the interwebz, eh?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2011154


lol
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lol

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The reptiles were kept in a room with the plants and hissed at detectives who opened the door, according to a Thurston County Sheriff spokesman.

"This was a fairly atypical event," Lieutenant Greg Elwin said.

Police said that standing among the plants and reptiles was an adult entertainer with a floor-to-ceiling brass stripper pole beside her.

"We see brass poles from time to time, but there were alligators," Lt Elwin said.

"They were there for protection for the marijuana grow area. They were just crawling around on the floor."
 Quoting: Better than Dogs 2011154


alligators, pole dancing, strippers, guns and pot!

FUCK YEAH!

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You win a Gold Star!

Nothing like being first on the interwebz, eh?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2011154


Nothing like being the first to not do a search.
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laugh
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11/28/2012 08:55 AM
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Nature will always find a way to take care of its own!
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Nature will always find a way to take care of its own!
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Where can I get a guard gator??

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Nature will always find a way to take care of its own!
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Where can I get a guard gator??

1dunno1
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Louisiana?

I Imagine they're probably crawling as fast as they can away from that fucking hole as possible!! :p
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Ofcourse if i were growing weed, it'd be a guard koala for sure... perhaps a koala riding a kangaroo... with a whip... and a cowboy hat!!!
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Ofcourse if i were growing weed, it'd be a guard koala for sure... perhaps a koala riding a kangaroo... with a whip... and a cowboy hat!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28136362


You Aussies have crocs, right?

How about a few crocs and some kangaroos?

Think I'd be more scared of a kangaroo than a croc...those roos are fucking mean.
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Ofcourse if i were growing weed, it'd be a guard koala for sure... perhaps a koala riding a kangaroo... with a whip... and a cowboy hat!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28136362


You Aussies have crocs, right?

How about a few crocs and some kangaroos?

Think I'd be more scared of a kangaroo than a croc...those roos are fucking mean.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27964254


They'll Fkn Gut Ya!!!

Having said that I've been meaning to try to develop a saddle for one for years... you'd have to have balls though.. not massive ones... that might hurt.
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and yeah we got crocs, you sometimes hear about people getting dragged in and death rolled but... if you wanna be safe just.. don't go near the freekin crocodile.. namsayin!?
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Re: LOL!! Alligators Found Guarding Washington Pot Crop
Ofcourse if i were growing weed, it'd be a guard koala for sure... perhaps a koala riding a kangaroo... with a whip... and a cowboy hat!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28136362


You Aussies have crocs, right?

How about a few crocs and some kangaroos?

Think I'd be more scared of a kangaroo than a croc...those roos are fucking mean.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27964254


They'll Fkn Gut Ya!!!

Having said that I've been meaning to try to develop a saddle for one for years... you'd have to have balls though.. not massive ones... that might hurt.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28136362


LOL...Imagine an army of Aussies riding Kangaroos!

You guys would take over the world!!
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Ofcourse if i were growing weed, it'd be a guard koala for sure... perhaps a koala riding a kangaroo... with a whip... and a cowboy hat!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28136362


You Aussies have crocs, right?

How about a few crocs and some kangaroos?

Think I'd be more scared of a kangaroo than a croc...those roos are fucking mean.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27964254


They'll Fkn Gut Ya!!!

Having said that I've been meaning to try to develop a saddle for one for years... you'd have to have balls though.. not massive ones... that might hurt.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28136362


LOL...Imagine an army of Aussies riding Kangaroos!

You guys would take over the world!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2816750


Unless the ants finally realise they outnumber us a million to one... i don't feel that this would be a pleasant death
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A guard croc or shotgun trip wires. At least you can see the gator coming.
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Re: LOL!! Alligators Found Guarding Washington Pot Crop
lol

[link to www.key103.co.uk]

The reptiles were kept in a room with the plants and hissed at detectives who opened the door, according to a Thurston County Sheriff spokesman.

"This was a fairly atypical event," Lieutenant Greg Elwin said.

Police said that standing among the plants and reptiles was an adult entertainer with a floor-to-ceiling brass stripper pole beside her.

"We see brass poles from time to time, but there were alligators," Lt Elwin said.

"They were there for protection for the marijuana grow area. They were just crawling around on the floor."
 Quoting: Better than Dogs 2011154


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