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BREAKING!! Obama to bypass congress to ban semiautomatic firearms!!

 
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always that fool otto
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The same reason we have the most freedom of any 1st world country.
 Quoting: Little Willow


make that USED to have the most freedom.

My impression is that when a gummint indebts you for more than youre worth, without your permission, they fully intend to force you to do something not of your choosing or to your survival benefit.
You should meditate on the concept of 'freedom' before you post any more comedy material
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1310640


Lol, what country has more freedom?

You're using an unrealized scenario in present tense. Not saying it couldn't happen, but as of now I'm not being forced to do anything not of my choosing to survive. Fail.

Our debt is not for more than we're worth. The world depends on us just as much as we depend on them. More actually.
 Quoting: Little Willow


omfg you probably have a bow and arrow too, dont you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1310640

Again what country has more freedom?
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(who conveniently posted within a short time frame after you, who is also conveniently also from the netherlands, and who just so happened to quit posting after you started up again)
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Yeah, the Netherlands has 16 million people, not one of them could have logged in and made that comment.

Look, if you want to believe I care so much about my comments that I am going to respond as an AC to my own comments go right ahead. I don't take this forum as serious as you do, I am barely on this forum anyway.
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Got any proof that AC15993935 made any more posts after you signed back in? Cuz, apparently I can't read, which implies that he did. Enlighten me, troll.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28639446


The burden of proof is on you popsicle. You claim I am the same person as AC15etc.
 Quoting: Phill


You conveniently disregard the fact you had implied that the AC made other posts. Shall I requote your comment to me? Show me where then that this AC (who conveniently posted within a short time frame after you, who is also conveniently also from the netherlands, and who just so happened to quit posting after you started up again) made any other posts.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28639446


Oh, and you conveniently disregarded the first poster to call you out on your bullshit, just like you conveniently skipped my double-post, and how you are conveniently NOT backing up your implication that the AC made other posts. You have FAIL written all over you, troll.
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go suck something and mind your own business
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And if I don't what are you going to do about it?
 Quoting: Phill


nothing now, am I asshole?
I figured since you were from the nether world, you are likely gay and I was telling you to take a well deserved break.

I don't care what you do there, mind your own business when the Americans are doing their thing.
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(who conveniently posted within a short time frame after you, who is also conveniently also from the netherlands, and who just so happened to quit posting after you started up again)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28639446


Yeah, the Netherlands has 16 million people, not one of them could have logged in and made that comment.

Look, if you want to believe I care so much about my comments that I am going to respond as an AC to my own comments go right ahead. I don't take this forum as serious as you do, I am barely on this forum anyway.
 Quoting: Phill


Yes, however that is unlikely. NOW, PLEASE SHOW ME WHERE THE AC MADE OTHER POSTS AS YOU IMPLICATED.
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This is getting a little bit old.
I mean everyday you hear some bs article about Obama banning all weapons.

Why are people so afraid that Obama will take their guns? Is it really the black thing? "oh noes, a black person has power over me, he will surely ban guns so the blacks can finally take revenge on us for what we did to them for so many years".
 Quoting: Phill

Notice how this person goes right back to race? Immediately trying to trigger "white guilt" reaction? Little does he know it may work on the average joe in day to day life...not here though don't know why people constantly try and peddle that bullshit here it never works.
 Quoting: Mrbillybadass


^^^This^^^

I'm all out of race cards. Doesn't work any more. Call me a racist if you like, I just don't care any more.

And BTW, my objection to Obama has nothing to do with race at all.

I love it when Europeans moralize, it's hilarious given their own history.

How many black heads of state have there been in the EU anyway?
 Quoting: Bluebird


^^^^ THIS ^^^^ THIS ^^^^ THIS ^^^^ THIS ^^^^
Reality Dysfunction has occurred. Please reboot reality.

Thank you.
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We don't have many public shootings. It would be safer if more people where not pussies like you and carried. Public shootings would be stopped real quick.
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So then why does the USA have the highest rate of gun related homicides of any 1st world country?
 Quoting: Phill


The real question should be why all the violence?

Violence is caused by in unequal distribution of wealth.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2520276



If wealth has anything to do with violence it's only from people that feel entitled to things they didn't earn, a sentiment encouraged by liberals.

In America wealth is not distributed. It's earned.

They take what people worked hard for and give it to people sitting at home all day living off of it and still you don't see violence because of that. But I can see those same entitled people becoming violent if the entitlements stopped. They threatened as much if Romney won.
 Quoting: Little Willow


Agree with you COMPLETELY! I was hoping for a riot so that the "GETS MINE" crowd could come collect, one bullet at a time.
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Have any citations for that? I can find plenty saying that bulletproof vests will NOT stop an arrow or knife or other piercing weapons...

Do you mean if you have trauma plates in a vest?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1055574


some of the early level civilian lightweight body armor could be defeated by knives or other cutting or small slender missiles, but not the military versions out now.
In any respect I doubt if some swat or special teams are going to let you get close enough to allow a shot off with your bow'narrow, or swing at them with rapier, sir robin.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1310640


Yea... you do know that hitting something with a "bow'narrow" from 50 yards is not that big of a deal right?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1055574


you appear fixated on a fantasy that youre gonna robin hood your way against an armored vehicle and/or a team of minions sent to dispose of you and claim your property for the state.
You need help, not advice or education
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1310640


No - I never said I was going to Robin Hood my way against an armored vehicle... vehicles were never in this until you pulled them out of your ass in that response...

You said you can't penetrate armor with an arrow. I countered that you could and asked if you had a citation. Then you proceeded to try to get snarky with your "bow'narrow" and rapier comment and I asked if you realized that bows can hit shit from 50 yards out pretty easily.

I don't personally shoot "bow'narrow" but I know many who do. Additionally, I don't plan on going all Rambo against a team sent to dispose of me nor did I ever imply I was. You are the one who seems to be making up fantasy scenarios here, sparkles.
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Yes, however that is unlikely. NOW, PLEASE SHOW ME WHERE THE AC MADE OTHER POSTS AS YOU IMPLICATED.
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I NEVER implied such thing. Show me where I did.
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you all voted for him
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Yes, however that is unlikely. NOW, PLEASE SHOW ME WHERE THE AC MADE OTHER POSTS AS YOU IMPLICATED.
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I NEVER implied such thing. Show me where I did.
 Quoting: Phill


LOL you fucking JUST edited your post to exclude "not". Please tell me then, after the edit, why are you telling me the reading IS my strongest point?


You are hilariously SAD, troll!!!!

You deserve heaps of negative karma.
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LOL you fucking JUST edited your post to exclude "not". Please tell me then, after the edit, why are you telling me the reading IS my strongest point?


You are hilariously SAD, troll!!!!

You deserve heaps of negative karma.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28639446


Hahaha I just couldn't resist afro

And who gives a fuck about karma anyway?
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go suck something and mind your own business
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And if I don't what are you going to do about it?
 Quoting: Phill


nothing now, am I asshole?
I figured since you were from the nether world, you are likely gay and I was telling you to take a well deserved break.

I don't care what you do there, mind your own business when the Americans are doing their thing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28651440


You are an ahole for making me almost spit what I was drinking all over my laptop for the funniest thing I have read today. Thanks!!!
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make that USED to have the most freedom.

My impression is that when a gummint indebts you for more than youre worth, without your permission, they fully intend to force you to do something not of your choosing or to your survival benefit.
You should meditate on the concept of 'freedom' before you post any more comedy material
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1310640


Lol, what country has more freedom?

You're using an unrealized scenario in present tense. Not saying it couldn't happen, but as of now I'm not being forced to do anything not of my choosing to survive. Fail.

Our debt is not for more than we're worth. The world depends on us just as much as we depend on them. More actually.
 Quoting: Little Willow


omfg you probably have a bow and arrow too, dont you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1310640

Again what country has more freedom?
 Quoting: Little Willow


It's not a comparison deal, the nation is essentially a prison where you dont even have the right to be left alone in peace unless youre from privileged classes with alleged history of being abused anytime in the last 3 millenia.
The fact that no place of any renown provides for reasonable liberty or up to the standards of the former usa is not my problem.
Regardless of what you know, you have been indebted for the duration of your existence.
if you have to make payments to uninvited strangers to attain even an illusion of some former liberty you have none, no matter what you think.
The whole concept of a 'national' debt means that nothing is actually yours, everything you have has a gummint lien applied to it whether you understand it or not
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It's amazing how effective Charlton Heston was at convincing weak minded individuals who happen to like owning firearms for various purposes like hunting, self defense, range shooting, etc. that the government, and more specifically, liberal candidates running for office are somehow going to take your guns away if they are elected. Gun rights have not substantially changed in forever and no president has taken guns away from people. Furthermore, the president to sign the most substantial gun reform legislation was the H.W. Bush.
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LOL you fucking JUST edited your post to exclude "not". Please tell me then, after the edit, why are you telling me the reading IS my strongest point?


You are hilariously SAD, troll!!!!

You deserve heaps of negative karma.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28639446


Hahaha I just couldn't resist afro

And who gives a fuck about karma anyway?
 Quoting: Phill


Obviously not someone who cares not for their well-being. Enjoy being an asshole :)
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Obviously not someone who cares not for their well-being. Enjoy being an asshole :)
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Last time I was on GLP was about a year ago and after today I am gone for another year.
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sounds like registration to me. you guys know what happens after that. confiscation

get what u need, now.....
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This is getting a little bit old.
I mean everyday you hear some bs article about Obama banning all weapons.

Why are people so afraid that Obama will take their guns? Is it really the black thing? "oh noes, a black person has power over me, he will surely ban guns so the blacks can finally take revenge on us for what we did to them for so many years".
 Quoting: Phill


Not everything is racially based.
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Lol, what country has more freedom?

You're using an unrealized scenario in present tense. Not saying it couldn't happen, but as of now I'm not being forced to do anything not of my choosing to survive. Fail.

Our debt is not for more than we're worth. The world depends on us just as much as we depend on them. More actually.
 Quoting: Little Willow


omfg you probably have a bow and arrow too, dont you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1310640

Again what country has more freedom?
 Quoting: Little Willow


It's not a comparison deal, the nation is essentially a prison where you dont even have the right to be left alone in peace unless youre from privileged classes with alleged history of being abused anytime in the last 3 millenia.
The fact that no place of any renown provides for reasonable liberty or up to the standards of the former usa is not my problem.
Regardless of what you know, you have been indebted for the duration of your existence.
if you have to make payments to uninvited strangers to attain even an illusion of some former liberty you have none, no matter what you think.
The whole concept of a 'national' debt means that nothing is actually yours, everything you have has a gummint lien applied to it whether you understand it or not
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1310640

YOU said America USED to have the most freedom. I'm asking you which country you're referring to that has more?

*I* didn't make a comparison.
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some of the early level civilian lightweight body armor could be defeated by knives or other cutting or small slender missiles, but not the military versions out now.
In any respect I doubt if some swat or special teams are going to let you get close enough to allow a shot off with your bow'narrow, or swing at them with rapier, sir robin.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1310640


Yea... you do know that hitting something with a "bow'narrow" from 50 yards is not that big of a deal right?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1055574


you appear fixated on a fantasy that youre gonna robin hood your way against an armored vehicle and/or a team of minions sent to dispose of you and claim your property for the state.
You need help, not advice or education
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1310640


No - I never said I was going to Robin Hood my way against an armored vehicle... vehicles were never in this until you pulled them out of your ass in that response...

You said you can't penetrate armor with an arrow. I countered that you could and asked if you had a citation. Then you proceeded to try to get snarky with your "bow'narrow" and rapier comment and I asked if you realized that bows can hit shit from 50 yards out pretty easily.

I don't personally shoot "bow'narrow" but I know many who do. Additionally, I don't plan on going all Rambo against a team sent to dispose of me nor did I ever imply I was. You are the one who seems to be making up fantasy scenarios here, sparkles.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1055574


the specs on interceptor armor are available online, if youre interested in learning a thing or two.
I'm unaware of any current military armor/flack vests being defeated by non firearm projectiles, so I'll turn it around and request YOU TELL ME HOW YOU KNOW WHAT YOU CLAIM IS EVEN TRUE, sparkles.
You do what every inexperience wannabe does, which is expect other to teach them or imagine that their limited, unrealistic scenario is all that there is.
Not gonna get that to work here.
I'll stick with the published stats compared to your allegations, anyday
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My welfare deposit is hittin soon and I need heat to proteck my chillen. I aint payin no five hunert bucks.
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This is getting a little bit old.
I mean everyday you hear some bs article about Obama banning all weapons.

Why are people so afraid that Obama will take their guns? Is it really the black thing? "oh noes, a black person has power over me, he will surely ban guns so the blacks can finally take revenge on us for what we did to them for so many years".
 Quoting: Phill


You foreigners ALWAYS bringing up this black thing. I wish you'd stop being racists and bigots.

We have a CONSTITUTION that gives us a right to bear arms. Obama has through executive orders bypassing Congress (who are supposed to represent us) made laws AGAINST the constitution. In Other words, by his power of presidency he is undermining all our laws and rights.

I don't care if the president is black, white, yellow, orange, purple or green, he swore to UPHOLD the constitution and he is not.

You have a monarchy...what if you had a very bad king or queen.
hitler did the same thing on his rise to power.
NOW DO YOU GET IT?
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make that USED to have the most freedom.

My impression is that when a gummint indebts you for more than youre worth, without your permission, they fully intend to force you to do something not of your choosing or to your survival benefit.
You should meditate on the concept of 'freedom' before you post any more comedy material
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1310640


Lol, what country has more freedom?

You're using an unrealized scenario in present tense. Not saying it couldn't happen, but as of now I'm not being forced to do anything not of my choosing to survive. Fail.

Our debt is not for more than we're worth. The world depends on us just as much as we depend on them. More actually.
 Quoting: Little Willow


omfg you probably have a bow and arrow too, dont you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1310640

Again what country has more freedom?
 Quoting: Little Willow

Your words are in bold....since you accidentally cut that part out, lol.

You said it, not anyone else. I'm asking which country has more freedom.

Not because I care....but when you keep getting called on the nonsense you've stated, just stop already.
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You have a monarchy...what if you had a very bad king or queen.
hitler did the same thing on his rise to power.
NOW DO YOU GET IT?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25672410


The monarchy is just so that we can enjoy some living historical artefacts. They don't have any power.
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(who conveniently posted within a short time frame after you, who is also conveniently also from the netherlands, and who just so happened to quit posting after you started up again)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28639446


Yeah, the Netherlands has 16 million people, not one of them could have logged in and made that comment.

Look, if you want to believe I care so much about my comments that I am going to respond as an AC to my own comments go right ahead. I don't take this forum as serious as you do, I am barely on this forum anyway.
 Quoting: Phill


Maybe they both just pulled fingers out of dyke and went straight for the keyboard whilst wet and juicy.
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You Canadian assholes just don't get it do you?
Oblome can do anything he wants including calling
in the U.N.
They DO NOT have enough people ........PERIOD!
There are over 200 million gun owners in America!

MOLON LABE............"Come and get them"
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Obviously not someone who cares not for their well-being. Enjoy being an asshole :)
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Last time I was on GLP was about a year ago and after today I am gone for another year.
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You assholes from the Neverlands are never missed!
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I would not want to be a BATF Agent about now. Enforcing trumped up bullshit by their masters Schumer and McCarthy.

The liplock on Holders nuts is waning...

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