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NASA working on top secret missile to blow up DOOMSDAY ASTEROID!

 
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11/28/2012 12:49 PM
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NASA working on top secret missile to blow up DOOMSDAY ASTEROID!
This shit is crazy! No wonder it's top secret.

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11/28/2012 01:01 PM
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For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. -Carl Sagan.
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11/28/2012 01:05 PM
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i've seen Armageddon it wouldn't work...
Whaaat?
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11/28/2012 01:06 PM

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Nasa = Never a straight doomsday answer.
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11/28/2012 01:35 PM
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Nasa = Never a straight doomsday answer.
 Quoting: Tigershield
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11/28/2012 01:37 PM
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This shit is crazy! No wonder it's top secret.

[link to inothernewz.com]
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you do realize that site is a joke, right? it calls itself pseudo journalism. nothing on that site is real.
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11/28/2012 01:42 PM

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lol
yea i heard onion news say this was true!
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11/28/2012 01:44 PM
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The “Doomsday Asteroid,” as it is known around NASA, will destroy the Earth and everything on it unless the agency can stop it.

What is the point in posting stupid shit like this that one can obviously tell bears no merit just by how it's written?
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11/28/2012 03:02 PM
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Hey, it worked in Armageddon! lol
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11/28/2012 03:12 PM
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Only the JPL database isn't showing any NEA's anywhere near the planet on 21 dec
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11/28/2012 05:13 PM
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absence of evidence isn't evidence of absence.. we're all doomed..
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11/28/2012 05:16 PM
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Timeout. What's a JPL?
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11/28/2012 05:20 PM
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This shit is crazy! No wonder it's top secret.

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11/28/2012 05:26 PM
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Nasa = Never a straight doomsday answer.
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Wouldn't that have been NasDa?
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Timeout. What's a JPL?
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Jet Propulsion Laboratory
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Timeout. What's a JPL?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28277398


Jet Propulsion Laboratory
 Quoting: Dr. Astro


Where have you been Astro? Haven't seen you around in a while
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11/28/2012 05:35 PM
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You know what they need to do ,send 2 groups of drillers up there in case one group gets shot down by rogue asteroids ,they need to drill a massive hole and shove a bomb down there and blow it up .of course some might die ,this is why we need the US of A they will save the world 5a5a5a
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11/28/2012 05:40 PM
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Only the JPL database isn't showing any NEA's anywhere near the planet on 21 dec
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Even though this story is BS,

Do you really think JPL would post online for everyone to see a NEO that has a 50/50 chance of ELE. LOL, just because we cant find one on the internet does not mean there is not a NEO out there coming fast.
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11/28/2012 05:46 PM
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Only the JPL database isn't showing any NEA's anywhere near the planet on 21 dec
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19706474


Even though this story is BS,

Do you really think JPL would post online for everyone to see a NEO that has a 50/50 chance of ELE. LOL, just because we cant find one on the internet does not mean there is not a NEO out there coming fast.
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True, they still have not found all the NEO and have stated there is certainly a ELE size in amongst the untracked ones ,after all we were warned after the event from the closest NEO previous from NASA , and if there is an ELE approaching the last people informed will be the general public ,so doomsday shelters by be a waste of time as there might not even be enough time to get to one 5a5a5a
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11/28/2012 06:52 PM
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You mean there's a website where you can keep track of these asteroids? They can hide and or omit info as they please, wouldn't you say?
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11/28/2012 06:54 PM
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11/28/2012 06:57 PM
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... “A test of the missile will be conducted sometime in early December at an undisclosed location in the United States. NASA and the U.S. government want to keep this project as hush hush as possible.”....


keep your eyes open in the next 2 weeks
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11/28/2012 09:10 PM
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Yeah everybody, keep your eyes open for a nuclear blast. Then report back to the forum lol.
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12/01/2012 09:12 PM
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I say forget the missile and let's hope it wipes out the freaking Chinese!
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12/02/2012 11:31 AM
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Dude, if the asteroid were to hit China, it would still wipe out everybody on the planet. You got something against the Chinese? lol
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12/02/2012 04:24 PM
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Yes. My job was shipped to China so an asteroid obliterating the country would be sweet!
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12/02/2012 04:27 PM
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They're gonna send Brucie up methinks, and I'm not talking about the Willis variety, nor the Springsteen variety, but the ace up our sleeve that we Brits have been saving for a doomsday asteroid mission in 2012.

Ladies and gentlemen I give you...



5a

It's fucking true bitchez!
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Hey, it worked in Armageddon! lol
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I guess it did, but in real life it would probably just break it up, and we would be hit by 35 asteroids in stead of 1 big one. The damage would be even greater.

For an asteroid that big, you need something to "nudge" it off course very slowly and gradually, a long time before it is about to hit.
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12/02/2012 04:45 PM
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“It’s against international space law to send up a nuke into space,” said the source. “That’s why NASA and the U.S. government are so secretive about the project.




Like we give a rip about international law. What a load of crap lolz.
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12/02/2012 06:04 PM
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What the hell do you "nudge" it with???
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12/02/2012 06:22 PM
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Another explanation to hide the trillions of dollars spent by the government.

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