NASA working on top secret missile to blow up DOOMSDAY ASTEROID!

i've seen Armageddon it wouldn't work...

Nasa = Never a straight doomsday answer.

you do realize that site is a joke, right? it calls itself pseudo journalism. nothing on that site is real.

lol
yea i heard onion news say this was true!

The “Doomsday Asteroid,” as it is known around NASA, will destroy the Earth and everything on it unless the agency can stop it.

What is the point in posting stupid shit like this that one can obviously tell bears no merit just by how it's written?

Hey, it worked in Armageddon! lol

Only the JPL database isn't showing any NEA's anywhere near the planet on 21 dec

absence of evidence isn't evidence of absence.. we're all doomed..

Timeout. What's a JPL?

Wouldn't that have been NasDa?

Jet Propulsion Laboratory

Where have you been Astro? Haven't seen you around in a while

You know what they need to do ,send 2 groups of drillers up there in case one group gets shot down by rogue asteroids ,they need to drill a massive hole and shove a bomb down there and blow it up .of course some might die ,this is why we need the US of A they will save the world

Even though this story is BS,

Do you really think JPL would post online for everyone to see a NEO that has a 50/50 chance of ELE. LOL, just because we cant find one on the internet does not mean there is not a NEO out there coming fast.

True, they still have not found all the NEO and have stated there is certainly a ELE size in amongst the untracked ones ,after all we were warned after the event from the closest NEO previous from NASA , and if there is an ELE approaching the last people informed will be the general public ,so doomsday shelters by be a waste of time as there might not even be enough time to get to one

You mean there's a website where you can keep track of these asteroids? They can hide and or omit info as they please, wouldn't you say?

... “A test of the missile will be conducted sometime in early December at an undisclosed location in the United States. NASA and the U.S. government want to keep this project as hush hush as possible.”....


keep your eyes open in the next 2 weeks

Yeah everybody, keep your eyes open for a nuclear blast. Then report back to the forum lol.

I say forget the missile and let's hope it wipes out the freaking Chinese!

Dude, if the asteroid were to hit China, it would still wipe out everybody on the planet. You got something against the Chinese? lol

Yes. My job was shipped to China so an asteroid obliterating the country would be sweet!

They're gonna send Brucie up methinks, and I'm not talking about the Willis variety, nor the Springsteen variety, but the ace up our sleeve that we Brits have been saving for a doomsday asteroid mission in 2012.

Ladies and gentlemen I give you...





It's fucking true bitchez!

I guess it did, but in real life it would probably just break it up, and we would be hit by 35 asteroids in stead of 1 big one. The damage would be even greater.

For an asteroid that big, you need something to "nudge" it off course very slowly and gradually, a long time before it is about to hit.

“It’s against international space law to send up a nuke into space,” said the source. “That’s why NASA and the U.S. government are so secretive about the project.




Like we give a rip about international law. What a load of crap lolz.

What the hell do you "nudge" it with???

Another explanation to hide the trillions of dollars spent by the government.